Dawn_Mids, I wish to register a complaint...

4 Aug 2004

Dawn~
My humblest apologies, but I have finally gathered up the gumption to address an issue that has caused my no end of difficulty. Most recently, this occurred as a direct result of your post in the "What's in a name?" thread.
If I may cut to the chase, the crux of my complaint lies with your avatar. I'll be happily scrolling down, reading through a thread, enjoying the wisdom and witticism of the other members, when - suddenly - I come across one of your posts. My eyes wander just to the left of the text, and I am greeted with the most marvelous pair of animated breasts. I am totally captivated, unable to tear myself away to continue reading. To quote Mulder & Scully when they appeared on The Simpsons: "Almost hypnotic, like a lava lamp!"
Sorry, but I just had to vent... :mrgreen:
~Reese! surprised

(confirmed boobaholic)
P.S. ...and, please, don't ever change it! :thumbup:

4 Aug 2004

Reese you had me worried then, I thought I had done something wrong sad

Now I'm just worried that my reply with cause you even more distraction silly

hwoar:
As for changing it, I have done a few times but I received some complaints by pm asking for the boobs back rolleyes

I don't think I can take the risk of changing it at the moment. Maybe I should creep in during the middle of the night to change it, that way no one will notice lol

Dawn :silly:
p.s.. its all in the camera angle

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Reese
Dawn~
My humblest apologies, but I have finally gathered up the gumption to address an issue that has caused my no end of difficulty. Most recently, this occurred as a direct result of your post in the "What's in a name?" thread.
If I may cut to the chase, the crux of my complaint lies with your avatar. I'll be happily scrolling down, reading through a thread, enjoying the wisdom and witticism of the other members, when - suddenly - I come across one of your posts. My eyes wander just to the left of the text, and I am greeted with the most marvelous pair of animated breasts. I am totally captivated, unable to tear myself away to continue reading. To quote Mulder & Scully when they appeared on The Simpsons: "Almost hypnotic, like a lava lamp!"
Sorry, but I just had to vent... :mrgreen:
~Reese!
(confirmed boobaholic)
P.S. ...and, please, don't ever change it! :thumbup:

If theres a boobaholics anonymous out there can i have the contact details please, i totally agree with what Reese has said and think that its time i addressed the situation and sort professional help.
silly

hwoar:

4 Aug 2004

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Ack! There they are!! See? See?!
Hee hee - sorry to alarm you - but I just knew if I posted this thread I'd get a pair for my very own! :P

Quote by Dawn_Mids
p.s.. its all in the camera angle

We don't belieeeeeve you! Then again, if doubt would provide me with the opportunity to assess their marvelousness myself, I'd be willing to make the sacrifice. :mrgreen:

4 Aug 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
If theres a boobaholics anonymous out there can i have the contact details please, i totally agree with what Reese has said and think that its time i addressed the situation and sort professional help.
hwoar:

Morbius, is it possible then to have too many boobs? Well when I say too many boobs, I don't mean the carrier, I mean the looker. :phwoar:
Personally I think not. In fact I'm certain of it. They've never done me any harm. Unless wanting to come back in the next life as a woman so I can have a big pair of boobs is a problem :happy:
Rich

4 Aug 2004

'tator~ (sorry, it's just easier than typing 'TheFacilitator')
You're absolutely right. Boobs have never hurt anyone. They're largely gentle and docile creatures. And, no, I don't think you have a problem at all. In fact, I'd get a pair myself...but I'd prob'ly have to lose the beard. :P
~Reese! surprised

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Reese
'tator~ (sorry, it's just easier than typing 'TheFacilitator')
You're absolutely right. Boobs have never hurt anyone. They're largely gentle and docile creatures. And, no, I don't think you have a problem at all. In fact, I'd get a pair myself...but I'd prob'ly have to lose the beard. :P
~Reese!

Reese mate I think you're right. Boobs topped by a full beard would probably put me off a little. Hairy boobs (if you've got a hairy chest) don't really light my candle either.

Quote by Reese
They're large gentle..

Ummmmm my favourite type
(I know, I know, I'm not meant to edit the text)
Rich

4 Aug 2004

This has got to be my favourite thread so far!!!!!! :inlove:

4 Aug 2004

Quote by TheFacilitator
Reese mate I think you're right. Boobs topped by a full beard would probably put me off a little. Hairy boobs (if you've got a hairy chest) don't really light my candle either.

Nah - relatively clean-chested, me. Vix & I aren't much into hirstute males (says the bloke with the enormous beard!). I figure I could pull off, say, a nice pair of 38Js? Whaddaya think?!

Quote by TheFacilitator
They're large gentle..

Ummmmm my favourite type
Mmmmmm - yes! Mine, too. Oh, to wallow in a verden pasture of free-range Tetones Grandes!! :smitten:
~Reese! surprised

P.S. Rather than Morbius' 'boobaholics anonymous' idea, perhaps we should focus our efforts into establishing a temple of breast worship. Mebbe we could attract Vix, Dawn and some generously-endowed others into our fold!!

4 Aug 2004

I know this has been done recently, but I just felt this thread needed that little??? something.

Rich

4 Aug 2004

Heh, if you think that's good, try on for size!! wink

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Reese
P.S. Rather than Morbius' 'boobaholics anonymous' idea, perhaps we should focus our efforts into establishing a temple of breast worship. Mebbe we could attract Vix, Dawn and some generously-endowed others into our fold!!

Hey! What about those of us who are less generously endowed (see left for details) but just as proud of our mammary glands? Gentlemen, broaden your horizons and consider the smaller breast, gently rounded, which sits so perfectly in your hand, surmounted by the most pert and raspberry-shaped of nipples! By all means establish a temple of breast worship - the female form was made to be adored after all - but don't make size an issue.
Having said that, and I've said it before, Dawn_Mids does have the most spectacular tits in Christendom.
Love Sappho xxx

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Sappho
Gentlemen, broaden your horizons and consider the smaller breast, gently rounded, which sits so perfectly in your hand, surmounted by the most pert and raspberry-shaped of nipples!
Love Sappho xxx

Sappho, I just love offers like that. lol

:lol: :lol:
Rich

4 Aug 2004

Sappho~
No no, didn't mean to sound exclusionary there! We would most certainly welcome all breasts with open palms!! :mrgreen:
~Reese! surprised

P.S. I just tend to have this personal problem, even though I know it's a bit shallow and prejudiced: When faced with anything around G-cup or larger, I just melt. I know, I know - I probably should seek professional help ("Hi, my name's Reese, and I'm a sucker for big tits.") - but I, for one, have come to accept my addiction. :P

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Reese
Sappho~
No no, didn't mean to sound exclusionary there! We would most certainly welcome all breasts with open palms!! :mrgreen:
~Reese!
P.S. I just tend to have this personal problem, even though I know it's a bit shallow and prejudiced: When faced with anything around G-cup or larger, I just melt. I know, I know - I probably should seek professional help ("Hi, my name's Reese, and I'm a sucker for big tits.") - but I, for one, have come to accept my addiction. :P

OK OK scrap the boobaholic anonymous idea, i'm converted, saved by the Temple of BOOB(S)!!!!!!
Just one small point though Reese, surely we would welcome all breasts with open mouths?? :o

4 Aug 2004

As one who loves boobs of all sizes and shapes I know that if I came back as a woman I'd never get any work done lol

4 Aug 2004

Quote by morbiusUK
Just one small point though Reese, surely we would welcome all breasts with open mouths??

Morbius~
Open mouths - yes - much better than my original idea. :thumbup:
Then again, we may attract so many that we'll have to make use of all available appendages in our worship! ;)
Yes, Morbius - I like your thinking, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
~Reese! :o

4 Aug 2004

I now know why Morbius was so keen for me to get changed after coming home from work!!!!!!!! He could hardly wait for me to get my kit off!!!!!!
I thought he was after a quickie ... now I see .. it was just my breasts smile

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Reese
Just one small point though Reese, surely we would welcome all breasts with open mouths??

Morbius~
Open mouths - yes - much better than my original idea. :thumbup:
Then again, we may attract so many that we'll have to make use of all available appendages in our worship! ;)
Yes, Morbius - I like your thinking, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
~Reese! :o
I wish i could take credit for the successful (or should that be suckbreastful) launch for this sect (yes sect!!! not sex, mind you i'm liking the idea...) however i think due credit must lie with yourself and 'tator....... worship

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
it was just my breasts

Just your breasts? JUST your breasts?! Don't underestimate yourself, my dear, they're LOVELY! wink

Quote by morbiusUK
'tator.......

Oh, no - the nickname stuck. He's gonna kill me for that, isn't he? rolleyes

~Reese!

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Reese
]'tator.......

Oh, no - the nickname stuck. He's gonna kill me for that, isn't he? rolleyes

~Reese!
I gues that sometimes you just have to accept the inevitable. I think the great black dalek first penned the idea, and as it's his site, I suppose I am he who obeys. worship

:worship: :worship: :worship:
Rich

4 Aug 2004

Cool! Mark gets to be scapegoat for me! I am honoured! surprised

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Sappho
Hey! What about those of us who are less generously endowed (see left for details) but just as proud of our mammary glands? Gentlemen, broaden your horizons and consider the smaller breast, gently rounded, which sits so perfectly in your hand, surmounted by the most pert and raspberry-shaped of nipples! By all means establish a temple of breast worship - the female form was made to be adored after all!
Love Sappho xxx

indeed Sappho! there is a school of thought that says "owt more than a handful's a waste!" ;-)

Quote by Sappho
but don't make size an issue.

i'm in no position to . . . ahem . . . do anything of the sort! we are agreed that size does not matter then? <<< gulps >>> lol

Quote by Sappho
Having said that, and I've said it before, Dawn_Mids does have the most spectacular tits in Christendom.

agreed! ;-) an opportunity ((( even if a fully clothed one ! ))) to assess their spectacularity ((( word? dunno

))) in the flesh is less than 17 full days away!
we are amazingly in tune dontcha think? :lol: ;-)
n x x x x x
and apologies for the blatant tarting thinly veiled as yer general discussion type thing! ;-)

4 Aug 2004

Hey - Neil - no pulling on 'tator's & my thread!! :silly:
~Reese! surprised

P.S. Pay no attention - am just jealous that you're going to have the opportunity to assess Dawn's 'spectacularity' first hand, as it were. ;)

4 Aug 2004

^ cocksucker

4 Aug 2004

Aww - I love you too, hun! :love: :love: :love:

4 Aug 2004

Quote by Sappho
Having said that, and I've said it before, Dawn_Mids does have the most spectacular tits in Christendom.

Thank you Sappho and may I take this opportunity to say how pleased I am to see you back in amongst us posting away kiss

Quote by neilinleeds
and apologies for the blatant tarting thinly veiled as yer general discussion type thing! ;-)

You were tarting??? I never noticed a thing but for future reference they will be covered up during the munch............I think..........yes they will..............unless I drink too much........No seriously, they will be covered lol

:lol: :lol:
Dawn :silly:

4 Aug 2004

Not coming then :!:
actually I cant anyway ,mores the pity
Good to see you back Dawn lol

4 Aug 2004

Quote by warwick
Good to see you back Dawn

Thank you

Shame you won't be at the munch though. I take it you have a good excuse?
Dawn :silly:

4 Aug 2004

No shite actually
Family wedding which I am expected to attend mad

bugger is I am driving again so I could otherwise have come rolleyes