Do brass players give the best oral??

28 Oct 2004

Just after a comment from naughty wigan couple on PM - just got back from band practise and in the etendres on triple tonguing, vibrato etc etc it was commented that us brass players should give the best oral!!! - now biggrin

being one always to test a theory..........

28 Oct 2004

There you go mate, your first post! At least now I can cancel my post on whether or not I should let you know I am also on SH
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

28 Oct 2004

I used to play trumpet...until, later in life, I switched to oboe d'amour. Personally, I think double-reed players have a tighter embrouchure and superior lingual control. Care to compare?! wink

~Reese!

28 Oct 2004

Would be interesting to put it to the test lol think the cornet plyers will win - but I would give it well for us Baritone Horn players!!

28 Oct 2004

rude rochdale!
i'm disgusted! rarely have a seen such blatant tarting from a newbie, and rarely have i seen it be so successful! what's the secret, cos i'm dying to know? :lol2:
:welcome: to the site!
i'd normally say have fun, but seems you already are doing! pah!
neil x x x x ;)

28 Oct 2004

I used to play the trumpet and the flute years ago and have had some comments on my sucking methods so maybe theres something in it?

28 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
I used to play trumpet...until, later in life, I switched to oboe d'amour. Personally, I think double-reed players have a tighter embrouchure and superior lingual control. Care to compare?!
~Reese!

I learnt oboe at school. I can still remember the teeth marks in my lips sad

28 Oct 2004

My job includes a shed load of typing ... so I guess my fingers could work wonders.....

28 Oct 2004

Do you need a volunteer ? lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
For the sake or research, i might be able to offer my services.
Lots of love, hugs and kisses,
Little
XXX

28 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
I used to play the trumpet and the flute years ago and have had some comments on my sucking methods so maybe theres something in it?

Erm... Fruity, hun? I think you're doing that backwards. lol

~Reese!

28 Oct 2004

The last time I tried the tests, I was running about 85wpm ... the maths would tell you that there's an average of 6 letters in a word, which gives about 600 characters (inc. spaces) in a minute ... which is ten movements per second, which I am sure could work elsewhere...

28 Oct 2004

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The last time I tried the tests, I was running about 85wpm ... the maths would tell you that there's an average of 6 letters in a word, which gives about 600 characters (inc. spaces) in a minute ... which is ten movements per second, which I am sure could work elsewhere...

Sshhh...we don't talk too loudly about math in here :shock:

28 Oct 2004

Forget the math ... do like the results?

29 Oct 2004

i was crap at musical instruments.. so i got lumbered with the triangle... what does that say about me????? biggrin

:D :D :D
sean xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

29 Oct 2004

lolololol well i really struggled with the recorder, cos you like, have to use all yer fingers and stuff, and i ain't that clever with me fingers! ((( shite admission to make on here i know! :lol2: )))
soooo i moved onto the violin. yeah right. made a lovely sound i did. bit like a coupla cats stuck together! ((( you know, use your imagination! )))
soooooo then i moved onto guitar. electric one at that! oh me neighbours loved my playing they really did. they used to thump on the walls in appreciation of my version of that tune on the deer hunter! you know, that one. thumbelina or summat it's called! that one!
soooo then i learnt how to play neil young songs on me acoustic ((( had to sell the electric, i had these letters promising me i'd need somewhere else to live in the near future? dunno

))) and after 20 years i can actually play neil young songs, in the style of neil young and everything. which is quite badly!! rolleyes

n x x x x ;)

29 Oct 2004

Can't be any good as they are always blowing thier own trumpet. boom boom
I thank you

29 Oct 2004

Neil~
You should try an instrument that a friend & I cobbled together back in the '80s: the ! You just hum into it, and the most other-worldly music comes out. Is sitting back at my parents' garage in the 'States at the moment, but I'd be happy to go fetch it...
~Reese! surprised

29 Oct 2004

Well I am just gonna say one thing here.......... Bass Players do it Deeper wink

29 Oct 2004

Haven't got a clue Rude.........wouldn't surprise me though. Perhaps you have a stronger tongue than those of us that do not play a brass instrument and are therefore able to use it with greater effect.
I'm sure that the added strength that neil has got into his 'fiddlers elbow' has enhanced his sexual enjoyment.
I wouldn't say that my sexual performance has gotton stronger since taking up the Harmonica, but with some nifty lip work and some sucking and blowing, to vibrate the vaginal wall, I can at least get a passable rendition of 'Sweet Georgia Brown' out of mrs davej these days during oral sex .

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Reese
Neil~
You should try an instrument that a friend & I cobbled together back in the '80s: the Polyphonic Wazoo! You just hum into it, and the most other-worldly music comes out. Is sitting back at my parents' garage in the 'States at the moment, but I'd be happy to go fetch it...
~Reese!

bloody 'ell reese your'e kidding right! i've just had a look, and if it takes a mac *and* a PC and all them other things with lights and switches on i'll never get the bugger to work! why you think i have 2 pc's ffs. cos i keep breaking 'em! rolleyes

n x x x x ;)

29 Oct 2004

Quote by davej
I wouldn't say that my sexual performance has gotton stronger since taking up the Harmonica, but with some nifty lip work and some sucking and blowing, to vibrate the vaginal wall, I can at least get a passable rendition of 'Sweet Georgia Brown' out of mrs davej these days during oral sex .

you know what? now you've inspired me dave. i reckon reese's kazoo thingumbob might have some useful application after all! bit like a bit of tissue paper on a comb? i can see the technique working quite well! dunno

reese? expensive these import charges or wot?
n x x x x ;)

29 Oct 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
I wouldn't say that my sexual performance has gotton stronger since taking up the Harmonica, but with some nifty lip work and some sucking and blowing, to vibrate the vaginal wall, I can at least get a passable rendition of 'Sweet Georgia Brown' out of mrs davej these days during oral sex .

you know what? now you've inspired me dave. i reckon reese's kazoo thingumbob might have some useful application after all! bit like a bit of tissue paper on a comb? i can see the technique working quite well! dunno

reese? expensive these import charges or wot?
n x x x x ;)
Now as it happens we have tried the tissue paper on a comb technique.....lets face it I've no other use for one........and can report that the vibration the player feels is also experianced by the reciever.......Try humming some Jim Reeves through the comb the deeper resonation gives better results.

29 Oct 2004

there are other professions that might be worth a try, especially for men....

29 Oct 2004

Didgerdoo players are the only way to go :shock:

29 Oct 2004

Tell me about it!
play the trumpet and the digeridoo. :shock:
He can do things down there that drive me wild............ :inlove:
It's when he gets the wobble board out and asks me if I "can tell what it is yet?" that gets me in a bit a of a strop. confused

29 Oct 2004

I may be missing the point here, but isn't *blow* just an expression? redface

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Rude Rochdale
Just after a comment from naughty wigan couple on PM - just got back from band practise and in the etendres on triple tonguing, vibrato etc etc it was commented that us brass players should give the best oral!!! - now being one always to test a theory..........

The thought of Dizzy Gillespie (if he were still alive!) going down on me is kinda frightening!
Silky

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
I may be missing the point here, but isn't *blow* just an expression?

I thought so too?? If you actually blew hard enough would you be able to inflate his balls or something??

29 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
I may be missing the point here, but isn't *blow* just an expression?

I thought so too?? If you actually blew hard enough would you be able to inflate his balls or something??
Fruity!!!!!!! smackbottom

I have to clean the apple juice off my computer screen now!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Absolute corker!

29 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
I comments on my sucking methods

No one has every complained about my sucking methods lol

:rotflmao:
Sarah