Dear Aunties I need help!

1 Feb 2005

I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions? sad

1 Feb 2005

Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?

Try changing hands at the 100th stroke. lol

Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump

:borg:

1 Feb 2005

You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:

1 Feb 2005

Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?

get out more ?
ps welcome to the forum - a new way for you to get RSI!

1 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:

He must be talking about stroking his pussy. miaoooooowwww.

1 Feb 2005

That'll be a shiny pussy then lol

1 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:

Frequently frecklebird, lol

Even my female friends who do it to me, compliment me on my staying power. :twisted:
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump

:borg:

1 Feb 2005

Quote by harry0
You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:

Frequently frecklebird, lol

Even my female friends who do it to me, compliment me on my staying power. :twisted:
Harry0

Oh I believe you Harry0... GT has the same quality... THANK GOODNESS!!... It's usually a case of me tiredly saying 'I'm knackered... please come'... He'll nearly come several times but he just has the knack of waiting till I'm all pleasured out... :twisted:

1 Feb 2005

According to the 'strange sexual injuries' book I have (seriously, found it in a bookshop years ago), do NOT attempt anything involving a vacuum cleaner.

1 Feb 2005

Pity you weren't here last week Doug, someone tried that...possibly Eagerslut but I'm not sure. A full recovery was made though lol

Bev
xx

1 Feb 2005

Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?

wear boxing gloves to bed

1 Feb 2005

Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?

Castration?
lhk
Kat

1 Feb 2005

Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?

Become a stayer instead of a repeater.
One of the Aunties (M / F).

1 Feb 2005

Quote by harry0
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?

Try changing hands at the 100th stroke. lol

Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
hump

:borg:
Stop counting your blood strokes...think about naked women... it will help.... i promise

2 Feb 2005

You could be:.
!) A frustrated ickle boy who has the wrong idea about this site, and about us.
2) A very good girlfriend of mine who came to our wedding and discovered the joys of swinging, only to leave before everyone else did.
3) A married man, whose wife "doesn't understand" him.
4) A NOTW reporter, trying to flesh out their report on masturbation.
I can't decide.
:love:

2 Feb 2005

Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?

Change your name? I mean, self-love is okay but maybe if you called yourself
The Sad Monk you might be able to resist temptation a little more.
Just a thought.

2 Feb 2005

Well lets see
I know, you could always join a swinging site and do a really good and informative first post. lol

:lol:
Oh No :shock: youv'e already blown that :P
Have fun passionkiss

and go and buy a rabbit :twisted:
Jas
XXX

2 Feb 2005

You could always ask friends for recomendations, oh, mking a second post would be useful too!
By the way, I've assumed you are female but your post nor profile doesn't say...
Chris

2 Feb 2005

What does celebate mean

Well, it's like being celibate when you can't spell confused

Or, it's when you celebrate with something missing lol

Hope that helps
Bev
xx

2 Feb 2005

Well done honey, I bet you are a whiz at crosswords bev

Yep Judy, I did a whole one on my own on Saturday night biggrin

De- sade I didn't spell repetitive incorrectly
Bev
xx

2 Feb 2005

I have my own hubby pulling me to pieces in another thread, I'm allowed to be touchy
Bev
xx

2 Feb 2005

Where or where is Luvverrrrr? One post, no bloody info and now no bloody answer to all our helpful replies.
Grrr. mad

3 Feb 2005

Come in, Luvverrrrrrrr... your time is up.

4 Feb 2005

decides to come out......
HE is a SHE :P

4 Feb 2005

Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
HE is a SHE :P

...and a lovely she at that!! :love:

4 Feb 2005

Woo hoo, I was right,
now stop being so enigmatic and do a proper first post smackbottom

4 Feb 2005

You realize, of course, that they'll now be trying to spot you in Vix' & my wedding pics thread! :grin:
~Reese! surprised

4 Feb 2005

Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
decides to come out......
HE is a SHE :P

Too late! you are now firmly established in the collective consciousness as a bloke, 29 years old, 5'7'', 85 kg, dark hair, parted to the left, goatee beard, wears glasses for reading, white socks with black trousers and trainers, always has his t-shirt hanging out at the back, drives a P reg Ford Mondeo, Red, has 17 gnomes around a water feature (it is not a pond mad

) in the back garden, and reads the News of the World cover to cover every day.
wink

lhk
Kat

4 Feb 2005

:lol: :lol:
b...b...b...but I am soooo shy and retiring.......
hey...why didn't you tell me about all those spellnig meesteaks then? :lol:
rolleyes

must have been pissed
bummer can't do my proposed post now :twisted:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
decides to come out......
HE is a SHE :P

Too late! you are now firmly established in the collective consciousness as a bloke, 29 years old, 5'7'', 85 kg, dark hair, parted to the left, goatee beard, wears glasses for reading, white socks with black trousers and trainers, always has his t-shirt hanging out at the back, drives a P reg Ford Mondeo, Red, has 17 gnomes around a water feature (it is not a pond mad

) in the back garden, and reads the News of the World cover to cover every day.
wink

lhk
Kat
Hmm, I don't see anyone of that description here, on the right of this photo, just out of shot.