Divorce settlement

12 Aug 2004

In our divorce Clare got the post count and all the old pm's,i got sod all :cry: :cry: :cry:
She is on 1350 odd posts and i'm on 40 odd or something equally farty mad

I need a helping hand here folks.I NEED this thread to go like the clappers boink

So all of you out there,please help me,i'm begging worship

Oh and were also having a pm competition,coz since ive gone solo,ive had a shit load and it pisses Clare off rotflmao

So what are you waiting for?????

12 Aug 2004

Well here I am helping this thread to go like the clackers......
Now that I have you alone Steve, what shall we do? :twisted: LoL

12 Aug 2004

Firstly if you wanna laugh at him,he's just tried to get some skittles into his mouth and half of em ended up on the floor (im surprised he managed to bloody miss!)

:rotflmao:
Oh and dont take pity on him,it was his idea to go solo :shock: :shock:

12 Aug 2004

I'll support you Steve biggrin

Seeing as there is a "Shag for Mal" campaign maybe we should start a "Help Steve beat Clare's posts" campaign. confused

Doesn't really roll off the tongue does it ?

12 Aug 2004

How about a "Post for Steve.... He needs you!!"
I will add a post for you Steve, but thats only cause you made me giggle with your "I've broke my DVD etc" thread wink

Shireen
xxx

12 Aug 2004

Quote by DreamerHelen
Well here I am helping this thread to go like the clackers......
Now that I have you alone Steve, what shall we do? :twisted: LoL

Helen,what are clackers rotflmao

Well we could......oh fecking hell Clares enterd the post,Bollox bolt

I'll have to wait and get you on my own passionkiss

12 Aug 2004

errrrr i would have posted but am too bus to think of anything to say! lol

12 Aug 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
How about a "Post for Steve.... He needs you!!"
I will add a post for you Steve, but thats only cause you made me giggle with your "I've broke my DVD etc" thread
Shireen
xxx

I wholeheartedly agree with you and Triptix,that i should have a "post for Steve" campaign.
I'm so bloody glad i amused you in my hour of need on my DVD thread :upset: .It was truely from the heart :violin:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
I'm so bloody glad i amused you in my hour of need on my DVD thread :upset: .It was truely from the heart :violin:

Aaawww...... But it was funny.... wink

Shireen
xxxx

12 Aug 2004

Quote by well_busty_babe
errrrr i would have posted but am too bus to think of anything to say! lol

You are a bus,busty dunno

Or do you mean your too busty????
Or is it your too busy?

12 Aug 2004

Go Steve, Go!
:angel: Mrs RSAB2 xxx

12 Aug 2004

Well I would be far too busy to help your thread go like the clappers/clackers Steve .....................
If I had someone to go out with sad

I never get a babysitter, and now I have, I've got nowhere to go :( and noone to do it with :(
OH WOE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :violin:

12 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
If I had someone to go out with
I never get a babysitter, and now I have, I've got nowhere to go :( and noone to do it with :(
OH WOE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :violin:

Oh no..... MISSCHIEF dont cry hunny :therethere: passionkiss

You know I would come and take you out if I too had a babysitter.....
Shireen
xxx

12 Aug 2004

These are Clackers Steve. They were a toy in the early 70s that were soon banned.

I wrote about them on a recent thread about the 70s right here on SH:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/12453.html

12 Aug 2004

Before Misschief asks wern't these things called something else, I can tell you they were definately called clackers and you can read all about them here:

The phrase used to be "going like the clappers". A reference to the clappers in bells, I think. But I'll accept DreamerHelens update, as these things used to go some...!!!! :twisted:

12 Aug 2004

LC, weren' t the Knackers or something
dunno

Kerrrrrrrrrnakkers cool

12 Aug 2004

Far too posh for us when we were kids, we had to make do with good ol conkers cool

12 Aug 2004

Shireen

Thank you sweetheart. I will be fine once it's too late to go out anyway lol, just champing at the bit now.
<Drums fingers>
Thinks about her next post :idea:
<tuts>
<sigh>
:lol2:

12 Aug 2004

MISSCHIEF wrote :

If I had someone to go out with
I never get a babysitter, and now I have, I've got nowhere to go :( and noone to do it with :(
OH WOE IS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :violin:

I would love to offer my services worship

However, my geography was never my strong point and I am not sure what time I would be able to get to ' South ' to pick you up !! blink

Kind regards Dan x x x wink

12 Aug 2004

Quote by Steve_Lincs
Oh and were also having a pm competition,coz since ive gone solo,ive had a shit load and it pisses Clare off
So what are you waiting for?????

As yet neither of us have had a single pm!!
Don't look at Clare's thread,it's EVIL :scared:
I need the attention,my fellow lurvely peeps,so help me out,PLEASE

12 Aug 2004

Dan, got all excited then!!! I missed the Yorks bit off your South rolleyes

oh well

12 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Shireen
Thank you sweetheart. I will be fine once it's too late to go out anyway lol, just champing at the bit now.

youre welcome MISSCHIEF, care to join me in a glass of chilled white????? Seeing as the GFZ isn't open we will just hijack Steve's thread.... Is that ok Steve?? :kiss:
Shireen
xxx

12 Aug 2004

Ooooooh now that sounds good Shireen
<goes to cupboard and fetches a pint glass ....................... pours herself a Baileys cool

>

12 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
LC, weren' t the Knackers or something

Kerrrrrrrrrnakkers

Er..no, Misschief! Knackers are what men keep in their trousers - but not all the time! wink

12 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Ooooooh now that sounds good Shireen
<goes to cupboard and fetches a pint glass ....................... pours herself a Baileys >

Ooo ooo..... now there's an even better idea..... Baileys... yummmmmmeeeeeeeee
drinkies

MISSCHIEF
Shireen
xxx

12 Aug 2004

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh thank you LC kiss

I understand now! Thats why all the boys at school fell about laughing everytime I asked to play with their Kernakkers cos I didn't have any of my own!! redface

It's only taken me 20 years to realise rolleyes

MissChief - not the quickest off the mark confused

12 Aug 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
I understand now! Thats why all the boys at school fell about laughing everytime I asked to play with their Kernakkers cos I didn't have any of my own!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Shireen
xxx

12 Aug 2004

Cor bluddy ell :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just hit me that it's more like 30 yrs than 20 to realise :shock: :shock: :shock:
Misschief - slower than even she realised confused

12 Aug 2004

Double

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

12 Aug 2004

Desperately need this Baileys now Shireen ................. this night is going from bad to worse :shock:
:lol2: drinkies