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Dear Aunties I need help!
Orgasminator
Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?
Try changing hands at the 100th stroke.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
:borg: 
Sex God
You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:
Master of Sex
Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?
get out more ?
ps welcome to the forum - a new way for you to get RSI!
Master of Sex
Quote by freckledbird
You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:
He must be talking about stroking his pussy. miaoooooowwww.
Sex God
That'll be a shiny pussy then
Orgasminator
Quote by freckledbird
You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:
Frequently frecklebird,
Even my female friends who do it to me, compliment me on my staying power. :twisted: Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
:borg: 
Orgasminator
Quote by harry0
You last 100 strokes Harry :shock:
Frequently frecklebird,
Even my female friends who do it to me, compliment me on my staying power. :twisted: Harry0
Oh I believe you Harry0... GT has the same quality... THANK GOODNESS!!... It's usually a case of me tiredly saying 'I'm knackered... please come'... He'll nearly come several times but he just has the knack of waiting till I'm all pleasured out... :twisted:
Forum Virgin
According to the 'strange sexual injuries' book I have (seriously, found it in a bookshop years ago), do NOT attempt anything involving a vacuum cleaner.
Sex God
Pity you weren't here last week Doug, someone tried that...possibly Eagerslut but I'm not sure. A full recovery was made though
Bev
xx
Bev
xx
Sex God
Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?
wear boxing gloves to bed
Quote by luvverrrrrrrrCastration?
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?
lhk
Kat
Sex God
Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?
Become a stayer instead of a repeater.
One of the Aunties (M / F).
Quote by harry0
I have been celebate for years : but am now suffering repetative strain injury...any suggestions?
Try changing hands at the 100th stroke.
Harry0
Casanova, Drunk and Dogger of this Parish.
:borg:Stop counting your blood strokes...think about naked women... it will help.... i promise
You could be:.
!) A frustrated ickle boy who has the wrong idea about this site, and about us.
2) A very good girlfriend of mine who came to our wedding and discovered the joys of swinging, only to leave before everyone else did.
3) A married man, whose wife "doesn't understand" him.
4) A NOTW reporter, trying to flesh out their report on masturbation.
I can't decide.
:love:
!) A frustrated ickle boy who has the wrong idea about this site, and about us.
2) A very good girlfriend of mine who came to our wedding and discovered the joys of swinging, only to leave before everyone else did.
3) A married man, whose wife "doesn't understand" him.
4) A NOTW reporter, trying to flesh out their report on masturbation.
I can't decide.
:love:
and go and buy a rabbit :twisted:
Sex God
What does celebate mean
Well, it's like being celibate when you can't spell
Or, it's when you celebrate with something missing
Hope that helps
Bev
xx
Sex God
Well done honey, I bet you are a whiz at crosswords bev
Yep Judy, I did a whole one on my own on Saturday night
De- sade I didn't spell repetitive incorrectly
Bev
xx
Sex God
I have my own hubby pulling me to pieces in another thread, I'm allowed to be touchyBev
xx
Sex God
Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
HE is a SHE :P
...and a lovely she at that!! :love:
Sex God
You realize, of course, that they'll now be trying to spot you in Vix' & my wedding pics thread! :grin:
~Reese!
~Reese!
Quote by luvverrrrrrrr
decides to come out......
HE is a SHE :P
Too late! you are now firmly established in the collective consciousness as a bloke, 29 years old, 5'7'', 85 kg, dark hair, parted to the left, goatee beard, wears glasses for reading, white socks with black trousers and trainers, always has his t-shirt hanging out at the back, drives a P reg Ford Mondeo, Red, has 17 gnomes around a water feature (it is not a pond 
) in the back garden, and reads the News of the World cover to cover every day.
lhk
Kat
must have been pissed Quote by KitKat
decides to come out......
HE is a SHE :P
Too late! you are now firmly established in the collective consciousness as a bloke, 29 years old, 5'7'', 85 kg, dark hair, parted to the left, goatee beard, wears glasses for reading, white socks with black trousers and trainers, always has his t-shirt hanging out at the back, drives a P reg Ford Mondeo, Red, has 17 gnomes around a water feature (it is not a pond ) in the back garden, and reads the News of the World cover to cover every day. lhk
Kat
Hmm, I don't see anyone of that description here, on the right of this photo, just out of shot.
