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Did I score with a post op?

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I met a bbw from a big people site who lives in Croydon a couple of weeks ago and after we ate pizza and watched a movie.I told her I need to find a bandb so she let me sleep in her spare bed in her was really cold, so I then snuggled up in her bed and then we started kissing for the first time.....then SEX!
Being my third time, I noticed two extremely small flakes skin(dare i say like ball bags) below her fanny and thought to myself (is this normal)...it cant of been her clit......also when I was licking her out I could not see her clit inless it was really far down....when I turned her around I couldnt fuck her doggy inless that was me being clueless and I have to fuck in a downwards motion. All these factors have given me doubts.
She now does not want to see me after we got on so well, why the hell did she have sex with me!
Help me understand!
Teenstud
Quote by Teenstud_return_69
inless that was me being clueless

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
And you're wondering why she doesn't want to see you again......
Sorry I have no words I'm truly pissing myself here
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Never mind lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hey teenstud, enjoy the fumblings of your youth wink
And thanks for the giglle. :lol2:
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
No mate, I don't think that you scored with a "post op" as you put it, but I think that she certainly had scored, (if you could actually use the phrase) with a "pre pube".
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hes gonna be so much fun aint he :-)
Quote by rachel-lane
i dont get it blink

Come to ours, then hun. We'll give it to ya. :love:
Quote by Silk and Big G
hes gonna be so much fun aint he :-)

im tempted to teach him what going with a transsexual is really like , he,ll never forgot it pmsl
Tempted but not THAT tempted surely girls :-) lololol.
Hands up who has flaky flaps roflmao
( by the way ive discussed it with him in PM and the reason he was struggling to penetrate her in the doggy position is that he was facing the wrong way)
Quote by JudyTV
He is a student and hopefully will eventually learn. :P

Needs to learn how to find a clit during oral by the sound of it rotflmao
Mewonders if it is ethical to ban someone from a swingers site cos they know fuck all about sex confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
lol
Quote by bluexxx
Mewonders if it is ethical to ban someone from a swingers site cos they know fuck all about sex confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
lol

No that wouldnt be right Blue . You'd have to do it because he is a dickwad.
Quote by Silk and Big G
Hands up who has flaky flaps

Not me - I sand mine down with the Black & Decker every month lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
Mewonders if it is ethical to ban someone from a swingers site cos they know fuck all about sex confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
lol

No that wouldnt be right Blue . You'd have to do it because he is a dickwad.
Well, he certainly isn't a "teenstud" is he :shock:
Quote by bluexxx
Mewonders if it is ethical to ban someone from a swingers site cos they know fuck all about sex confused: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
lol

No that wouldnt be right Blue . You'd have to do it because he is a dickwad.
Well, he certainly isn't a "teenstud" is he :shock:
Perhaps it's a different sort of description .. a new variation on VWE ???? teenstud as in press-stud dunno
C x
Quote by Vix
i dont get it blink

Come to ours, then hun. We'll give it to ya. :love:
<<<< coat is on vix and a bag of generic viagra in me purse wink
Quote by JudyTV
i dont get it blink

Rachel honey I am struggling a little bit with it myself smile , youth is sooooooooooooooooooooooo wasted on the young. wink :P . He is a student and hopefully will eventually learn. :P
Judy

This student learnt something on Saturday..... not to turn your back on a TV wielding a crop!!!!!!
Luv ya really Judy! ;)
Quote by Vix
Come to ours, then hun. We'll give it to ya. :love:

OOooo is that an open invite! wink
Quote by JudyTV
i dont get it blink

Rachel honey I am struggling a little bit with it myself smile , youth is sooooooooooooooooooooooo wasted on the young. wink :P . He is a student and hopefully will eventually learn. :P
Judy

This student learnt something on Saturday..... not to turn your back on a TV wielding a crop!!!!!!
Luv ya really Judy! ;)
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: whip :whip: smackbottom :smackbottom: :upset: :upset: :rose: wave ......... :cry: Love ya too honey
pmsl judy oh i would have loved to have been there it sounded like a right laugh hopefully next time , ill bring the wand
TeenSTUD? Yeah right! :dry:
<sigh> rolleyes And this from the guy who wanted to go dogging with us :!:
Perhaps now you'll understand why my ad clearly states I want guys over 35. At least they can tell my arse from my clit confused :roll:
Tracy-Jayne
hint to teenstud - my clit's the one with a ring through it :twisted:
Quote by rachel-lane
i dont get it blink

Rachel honey I am struggling a little bit with it myself smile , youth is sooooooooooooooooooooooo wasted on the young. wink :P . He is a student and hopefully will eventually learn. :P
Judy

This student learnt something on Saturday..... not to turn your back on a TV wielding a crop!!!!!!
Luv ya really Judy! ;)
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: whip :whip: smackbottom :smackbottom: :upset: :upset: :rose: wave ......... :cry: Love ya too honey
pmsl judy oh i would have loved to have been there it sounded like a right laugh hopefully next time , ill bring the wand
Hold on, Hold on :giveup: :giveup: :moon:
The crop was one thing, didnt say anything about the wand!!!!! :scared:
Next thing you'll be telling me is that i've now adopted the mantal of SH BDSM official tester!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by rachel-lane
pmsl judy oh i would have loved to have been there it sounded like a right laugh hopefully next time , ill bring the wand

Rachel, if you'd have asked you could have come - oh well... next time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by bluexxx
pmsl judy oh i would have loved to have been there it sounded like a right laugh hopefully next time , ill bring the wand

Rachel, if you'd have asked you could have come - oh well... next time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
i will be holding you to that blue wink had a nice friday evening instead but put me down for the next one :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by RedHot
TeenSTUD? Yeah right! :dry:
<sigh> rolleyes And this from the guy who wanted to go dogging with us :!:
Perhaps now you'll understand why my ad clearly states I want guys over 35. At least they can tell my arse from my clit confused :roll:
Tracy-Jayne
hint to teenstud - my clit's the one with a ring through it :twisted:

"AHEM" *cough*
Not all us under 25's are useless, all my partners have been at least 10 years older, with exception to my current partner. I havent any complaints, only invitations for a repeat perfomance.
Hmmmmm the clitoris, near Uranus no? Apparently it gets quite damp in those parts biggrin
Quote by rachel-lane
hes gonna be so much fun aint he :-)

im tempted to teach him what going with a transsexual is really like , he,ll never forgot it pmsl
may I score you? preferably after you got your own violet wand please? :twisted: :giggle:
Quote by BradfordCpl
TeenSTUD? Yeah right! :dry:
<sigh> rolleyes And this from the guy who wanted to go dogging with us :!:
Perhaps now you'll understand why my ad clearly states I want guys over 35. At least they can tell my arse from my clit confused :roll:
Tracy-Jayne
hint to teenstud - my clit's the one with a ring through it :twisted:

"AHEM" *cough*
Not all us under 25's are useless, all my partners have been at least 10 years older, with exception to my current partner.

I didn't say they were but the few that I have met have been so afflicted so I'm not taking any more chances wink lol
T-J
Quote by TRiNiTV
hes gonna be so much fun aint he :-)

im tempted to teach him what going with a transsexual is really like , he,ll never forgot it pmsl
may I score you? preferably after you got your own violet wand please? :twisted: :giggle:
oh pls dont mention wands today i spent all morning serching sites for the best deal when i should have been at the gender clinic , was only my most important appointment so far in my life to happen , and i just forgot, im so angry with myself how could i forget something so important ive got two more months to wait now :cry:
Quote by Silk and Big G
( by the way ive discussed it with him in PM and the reason he was struggling to penetrate her in the doggy position is that he was facing the wrong way)

I can see why that may be a problem when it comes to penetration! biggrin
Quote by rachel-lane
hes gonna be so much fun aint he :-)

im tempted to teach him what going with a transsexual is really like , he,ll never forgot it pmsl
may I score you? preferably after you got your own violet wand please? :twisted: :giggle:
oh pls dont mention wands today i spent all morning serching sites for the best deal when i should have been at the gender clinic , was only my most important appointment so far in my life to happen , and i just forgot, im so angry with myself how could i forget something so important ive got two more months to wait now :cry:
:rose:
well, how about I search, you keep your appointments and we can celebrate together afterwards? :bounce:
Quote by veejay
( by the way ive discussed it with him in PM and the reason he was struggling to penetrate her in the doggy position is that he was facing the wrong way)

I can see why that may be a problem when it comes to penetration! biggrin
Heres a diagram to help you ......................

Happy to help .