Sex God
Nope, just dive in (so to speak). Some people get mardy about it though
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do most people bother reading the ads or look at the pics
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Did somebody say hijack :shock:
COOL Take this thread to Cuba and to show you Im serious Ive got two loaded Goldfish here
You have two loaded cuban goldfish!
You'll never make it through customs! Run away warwicks while you can! You'll never make it out alive! Arrrrggggggghhhhhh!
:scared:
Sex God
Quote by little gem
Did somebody say hijack :shock:
COOL Take this thread to Cuba and to show you Im serious Ive got two loaded Goldfish here
You have two loaded cuban goldfish!
You'll never make it through customs! Run away warwicks while you can! You'll never make it out alive! Arrrrggggggghhhhhh!
:scared:
Of course he will. Here, Warwick - hide under my skirt.
Quote by little gem
Did somebody say hijack :shock:
COOL Take this thread to Cuba and to show you Im serious Ive got two loaded Goldfish here
You have two loaded cuban goldfish!
You'll never make it through customs! Run away warwicks while you can! You'll never make it out alive! Arrrrggggggghhhhhh!
:scared:
:laughabove:
Sex God
Told you to hide, silly man! Too late now though, you run and I'll ask them for directions to SH to stall them a bit.
Quote by freckledbird
Nope, just dive in (so to speak). Some people get mardy about it though
Bev, not sure that anyone outside Yorkshire will understand the meaning of 'mardy'
As I was born n bred in Sheffield it is part of my vocabulary, along with the following and their definitions for the southerners:
Mardy - easily upset
Nesh - feels the cold
Bigeead - conceited
Wittlin - worrying
Rooerin (summat what babbis do) - crying
Skoyal - school
Silin dahn - raining heavily
Rooads - roads
Na den - now then
A reight lad - a bit of a character
Keep thi nooers aht! - keep your nose out!
Get mashed! - make some tea!
Spice - sweets
Leets - lights
Cooat - coat or court
Clooers - clothes
Tooers - toes
Weshin - washing
Feight - fight
and a poem
The Coyal Oyl
Weer reet darn in coyal oyl
Weer muck spats ont twinders.
Wiv used all our coyal up
An weer reet darn to cinders.
If yon baliffs cum they'll neer findus,
Cus weer reet down int coyl oyl,
Where muck spats ont twinders.
Translation
We are right down in the basement
Where the dirt accumulates on the casement,
We have used up all our anthrasite
And we are right down to the cinders.
If the baliffscome they will never find us,
Because we are right down in the basement,
Where the dirt accumulates on the casement.
Not sure why the Bailiffs were there! Laura, any comments?
Hope that helped clear up any confusion :grin:
Quote by johneboy
Nope, just dive in (so to speak). Some people get mardy about it though
Bev, not sure that anyone outside Yorkshire will understand the meaning of 'mardy'
As I was born n bred in Sheffield it is part of my vocabulary, along with the following and their definitions for the southerners:
Mardy - easily upset
Nesh - feels the cold
Bigeead - conceited
Wittlin - worrying
Rooerin (summat what babbis do) - crying
Skoyal - school
Silin dahn - raining heavily
Rooads - roads
Na den - now then
A reight lad - a bit of a character
Keep thi nooers aht! - keep your nose out!
Get mashed! - make some tea!
Spice - sweets
Leets - lights
Cooat - coat or court
Clooers - clothes
Tooers - toes
Weshin - washing
Feight - fight
and a poem
The Coyal Oyl
Weer reet darn in coyal oyl
Weer muck spats ont twinders.
Wiv used all our coyal up
An weer reet darn to cinders.
If yon baliffs cum they'll neer findus,
Cus weer reet down int coyl oyl,
Where muck spats ont twinders.
Translation
We are right down in the basement
Where the dirt accumulates on the casement,
We have used up all our anthrasite
And we are right down to the cinders.
If the baliffscome they will never find us,
Because we are right down in the basement,
Where the dirt accumulates on the casement.
Not sure why the Bailiffs were there! Laura, any comments?
Hope that helped clear up any confusion :grin:
i'm from mansfield and i know what mardy means
Sex God
Quote by naughtynymphos1
Bugger :doh:
i know what that means too
:shock: so do I, actually
The word 'mardy' was the subject of a pm yesterday, from someone on here who isn't from 'oooop North'. You can get a book full of Sheffieldish.
Quote by Ice Pie
only look at ads with pictures but read them first
is that a bit confusing
look for location and catchy heading,,check its got pix then open it
1. Check location.
2. If location is acceptable, check for photo
3. If photo is included, open advert
4. If photo doesn't induce vomitting, read the ad
5. Forget the ad
6. Send standard "I really like whatever is it you said you are into, fancy a shag?" type reply
7. Complain in forum about lack of response from advertiser
8. Complain about complaint getting locked
9. Create new ID
10. Repeat
Apparently. ;)
Ice pie ,, not strictly true but very funny mate
Sex God
Quote by warwick
Nice one Bev
Its alright though Ive found a way out Ive hidden myself up davej (its not pleasant but its safe for the moment)
OMG Ive found my marbles I always thought he took them :shock:
He doesn't have your marbles!
I do! :shock:
:lol:
Sex God
My marbles might be Davej's actually,
I found this one in amongst the collection! :shock:
:shock:
I found this one in amongst the collection! :shock:
:shock:
Sexlightened
Me I do both. I read the add and have a look at the pics. I can't see why someone would reply to an add unless they like what they seen.
At the end of the day I would/have had sex with people I would not date, although they need to turn me on.
What you have had to put up with sounds mean though, just hit the delete button and forget about them.
At the end of the day I would/have had sex with people I would not date, although they need to turn me on.
What you have had to put up with sounds mean though, just hit the delete button and forget about them.
Sex God
the simple answer if someone is rude or abusive
sign there email up to the junk porn sites, they will spend so long deleting crap they will have little time to act like an arse!
sign there email up to the junk porn sites, they will spend so long deleting crap they will have little time to act like an arse!
