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Different Kinds Of Breasts

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(o)(o) perfect breasts
( + )( + ) fake silicone breasts
(*)(*) high nipple breasts
(@)(@) big nipple breasts (you know who you are)
o o a cups
{ O }{ O } d cups
(oYo) wonder bra breasts
( ^)( ^) cold breasts
(o)(O) lopsided breasts
(Q)(Q) pierced breasts
(p)(p) breasts w/hanging tassels
o/o/ Grandma's breasts
( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts
Still trying to figure out of this lot which category I am .. :shock: :shock: lol :lol:
Lucy rolleyes
ps.I think I may be o/o/ Grandma's breasts
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
(_I_) My arse aged 20
(__I__) My arse now confused
Roflmao at both of those smile :) :)
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Excellent!
and here:
. .
are my breasts wink
Quote by Ice Pie
(_I_) My arse aged 20
(__I__) My arse now confused

Ice you are lucky hon you only got your Ass to worry about lol :lol: ...
I got the o/o/ Grandma's breasts to go with my (__I__) sad
Lucy
I need some one to carry out a further examination, is Reese available with his tape measure? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by Sarah1448
I need some one to carry out a further examination, is Reese available with his tape measure? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

no but he's good with his hands wink
BTW...is it true that mens nipples are always 9 inches apart? confused
Quote by lucyweebaps
(_I_) My arse aged 20
(__I__) My arse now confused

Ice you are lucky hon you only got your Ass to worry about lol :lol: ...
I got the o/o/ Grandma's breasts to go with my (__I__) sad
Lucy

Hehe, I thought the o/o/ looked like two people doing a Mexican wave.
Quote by lucyweebaps
I got the o/o/ Grandma's breasts to go with my (__I__) sad
Lucy

I think not babe...... I saw you at the munch...... biggrin
Quote by cu3b4ll
BTW...is it true that mens nipples are always 9 inches apart? confused
just measured mine and they are 9 inches apart!!. dino.
thought these were grandma breasts
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:bounce: This one is my breasts..............................
Oops :shock: - nope - cancel that - they've dropped off the bottom of the post :shock: :undecided:
I was gonna say everybody needs a bosom for a pillow - but thats already been done on another thread so I won't!
Mine are small and pert with teeny nipples honestly!!!!
confused lol
Quote by Sarah1448
I need some one to carry out a further examination, is Reese available with his tape measure? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Awwww.. sorry, he's gone out. (It's Thursday. He has a regular thing going on on Thursdays)
I have the tape measure here... could I be of assistance?
Quote by Ice Pie
(_I_) My arse aged 20
(__I__) My arse now confused

ooooooooops (____________________I______________________)
I seem to have a flat spot @ 42
Should I seek advice :?:
Quote by cu3b4ll
BTW...is it true that mens nipples are always 9 inches apart? confused

I don't think this can be, as I swear that once I started goign to the gym and my chest got bigger they moved.....
Might be my imagination.
Sean
Quote by MISSCHIEF
:bounce: This one is my breasts..............................
Oops :shock: - nope - cancel that - they've dropped off the bottom of the post :shock: :undecided:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
brill!! lol
Lucy
how do i get a piccie in the text box (not aviator)from my computer, i no in some of the threads advise has been given but i cant find it sad
i got a brill pair of boobs to share
kaz xx
The pic needs to be on a website somewhere Kaz, then you can link to it in your post


thanks angel chat, lets see if it works dont no which to use.
kaz xx
Quote by kazswallows

thanks angel chat, lets see if it works dont no which to use.
kaz xx

lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
The one that has around the address. Glad to be of help, and :lol2:
it worked thanks angel and lucy for you advice, there is no stopping me now......hehehe
got loads of piccies to share..........at appropriate times................... lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Vix
I need some one to carry out a further examination, is Reese available with his tape measure? rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Awwww.. sorry, he's gone out. (It's Thursday. He has a regular thing going on on Thursdays)
I have the tape measure here... could I be of assistance?
Ahem. Am back now, and have my trusty tape measure to hand. However may I be of service? ;)
Quote by tandn
I need some one to carry out a further examination, is Reese available with his tape measure? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

no but he's good with his hands wink
However did you know that (erm...have we met?)?! :shock:
~Reese! surprised
LOL - Reese fancy seeing you in this thread!
Quote by celticq
LOL - Reese fancy seeing you in this thread!

Go figure rolleyes
Quote by celticq
LOL - Reese fancy seeing you in this thread!

Celticq~
To be fair, Vix had sent me a IM about the thread whilst I was out (sad geeks that we are) so that I'd be sure to check it, first thing, upon my return. Of course, I relish any opportunity to employ my special tape measure, and it does my heart good to see that Vix is looking out for my whilst I am away from the forums. :love:
~Reese! surprised
P.S. Care for a reassesment of your measurements? The upholstery you were wearing at the Notts Munch serious compromised my accuracy, and I'm certain that I could do a much better job given the right circumstances. ;)