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We received a message from a guy, a nice message including a couple of photo's. His profile is well presented and he seems like a nice chap. All good so far.
The very last line of his last message said "I travel a lot and get bored in hotel rooms on my own!"
The thought that we maybe slightly more interesting than watching telly in his room made us decide not to pursue this. "DEAL BREAKER!"
Just wondered if anyone else had got to the point of shall we shan't we? then have the other party blow it by one comment, if so what was it? Or what comment would blow it?
I was arranging a meeting with a female in the next town over and everything was going quite well.
She explained she wanted a take away, and I explained I was not that hungry, but she could order one from herself. She then decided to instruct me to buy the chinese take away (since it came with a bottle of wine she liked).
That blew it for me, I'm not made of money, and I don't want to feed someone for a week.
Better just to meet up with mutual fun, without charity coming into it.
Regarding your situation, sometimes people don't know how to phrase things!
I think it was when she said " I like to have my balls sucked" :sad:
:laughabove: rotflmao
This was a classic!
This guy said he was 100% single, so I asked for his number and he said I have to text him first, No I explained my way is simple I will phone when I want as your single there wont be any problems. I tried him a few days later and he responded with hello, I said hello its Lisa. His response was how many times do I have to tell you I don't want any double glazing, lol lol his wife must of been with him lol
Lisa xx
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I think it was when she said " I like to have my balls sucked" :sad:

Did you ask if they were hairy or not?
I can imagine Skinners having his balls playing with sounding something like...
:laughabove:
Excellent Toots!
You're a cruel lot, to subject a sensitive soul like myself to such ridicule, and I don't sound like Donald Duck, well not much anyway ....... usually.
we asked a couple who wanted a meet for some face pics
well... what they sent us was a real deal breaker the pics where taken in a bedroom? i think.
the room was awash with clothes on the floor over the bed basically it looked like someone had thrown a grenade in the wardrobe and just walked away , on the bedside cabinet was stacks of used tissues and empty toilet rolls, the real deal breaker was two glasses of something, which when we zoomed in had a layer of what looked like mould growing on top of the fluid with a layer of fag butts in the bottom
poke
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we asked a couple who wanted a meet for some face pics
well... what they sent us was a real deal breaker the pics where taken in a bedroom? i think.
the room was awash with clothes on the floor over the bed basically it looked like someone had thrown a grenade in the wardrobe and just walked away , on the bedside cabinet was stacks of used tissues and empty toilet rolls, the real deal breaker was two glasses of something, which when we zoomed in had a layer of what looked like mould growing on top of the fluid with a layer of fag butts in the bottom
poke

ew!
I think for us in an experience the deal breaker during the deed was the guy saying i cant come with a condom on. For me that was a "you what" moment? so i promptly, but politely just said thats fine you can finish your self off.
Also any mention of money, or a bit too much attention from the guy on the GF - its a very fine line.
oh and Pubic hair is definitely a no go!
Ha, this is an easy one. Absolutely gorgeous girl and her husband was only too keen to bring her to me and watch. Had spoken with both so knew it wasn't just one dreamer and we seemed to get on. We were right at the point of arranging the first meet and she (not him) asked if she could lie underneath me whilst I squatted and shat on her face. Yuk!
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Ha, this is an easy one. Absolutely gorgeous girl and her husband was only too keen to bring her to me and watch. Had spoken with both so knew it wasn't just one dreamer and we seemed to get on. We were right at the point of arranging the first meet and she (not him) asked if she could lie underneath me whilst I squatted and shat on her face. Yuk!

WTF :eeek:
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Ha, this is an easy one. Absolutely gorgeous girl and her husband was only too keen to bring her to me and watch. Had spoken with both so knew it wasn't just one dreamer and we seemed to get on. We were right at the point of arranging the first meet and she (not him) asked if she could lie underneath me whilst I squatted and shat on her face. Yuk!

That's just wrong on so many levels.
Surely there's got to be something psychologically wrong there, or is it just me?
loon
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Ha, this is an easy one. Absolutely gorgeous girl and her husband was only too keen to bring her to me and watch. Had spoken with both so knew it wasn't just one dreamer and we seemed to get on. We were right at the point of arranging the first meet and she (not him) asked if she could lie underneath me whilst I squatted and shat on her face. Yuk!

i thought most public toilets were closed these days?
disgusting
Hold up everybody - when did it become OK to bash other people's perversions or fetishes on this forum? Where consent is respected (as it totally was in the case above), don't shame or scapegoat other sexually adventurous people because they have gone further out than you have or are willing to go. I wager all of you desire or actively engage in activities that the majority of the population finds shocking, disturbing, unhealthy etc. so... how are you in a position to judge? By all means, do what you like, stick to your own boundaries, but allow others to do the same without ridiculing their choices.
To avoid misinterpretation: I have absolutely no problem with ScotsBull not wanting to defecate on playmate's face, note that his story contains no judgement. Also I am not into scat myself, so this is not a kink I need to defend for my own benefit or self-respect.
When reading a profile and then it says " I don't mind bbw,s " um well I don't mind not meeting you then either lol
I would never want to meet someone who tolerates what I look like. They would have to desire what I look like.
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