Did Most haunted make you sh*t yerself?

17 Jan 2009

I was that bloody frightened watching most haunted last night i not only hid my head under the pillow I lit a candle and started reciting the Lords prayer. I did this until God answered :shock: talk about the release of bodily fluids!! I thought hey up the whole of bloody hell had started in my living room! Luckily I had a book by David Acora in the bathroom as I'd run out of Andrex this helped with the fluids biggrin

And i called my mum to get rid of Satan and God because she is scarier!

17 Jan 2009

Ermmm ermmm Sorry it was Derek Acora not his brother David a nice bloke who owns a butchers shop in Abervefenny biggrin

17 Jan 2009

Not sure if you are being at all serious, or totally ironic, but I saw one of the Acorah brothers wink

live and it was the biggest pile of pants I've ever seen.
I remember seeing something on the telly years ago, it had Blue Peter's Sarah Greene in it, it was a drama but done as a very realistic documentary about a haunting - that scared the cr*p out of me lol

17 Jan 2009

Derek Acora proven to be a fake by James Randi,check it out.

17 Jan 2009

Quote by annejohn
Derek Acora proven to be a fake by James Randi,check it out.

Our Derek, a fake NO! It must be a mistake it must be. :-(

17 Jan 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
Not sure if you are being at all serious, or totally ironic, but I saw one of the Acorah brothers live and it was the biggest pile of pants I've ever seen.
I remember seeing something on the telly years ago, it had Blue Peter's Sarah Greene in it, it was a drama but done as a very realistic documentary about a haunting - that scared the cr*p out of me

Me Missus J says she remembers the Sarah Greene thang too and it was scarey! Then she said it was nothing to waking up the day after marrying me in and finding herself in a sober state :shock:

17 Jan 2009

Quote by Cherrytree
Not sure if you are being at all serious, or totally ironic, but I saw one of the Acorah brothers live and it was the biggest pile of pants I've ever seen.
I remember seeing something on the telly years ago, it had Blue Peter's Sarah Greene in it, it was a drama but done as a very realistic documentary about a haunting - that scared the cr*p out of me

I remember watching that I was terrified :scared: :lol:

17 Jan 2009

I've seen Derek Acorah on stage and he's shite. I have to admit, as much as I'm into my spiritual stuff and the paranormal, these ghost programmes scare the shit out of me :shock:
Saying that, I watched the film 1408 last night :scared:

18 Jan 2009

I think Derek is real , but I am not sure if his hair is fake.................just like a fella i once knew who had a wooden leg but with a real foot

18 Jan 2009

The whole thing is fiction. No need to get scared at all. The "I'm feeling that 2 children died here" rubbish is all researched before-hand or made up and unproveable.
If it was real :
A) they would put fixed cameras overseeing the whole room and we would see the movements and
B) no self-respecting ghost would appear.
The acting is shite and Derek Accora is a flim-flam merchant of the worst kind.
For a bit of fun it passes, as a real investigation into parapsycological (or whatever) events it doesn't.

18 Jan 2009

agree Derek Acorah is a fake of the highest order mad

never watch most haunted cos I cant stand him and believe its all set up....much prefer Dead Famous with Gail Porter its tops!

18 Jan 2009

Derek may have been a fake but at least he was entertaining, it used to be quite funny when he was in it. Now the only entertaining thing are the historian woman's outfits, bet you a fiver she's got a crop and thigh high boots in her dressing room lol

18 Jan 2009

Quote by Serendipity
bet you a fiver she's got a crop and thigh high boots in her dressing room

Ooh, might have to start watching this then! :twisted:

18 Jan 2009

i have to say most haunted is the best comedy on tv.i always tune in to have a good laugh at the worst acting iver ever seen wink

18 Jan 2009

There was something on TV more scarey than Most Haunted.
It was watching Johnny Vegas on QI.

18 Jan 2009

Quote by thevillians
There was something on TV more scarey than Most Haunted.
It was watching Johnny Vegas on QI.

F*ck f*ck f*ck missed that f*ck double f*ck and f*ck again!
Blimmin woman wife fem thing needed to watch most haunted so I missed it f*ck.

18 Jan 2009

Quote by Lost
There was something on TV more scarey than Most Haunted.
It was watching Johnny Vegas on QI.

F*ck f*ck f*ck missed that f*ck double f*ck and f*ck again!
Blimmin woman wife fem thing needed to watch most haunted so I missed it f*ck.
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
I'm sure it'll be on repeat very soon.

18 Jan 2009

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've seen Derek Acorah on stage and he's shite. I have to admit, as much as I'm into my spiritual stuff and the paranormal, these ghost programmes scare the shit out of me :shock:
Saying that, I watched the film 1408 last
night :scared:

Ive heard that Derek Acorah was rubish and a fake before from someone else and I thought he might be fake anyway before I read this forum, so it came as no shock to me .
The film 1408 was good.

18 Jan 2009

Interesting post ... iv'e never been frightened of ghosts but i can imagine how some are
anyway..chigwell? hall near preston as i understand does sleep overs..... now for the brave hahaha who'd do a night there?

19 Jan 2009

What's 'Most Haunted'?
Didn't Dererk Acorah used to play for Liverpool?

20 Jan 2009

Quote by Lost
There was something on TV more scarey than Most Haunted.
It was watching Johnny Vegas on QI.

F*ck f*ck f*ck missed that f*ck double f*ck and f*ck again!
Blimmin woman wife fem thing needed to watch most haunted so I missed it f*ck.
Is on iPlayer

20 Jan 2009

Quote by hell1970
i have to say most haunted is the best comedy on tv.i always tune in to have a good laugh at the worst acting iver ever seen

Quite agree with you hell, funniest thing on living tv, specially when yvette screams, and looks like she's just pooed her pants.

21 Jan 2009

Part of the problem with this sort of show is that people know they're in a supposedly haunted house and therefore expect something odd to happen and will put anything unusual down to ghosts. Perhaps they should try several houses, not knowing which, if any, are supposed to be haunted.
I did have what might have been a paranormal experience when I was at college but I can't see how a "soul" could have any physical effect.

21 Jan 2009

Quote by Ms_Whips
Not sure if you are being at all serious, or totally ironic, but I saw one of the Acorah brothers live and it was the biggest pile of pants I've ever seen.
I remember seeing something on the telly years ago, it had Blue Peter's Sarah Greene in it, it was a drama but done as a very realistic documentary about a haunting - that scared the cr*p out of me

was that the thing with the cats and then a chat show host back in the studio?
if so it was done for halloween and was supposed to be a total spoof only people took it seriously and they got loads of complaints. i thought it was great!
whips
I seem to recall the programme was called "Ghostwatch" and had Sarah Green, Mike Smith, Craig Charles and Michael Parkinson presenting it.
It was a spoof "investigation" show on halloween, only people believed it was real. I seem to remember Craig Charles being abducted by spirits (which now seems a good idea) and I can remember "viewers" calling in screeching down the phone to Parky "There's blood coming from my walls!"
Highly entertaining, but even more so for the hysterical reaction. I was babysitting that night and driving home, there were people phoning in the local radio show hysterical and the poor presenter was having to reassure people it was a joke.
As for Most Haunted, at best it is awful. As a means of paranormal investigative science, you are better off watching Scooby Doo.