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So there i am down the gym.. when i come out and get a telephone call...
Its the fiancee ..."Is it alright if my sister uses your laptop, she needs to check her bank details".
Me... "yeah sure"
Fiancee ..."its on but its locked by the screensaver"
Me ..."well unlock it you know the password"
So unknown to me, fiancee shouts up the stairs "the password is Blah blah" to her sister whos sat at my desk.
Gyms around the corner so i get home in like 2mins, by which time her sisters coming down the stairs and says a little hello as i go upstairs to get changed(only now do i realise that it was a bit of a weird hello!) so when i go into my office i am horrified to see that www.swingingheaven.co.uk is displayed on the screen with that little "gangbangs penetration and cumshots" advert flashing away as normal.
So a sudden mind fuck comes over me!!.. i only forgot that i was looking at the site before i went to the gym!! and whats worse is that i was logged in too!!!
so now im thinking!.....
*what the hell must she think?
*hopefully she didnt have enough time to read my posts, PMs etc.
*and if she did then she may work out what took place a couple of nights ago, which in the light of things may not even go down well with my fiancee.
*then theres the ideal "maybe she never noticed and just checked her bank details and never paid any attention"?. erm..er.. ahem! :cry:
There can certainly be a price to pay for being horny!.
So, do i say anything?.. make up some BS or just blet it be?.
Love Magik redface
My, my
If you play with fire you are going to get burnt !! dunno
Good luck
Dan xxx wink
magic
If in doubt, say nowt. (at least until you have to !!) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

keep your mouth shut and hope - and if you are asked, just say you often surf sex sites looking at the dirty pictures. You will have to hope you can convince them you are just a filthy pervert!
LHK
Kat
P.S. And this weekend - be very nice to your fiance!
P.P.S. So Magik, do you think your fiance's sister will tell her Mum? :twisted:
Could try being honest and show her some of the funny threads in the forum. After all not evryone comes to just get laid? lol
Keep dead quiet and say nothing...
If she raises the subject, you saw all this Dogging stuff in the Mirror and hit Google to see what all the fuss was about! Once here, you spend endless hours pouring over the site being in a total state of shock :shock: :shock: and are gathering evidence to hand to the Police as they surely can't allow THIS sort of filth to corrupt impressionable minds! :shock: :shock: mad mad mad
Well, that's what I say when I'M caught! :grin:
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Hxx
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Could try being honest and show her some of the funny threads in the forum. After all not evryone comes to just get laid? lol

Corrie, as I suspected you are far too nice. :happy: lol lol lol
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Keep dead quiet and say nothing...

Heather, now that's more like it !! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol lol lol
Sarge I know wink so need to toughen up! My penanace for being nice will be to post in the GFZ and kick arse :twisted: :twisted:
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Sarge I know wink so need to toughen up! My penanace for being nice will be to post in the GFZ and kick arse :twisted: :twisted:

You're far too much of a Pussy Cat to dare post in the GFZ, never mind kick arse!! :shock: :shock:

Errrmmm well.....
Ive chose , yes thats right the "say nothing" option!. ha ha.. well it is the easy option after all. Yet then again i may be seeing her tonight so we'll have to see whether that "say nothing" option turns into a "dunno what" option... i much like heathers idea... i could come over dead moral and you know start waving my arms and stuff. ha ha.. then she'd probably see straight through me. Yeah, had better play it cool... watch this space!
Magik
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So there i am down the gym.. when i come out and get a telephone call...
Its the fiancee ..."Is it alright if my sister uses your laptop, she needs to check her bank details".
Me... "yeah sure"
Fiancee ..."its on but its locked by the screensaver"
Me ..."well unlock it you know the password"
So unknown to me, fiancee shouts up the stairs "the password is Blah blah" to her sister whos sat at my desk.
Gyms around the corner so i get home in like 2mins, by which time her sisters coming down the stairs and says a little hello as i go upstairs to get changed(only now do i realise that it was a bit of a weird hello!) so when i go into my office i am horrified to see that www.swingingheaven.co.uk is displayed on the screen with that little "gangbangs penetration and cumshots" advert flashing away as normal.
So a sudden mind fuck comes over me!!.. i only forgot that i was looking at the site before i went to the gym!! and whats worse is that i was logged in too!!!
so now im thinking!.....
*what the hell must she think?
*hopefully she didnt have enough time to read my posts, PMs etc.
*and if she did then she may work out what took place a couple of nights ago, which in the light of things may not even go down well with my fiancee.
*then theres the ideal "maybe she never noticed and just checked her bank details and never paid any attention"?. erm..er.. ahem! :cry:
There can certainly be a price to pay for being horny!.
So, do i say anything?.. make up some BS or just blet it be?.
Love Magik redface

Easy... just say "OK, which one of you two left a cookie for this site on my PC?"
Each will then think it was the other, and you're in the clear. biggrin
Ice
Each will then think it was the other, and you're in the clear.

You've been around kids too long, Ice.. lol lol
Caught by the Doolies? Priceless... for everythign else.. there's MasterCard...

As far as i was concerned whats done is done just get on with it. That was until my fiancee's sister asked me where i had bought my laptop from?. straight away!. POW!. it was like a right hook from my memory!. She reckons that it was easy for her to use and she thought it was quick!. So now im thinking, Is she winding me up?. you know, letting me know how "easy" my laptop is to use. What next?. will she find a user-friendly laptop and suddenly PM or post a message to me via this web-site??.. Which scares me... just how interested is she in this web-site? and whats her thang??!! :shock:
I know "its a small world" but why does it feel like it just got smaller?!! biggrin
Magik
You know what would be great-if you unknowingly arrange a meet with the words of King Kev "I'd love it just love it" :shock:
Made me laugh though rotflmao
lol I am looking forward to the day when a husband and wife arrange a clandestine meet on here - with each other! :shock:
lhk

Unkowingly arrange a meet?.. :shock: what if?.. damn!.
Well i think she probably knows my user ID so it would'nt be "unknowingly" on her part.
:twisted:
As always in life honesty will end up with you in the doo doo, so I would blame it on Kelkoo, say that you stupidly forgot the old adage about monkeys and peanuts and bought the cheapest laptop Kelkoo showed you this new supplier who’s name is something like ..........er ..............computing Heaven, great deal but they pre set the home page to a site that you are currently investigating.........does she know any good IT specialists to help you put it right ??
Admittedly lame, transparent etc etc but worth a giggle , good luck dude
Theres a moral to this story but as morals seem to be lost on me I can only assume it's never go to the gym confused
Honesty is surely the best policy Magik wink
Don't listen to these deceitful people. Explain in full why you were logged into Swinging Heaven. You will feel soooooo much better afterwards. evil
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Wilma
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Now I know why you write in italics - trying to disguise your voice lol
Keep us posted on updates,"posted" get it,oh forget it I'm wasted around here rolleyes
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Now I know why you write in italics - trying to disguise your voice lol
Keep us posted on updates,"posted" get it,oh forget it I'm wasted around here rolleyes

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Certainly NOT wasted!!!
Love
Wilma
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Well wilma.. telling the truth is i suppose the right option, but how many of us actually chose the "right options"? confused infact, theres something quite interesting right there... How many of us are actually honest about our sex lives, our swinging side or dogging tendencies?. anyway i suppose thats another convo altogether..ahem!
Herts man... sounds like you really know how to tell a good porky my friend!!.. good on you... or should i be saying "shame on you"?. biggrin (pot.... kettle...black?)
Sigo1... i think the gym is where im going to be whenever she comes around next!!.. just going to make sure i have logged out of my swingingheaven page!.. wink
and im not really disguising my voice... much
Anyway, im only kidding. Truth of the matter is.. you know what? i dont really care. ... Much! :twisted:
well....as my nan always used to say!.. "less talking, More porking" blast
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Well wilma.. telling the truth is i suppose the right option, but how many of us actually chose the "right options"? confused infact, theres something quite interesting right there... How many of us are actually honest about our sex lives, our swinging side or dogging tendencies?. anyway i suppose thats another convo altogether..ahem!

You did realise I was pulling your leg.......didn't you? rolleyes
Love
Wilma
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Erm ..yeah... ummm.... :haha: sure i did.
Its been a long day ive been up since 4am.
Magik :sleeping: