Sexpert
Don't you sit on the fence Gem....you tell us what you really like!!!
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Quote by AndyWolves
OK, so I need to look like a gay biker in a dinnersuit?
Jeeeezus you girls can be hard to please!
Oh and Darkfire? - I got loads of Calvies:twisted: :wink:
NN, sorry hun, my biker jacket was stolen from my car last year...never did replace it
oh well thats me in the billy no m8s corner as usual
(starting to feel like people are avoiding her)
get ya coat darkfire you've pulled gal :wink: :lickface:
Sex God
Quote by AndyWolves
Don't you sit on the fence Gem....you tell us what you really like!!!
You don't ask, you don't get!
while I'm at it..... I am partial to the cross dressing male in stockings, bask, sussys and thong/knickers, maybe sometimes in little slut heels too.
And then there is the 'too cool for my own good' look where he's all trendy in the latest fashion (not always label designer clothes though) with a hair style cut by tony n guy, funky shoes and a "man bag" Metro sexual at it's best and you bet he has a city centre flat with a huge bed and makes good breaky cos you're not sure if he's gay or not.
Not to mention the fringe trendy look where almost everything is eclectic and half of it was bought at a charity shop. It still looks damn hot because of the way he's chosen to mix and match what he wears and has a bit of a swagger to his walk and is likely to take to you an organic cafe for your date then invite you back to his environmentally friendly place and seduce you with candle light and back massages.
ops: I think I'm getting far too into this! :D Sexpert
Gem, could you slow down a bit - I'm running out of notepaper here....
Gonna be terrified if our paths should ever cross at a social! - The pressure!
Gonna be terrified if our paths should ever cross at a social! - The pressure!
Sex God
Lets face it...... I've given you guys enough looks to choose from! 
The only things that really turn me off with what guys wear;
- ill fitting clothes, guys buy the right size shirt I don't want to be blinded by a ricochaying button or be embaressed by a broken zip and the tallywhacker hanging out cos I mentioned No underwear was sexy.
If you insist on wearing boxer shorts, make sure theyre not so big they actually look like mike tyson's fighting short cast offs.
- wearing a colour that doesn't suit, if you've got a pale complexion and go for an awful shade of yellow then you'll look like crap basically.... etc. Choose colours you like andsuit you is always the best option. Not sure what colours suit you.... find the gay store assistant or a woman, they'll tell you honestly when you look good or not until you learn your own colour rules.
- dirt and creases, if you can't be bothered to take care of the bits everyone sees on a day to day basis such as clothes, teeth, hair etc then what the hell are the bits that no-one see going to be like <puke> Nothing like a well pressed shirt to make an impact, not the same if it looks like you've worn it all week for work and then let the cat sleep on it.
- clothes that don't suit your age bracket, male mutton dressed as lamb.
How was that for specific?
The only things that really turn me off with what guys wear;
- ill fitting clothes, guys buy the right size shirt I don't want to be blinded by a ricochaying button or be embaressed by a broken zip and the tallywhacker hanging out cos I mentioned No underwear was sexy.
If you insist on wearing boxer shorts, make sure theyre not so big they actually look like mike tyson's fighting short cast offs.- wearing a colour that doesn't suit, if you've got a pale complexion and go for an awful shade of yellow then you'll look like crap basically.... etc. Choose colours you like andsuit you is always the best option. Not sure what colours suit you.... find the gay store assistant or a woman, they'll tell you honestly when you look good or not until you learn your own colour rules.
- dirt and creases, if you can't be bothered to take care of the bits everyone sees on a day to day basis such as clothes, teeth, hair etc then what the hell are the bits that no-one see going to be like <puke> Nothing like a well pressed shirt to make an impact, not the same if it looks like you've worn it all week for work and then let the cat sleep on it.
- clothes that don't suit your age bracket, male mutton dressed as lamb.
How was that for specific? Sexpert
Hmmmm Andy can feel a trip to the Trafford Centre, escorted by Gem, coming on!!!
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
gem you just like any guy thats dressed really don't you?
Sooooooo true! :lol:
Men do look so much better clothed for some reason.
I am not turned on by a naked guy as much as I am by a clothed one. I have to find them attractive before they get undressed otherwise they're not going to make it to actually being naked! :lol: Well, not with me anyway! :lol:
Andy, if you think you can suffer a marathon shopping trip with me then you're welcome!
Surely it's not only me that is this fussy?
Warming the Bed
Quote by The Muttleys
hmmmm, well, mrs mutts likes me in close fitting boxers with a silky finish, and a bit of chest hair showing, er (without a medallion) :shock:
I think i look ok in leather pants but she dissagrees to the point where she made me flog 'em.
So i suppose its a case of individual choice for the ladies, as to what rocks thier boat.
do you wear your boxers in the simon cowell way? how far do you pull em up to show chest hair n does it make your voice squeeky?
Warming the Bed
Quote by treasurechest
so to re-cap: a dinnersuit over silky boxers/thong, red,white or black.a hard hat and rigger boots, holding a tomahawk singing YMCA
i'll be irresistable
Oh yes, definately!!
Could you post a pix here please of you dressed just like that? After all it is nearly Christms
would i be eligable for panto?
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
men look good in:
black pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
red pvc pouches/thongs
dinner suites
good quality (preferably intalian) business suites
dinner suites
hard hats
oh and did i mention..................................dinner suites?
All you need is the red indian and you've got the Village People!
Wern't they gay?
noooooooo they wasn't was they? :shock:
noooooooo they wasn't (well one was) they were on some late nite digital music channel recently
should i add this the the SH Fountain of crap knowledge thread?
