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I WANT TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS BEFORE MY HOLIDAYS
any guys successfully recently lost about 1 stone ?
dont want to totally cut out beer or swap for vino
other than that listen to all ideas
Sounds like a late night walk in the Tillydrone area of Aberdeen would probably do the trick!
My mate used to be extremely overweight, your talking like 21 stone for a 5'6 bloke so i hope you dont take offense. He kinda got into the wrong croud and got hooked onto speed. Its not the best thing. heck its far from that in my opinion, but you do loose weight extremely quickly. He is a skinny little tweed now, changed soooo much. But saying to you "go take speed" isnt really good advice is it. Maybe someone else can help you who has actually been through the weight loss scene.
I'm back on atkins diet again, worked well for me last year till i had a traumatic time and the good eating habits went through the window
go near chunky love and his merc van...no thank you
Yes, but that was done through going down the gym twice a week, cutting out nearly all alcohol, fatty foods, takeaways and sweets. Lost 1 1/2 stone in 3 months.
Alternatively, improving your posture and wearing vertical stripes makes you look thinner without doing any work.
dieting and loosing weight is so easy and basic the formula is eat less and excercise more and eat the correct food so simple really .
at 6 foot 3 50 inch chest and 18 inch neck 17 stone 10 aint massess over weight but would like to trim it
Maybe eat nothing what so ever and then you might lose wieght. But you have the possibility of becoming seriously ill or may end up fatal.
Only joking, atkins is good if you are carefull doing it, it has been known to be the cause of death. Beer dont help, but i believe it is somthing u cant give up!
You can also try bulimia, not very nice but it seems to work - anorexia too.
(Jokes)
Plastic surgery?
Stomach stapling?
lol
happy cats ..my bottom has always been a one way street
bigdewi plastic surgery my arse
stomach stabling is for people a tough more out of shape than me
How long until your holiday? You might be able to cut it off yourself and it might heal itself intime? Just you may have a huge scar and then be afraid to get your body out for the ladies.
Phabes
have you totally lost it you PLUM
well i think it crazy frog - its making me go nuts, as you can see nearly suicidal.
Nah, i am only playing with you. And i promise thats not me in my avatar
Quote by Mikehboy19
My mate used to be extremely overweight, your talking like 21 stone for a 5'6 bloke so i hope you dont take offense. He kinda got into the wrong croud and got hooked onto speed. Its not the best thing. heck its far from that in my opinion, but you do loose weight extremely quickly. He is a skinny little tweed now, changed soooo much. But saying to you "go take speed" isnt really good advice is it. Maybe someone else can help you who has actually been through the weight loss scene.

:shock: bet the mods will love that one lol
last year i join a slimming club and a gym and lost nearly 7 stone going from a size 22 to a size 14, i have since put a bit back on tho lol, i swapped my usual beer to some low carb stuff they sell at asda and drink gin and slimline tonic in pubs, u don't have 2 go without to loose weight just make a few changes, the best thing 4 weight loose is exercise, since i stopped going 2 the gym i have put nearly 2 stone back on so it really does work.
Babe............ my 3 tips are :-
Eat less
Exercise more
Sex as often as u can .....( u wont lose any weight coz of it.... but it takes your mind off chocolate )
Good Luck !!!!
i find 70% dark chocolate an important part of my daily life to release endorphines at times of stress
does single handed sex count ?
Quote by SXBOY
i find 70% dark chocolate an important part of my daily life to release endorphines at times of stress
does single handed sex count ?

I think it depends which hand ??
I believe the right hand uses up more calories than the left !
Quote by blonde
Babe............ my 3 tips are :-
Eat less
Exercise more
Sex as often as u can .....( u wont lose any weight coz of it.... but it takes your mind off chocolate )
Good Luck !!!!

Well i'm up for them tips anyday - dieting or not!!
Quote by SXBOY
i find 70% dark chocolate an important part of my daily life to release endorphines at times of stress
does single handed sex count ?

Why not use both for twice the workout lol
serendipity
i will get the gi diet book and see if its for me
andy
Quote by Phabes
Babe............ my 3 tips are :-
Eat less
Exercise more
Sex as often as u can .....( u wont lose any weight coz of it.... but it takes your mind off chocolate )
Good Luck !!!!

Well i'm up for them tips anyday - dieting or not!!
U bad bad boy !
Stay off the alcohol, caffeine, sugars, bread and combinations of starchy yeasty foods.
Drink only water, eat good clean fresh fruit and veg.
Don't cheat and you will be slim and bright but you may not necessarily have a lot of stamina.
Quote by duncanlondon
Stay off the alcohol, caffeine, sugars, bread and combinations of starchy yeasty foods.
Drink only water, eat good clean fresh fruit and veg.
Don't cheat and you will be slim and bright but you may not necessarily have a lot of stamina.

....................... and you will definately be as miserable as sin !!!!!!!
Quote by duncanlondon
Stay off the alcohol, caffeine, sugars, bread and combinations of starchy yeasty foods.
Drink only water, eat good clean fresh fruit and veg.
Don't cheat and you will be slim and bright but you may not necessarily have a lot of stamina.

duncan the rumours are true then you hate me !!!
Quote by blonde
Stay off the alcohol, caffeine, sugars, bread and combinations of starchy yeasty foods.
Drink only water, eat good clean fresh fruit and veg.
Don't cheat and you will be slim and bright but you may not necessarily have a lot of stamina.

....................... and you will definately be as miserable as sin !!!!!!!
lol thats for sure
My advice is do not cut back to much or u will not stick to it!!
believe me i have been there, the only reason i put any of my weight back on is cause i was down all the time and fed up with being hungry u can only cope with it got so long
naughty thanks for the tip
14 to 20 pounds seems do able if i can get right option over 7 weeks
its not celebrity melt down and loses 10 stones club
Quote by SXBOY
naughty thanks for the tip
14 to 20 pounds seems do able if i can get right option over 7 weeks
its not celebrity melt down and loses 10 stones club

Put less mayo on your over stuffed kebabs wink
cut out bread
eat loadsa veg and chicken
have lotsa energetic sex
:twisted:
or just stop worrying about it and let it all hang out and have a lovely holiday