What they mean when they say, "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film"
anyone got any others?
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Differences between men and women
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Quote by northwest-cpl
I think they mean they want to keep the soft furnishings clean.
Or did you mean it's the woman saying that?
I think it was that men use a box of tissues for a porn film; women use a box of tissues for a weepy film.
Sex God
lol tan yes, he wants us to come up with differences between men n women...
Sex God
Quote by mazandden
lol tan yes, he wants us to come up with differences between men n women...
:giggle: 
Sex God
Kebabs and hotdogs!!
Sex God
Most men can do Parallel parking 
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Most men can do Parallel parking
so can most women!OK then, some women
and when Mamma Mia came out it was virtually showing back to back. :roll: :roll: 
Sex God
"You look nice."
When men say it, they tend to mean it even if it is just for an easy life.
When women say it, they usually turn to a friend and then say "Oh my God, did you see what she was wearing?"
But I'm not one for sweeping generalisations like about the Car Parking comment. Suffice to say my wife sends me in from the car now if she is attempting to park it into a tight space. She's actually pretty good, but just gets flustered because one time she took so long, I started to write something down and she asked what it was and I said "My Will".
She said any more wisecracks like that and I may need it far more quickly than I'd imagine.
When men say it, they tend to mean it even if it is just for an easy life.
When women say it, they usually turn to a friend and then say "Oh my God, did you see what she was wearing?"
But I'm not one for sweeping generalisations like about the Car Parking comment. Suffice to say my wife sends me in from the car now if she is attempting to park it into a tight space. She's actually pretty good, but just gets flustered because one time she took so long, I started to write something down and she asked what it was and I said "My Will".
She said any more wisecracks like that and I may need it far more quickly than I'd imagine.
Sex God
When asked "Are you OK ?"
A man answering "I`m fine" is, in fact fine :thumbup:
But a woman who says "I`m fine" is signalling to you that something is VERY wrong and that she is far from being fine !!!!
Oh god as a man this bit you put gets me every time - I mean what do you do or say that can lessen the impact of whats coming :sad:
A man answering "I`m fine" is, in fact fine :thumbup:
But a woman who says "I`m fine" is signalling to you that something is VERY wrong and that she is far from being fine !!!!
Oh god as a man this bit you put gets me every time - I mean what do you do or say that can lessen the impact of whats coming :sad:
Sex God
Fine =
Fucked up
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
Does that help?
Fucked up
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
Does that help?
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Fine =
Fucked up
Insecure
Neurotic
Emotional
Does that help?
On the button 
Sex God
We're always right and men aren't?!
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Most men can do Parallel parking
Women BOTHER to use parallel parking.
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
We're always right and men aren't?!
That reminds me!
Women are sometimes completely delusional and nonsensical.
Sadly Men are all the time.
