One night we were parked up in a quiet location up on the cliffs looking over the bay.
We were sitting there chatting like we usually did and one thing led to another as it usually did. Well just as things were starting to get exciting i somehow knocked the handbrake of the car which was parked on a slope facing downwards toward the cliff edge.
Well next thing is,the cars flying of down the slope,bumps down a big step and moments from going over the cliff i just manage to pull the handbrake up saving our lives by inches.
Needless to say we never parked there again,especially since we had to get the car towed out as it was too dangerous to move it ourselves.
So has anybody else had any similar experiences they would like to share ?
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Sex God
Um, well, yes...................erm.....................I was doing some serious layby "research" one night. In the heat of the moment (and getting a bit carried away with the in-depthness of the subject matter) my leg hit the horn.
That was bad enough (it was around in the morning) but what was worse was that I did it again about a minute later! :P :P :P :P
FFS! Truck horns are loud! :shock: :shock:
And yes, there were other trucks and cars parked up there!
:blink:
That was bad enough (it was around in the morning) but what was worse was that I did it again about a minute later! :P :P :P :P
FFS! Truck horns are loud! :shock: :shock:
And yes, there were other trucks and cars parked up there!
:blink: 
Sex God
Quote by cu3b4ll
You think that's dangerous?? You should try phoning Blue in the middle of the night :twisted:
:giggle:
Well yes, waking me up tends to lead to unfortunate circumstances :giggle:
Of course, I've never done anything dangerous.... there are no cliffs near where I live :eeek: ... I did once crash into a fence on my push bike whilst trying to peer into a car where someone was getting a BJ, but I don't think that counts
:lol2: 
Sex God
Quote by cu3b4ll
You think that's dangerous?? You should try phoning Blue in the middle of the night :twisted:
:giggle:
really funny, nice one
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wrats
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
Trust me, having sex with Hornyred,,, wherever it happens to be,,, is always a dangerous and potentially life threatening situation:? :P
Sluts are always exciting, and dangerous!! :wink: :wink:
Why dangerous? .........................................
'cos we tease out the best/worst in you of course! :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by EagerSlut
Trust me, having sex with Hornyred,,, wherever it happens to be,,, is always a dangerous and potentially life threatening situation
Sluts are always exciting, and dangerous!! :wink: :wink:
Why dangerous? .........................................
'cos we tease out the best/worst in you of course! :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :twisted: :twisted: Thats spot on is that Eager, it aint easy being hitched to the female equivalent of you. :shock:
and now she`s "hornyred cock eating slut" :?
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
Trust me, having sex with Hornyred,,, wherever it happens to be,,, is always a dangerous and potentially life threatening situation
Sluts are always exciting, and dangerous!! :wink: :wink:
Why dangerous? .........................................
'cos we tease out the best/worst in you of course! :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :twisted: :twisted: Thats spot on is that Eager, it aint easy being hitched to the female equivalent of you. :shock:
and now she`s "hornyred cock eating slut" :?
There yer go! :wink:
Takes one to know one! :bounce: :bounce:
:haha: :rascal: :rascal:
Quote by EagerSlut
Trust me, having sex with Hornyred,,, wherever it happens to be,,, is always a dangerous and potentially life threatening situation
Sluts are always exciting, and dangerous!! :wink: :wink:
Why dangerous? .........................................
'cos we tease out the best/worst in you of course! :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :twisted: :twisted: Thats spot on is that Eager, it aint easy being hitched to the female equivalent of you. :shock:
and now she`s "hornyred cock eating slut" :?
There yer go! :wink:
Takes one to know one! :bounce: :bounce:
:haha: :rascal: :rascal: Is it infectious this slut thing,, Slutitis or sommatorother,, will i catch it :shock: will i end up like you n her :? :? :rascal: :rascal:
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
Trust me, having sex with Hornyred,,, wherever it happens to be,,, is always a dangerous and potentially life threatening situation
Sluts are always exciting, and dangerous!! :wink: :wink:
Why dangerous? .........................................
'cos we tease out the best/worst in you of course! :P
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :twisted: :twisted: Thats spot on is that Eager, it aint easy being hitched to the female equivalent of you. :shock:
and now she`s "hornyred cock eating slut" :?
There yer go! :wink:
Takes one to know one! :bounce: :bounce:
:haha: :rascal: :rascal: Is it infectious this slut thing,,Slutitis or
summatorother,, will i catch it :shock: will i end up like you n her :? :? :rascal: :rascal:
Eeeeeeeeeeek! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Don't go there. I'm still trying to get to the bottom of that eagersummatorothers imposter!
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! :crazy:
Sex God
Quote by Dino.
Answer my question damn you, this is important to me, i may have find an antedote or cure for Slutitis
No I don't think so, I think you're either born with it or not! :grin: :grin:
I know now that I was.
ops: :oops: Before that I used to be shy! :rascal: :rascal: 
Quote by EagerSlut
Answer my question damn you
No I don't think so, I think you're either born with it or not! :grin: :grin:
I know now that I was.
ops: :oops: Before that I used to be shy! :rascal: :rascal: Phew,, thats a relief ! and thats what hornyreds just told me, its somthing your born with, a gift if you like, that you fine tune and hone your slutty skills until you become a master,, a bit like martial arts ,, .So,,, what dan black belt are you at the moment and whens your next grading? :wink: :wink: :wink: 
Sex God
Quote by markz
I am sure there's a joke there somewhere but I am too stupid to see it????????
couple - going down - cliff
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I think our friend JB already found it!!
Quote by johneboy
that would have been one hell of a orgasum, cumming as you going over a cliff
need to ask sue barker i think :lol:
wonders if she's into watersports
Quote by westerross
I am sure there's a joke there somewhere but I am too stupid to see it????????
couple - going down - cliff
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: I think our friend JB already found it!!
Quote by johneboy
that would have been one hell of a orgasum, cumming as you going over a cliff
need to ask sue barker i think :lol:
wonders if she's into watersports
thanks tune, about time i was bloody appreciated around here
