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Sex God
Don't do it!
Bloody tooth has been driving me insane all day. It was supposed to be dead, having had the core drilled out and the nerves removed 5 years ago. So anyway, it's been moving around for a few days and the gum's been bleeding, the filling has fallen out and today it became painful, which surprised the hell out of me. (Maybe the nerves regrew. Can they do that?)
Couldn't put up with it anymore, and it seemed loose enough that I'd be able to get it out, so I gave it a few tugs.... and the bloody thing snapped right off! so now I have a useless root stuck in my jaw, a jagged edge protruding just enough to probably rip my tongue to pieces while I'm asleep, and half a bog roll jammed in my mouth so I don't bleed all over the keyboard!
I now have no option but to go to the dentist, who will probably need a corkscrew or something like that to get at what's left of it. sad
Well, it worked for Tom Hanks in Castaway, why not me? dunno
Sorry, what was that you said? "Idiot"?
Yep. rolleyes
Sex God
Hugs Ice .. not much worse than a tooth/gum ache
Can't suggest anything except an ice pack (no pun intended).
Casanova
sorry about this ice,but i had exactly the same prob,what they do is cut open the side of your gum and scoop it out,it bloody hurts after,nip out and get plenty of nurofen plus :cry:
I had a root-filling 16 days ago. Today is the first day I haven't been in agony with it!!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Hugs Ice .. not much worse than a tooth/gum ache
Can't suggest anything except an ice pack (no pun intended).

It wasn't particularly bad pain, just annoying because it was constant.
I'm FAR too chicken to put Ice in my mouth (as a lady recently said to me rotflmao ) in case there's a raw nerve exposed in there somewhere. :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Ice Pie
Hugs Ice .. not much worse than a tooth/gum ache
Can't suggest anything except an ice pack (no pun intended).

It wasn't particularly bad pain, just annoying because it was constant.
I'm FAR too chicken to put Ice in my mouth (as a lady recently said to me rotflmao ) in case there's a raw nerve exposed in there somewhere. :shock:
Erm I actually meant wrapped in a cloth held against the gum one the oustide of your face ... but i can see why you came to that conclusion! OWWWWWWW!!!
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I had a root-filling 16 days ago. Today is the first day I haven't been in agony with it!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Fun isn't it? My dentist was wearing glasses when he did mine and I watched the whole operation in the reflection. See the length of those files? :shock: I thought bloody hell mate, you're gonna go right through my jaw and have my eye out!
Sex God
I've dabbled in some DIY 'surgery'...
When I was, what, 18 or sommat, I had my 4 wisdom teeth removed. They were all impacted and growing in the wrong direction. So, I had to have them removed in hospital under a full anasthetic as it needed quite a bit of work to get them out.
That seemed to go all well and good (bar a night of puking up blood afterwards.)
So anyway, I get released back home, and all seems ok for a short while. Then it started to get more and more painful to move my tongue. In fact, I couldn't move my tongue at all or, more to the point, just having a tongue at all was pure, intense pain. I worked out that the problem was there was a bit of bone floating in my gum at the back of my mouth. It had slowly worked it's way to the surface and was poking into my tongue.
I couldn't eat, drink or talk for a couple of days. I wasan't due to go back to the dentist for a check-up for over a week and, for some odd reason, my family didn't think it was enough of an emergency to make an emergency appointment (bear in mind I'd now not eaten for two days and had barely drunk anything). Like an idiot I heeded their advice and tried to sit tight for my check up.
The pain got the better of me though. So I grabbed a pair of tweezers, found a mirror and, with some care, and with great pain, after many failed attempts, I managed to grab hold of the bone fragment with the tweezers and with one swift motion I yanked it out of my gum.
Unimaginable pain, and a bit of blood, but a sense of reliefe you couldn't believe. I could talk, eat and drink again, and no lasting pain!
Sex God
Quote by Calista
Hugs Ice .. not much worse than a tooth/gum ache
Can't suggest anything except an ice pack (no pun intended).

It wasn't particularly bad pain, just annoying because it was constant.
I'm FAR too chicken to put Ice in my mouth (as a lady recently said to me rotflmao ) in case there's a raw nerve exposed in there somewhere. :shock:
Erm I actually meant wrapped in a cloth held against the gum one the oustide of your face ... but i can see why you came to that conclusion! OWWWWWWW!!!
Aah, I see. redface
Might do that if it swells up, but it seems OK on that so far. smile
If you not allergic or anything then Ibuprofen good for toothache, it helps with swelling being anti inflamatory or somthing. Nurofen Plus one of most powerful things you can buy over the counter and will get you through to dentist if it really bad.
PS not a pharmacist so double check with em before taking any suggestions...
Sex God
Quote by tallnhairy
If you not allergic or anything then Ibuprofen good for toothache, it helps with swelling being anti inflamatory or somthing. Nurofen Plus one of most powerful things you can buy over the counter and will get you through to dentist if it really bad.
PS not a pharmacist so double check with em before taking any suggestions...

Yeah, I used Nurofen after I had my wisdom teeth dug out while fully conscious. Good gear. smile
Sex God
Quote by dundeecpl
Ice, you're a bloody nutter loon

TFFT. For one awful moment, I thought I might be... you know... normal.
Orgasminator
Have you got any throat pastilles ? Suck one, it'll help smile
Quote by Ice Pie
Ice, you're a bloody nutter loon

TFFT. For one awful moment, I thought I might be... you know... normal.
Not a feckin chance that you might have been normal :shock: You are a member of SH lol
Sex God
Quote by dundeecpl
Ice, you're a bloody nutter loon

TFFT. For one awful moment, I thought I might be... you know... normal.
Not a feckin chance that you might have been normal :shock: You are a member of SH lol
No, I'm an imposter.
Good disguise innit?
Quote by Ice Pie
No, I'm an imposter.
Good disguise innit?

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Warming the Bed
Bonjela will make it numb for a while......................bit of relief
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ouch toothache
:shock:
i always find warm drinks help wink
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Isnt there such a thing as morse code for lazy bastards!! rolleyes lol
what i mean is cant you just tell us what youre saying in plain english?? confused
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Isnt there such a thing as morse code for lazy bastards!! rolleyes lol
what i mean is cant you just tell us what youre saying in plain english?? confused

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! biggrin
KinkyLizard
Sex God
Quote by dundeecpl

No, I'm an imposter.
Good disguise innit?

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Quote by Ice Pie

No, I'm an imposter.
Good disguise innit?

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