Quote by manonplatform5
A word of advice from the wise.....
When dropping your trousers, use both hands (with thumbs inside and fingers outside) and lower the waistband over the knees and right down to the ankles - best done in the seated position!
Place your thumbs into the top of your socks when you reach them and, by raising your knees to your chest, the trousers and socks disappear at the same time.
If standing or prone, you may find a slight wriggle from left to right is in order at the critical "heel" point, but it has the same result. Assuming you are already in VERY close contact, she (or he of course) will fully understand or be totally oblivious to the manouvere and may actually enjoy the sideways thrusts that go with it.
Also, if you want 100% success with this method, it's better to buy socks a bit too big as these slip off quicker!
Or get the woman to strip you instead ! :twisted: