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Do these so called penis enlargement tablets really work?

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Hi there i came accross some adverts on ebay claiming that these so called tablets taken once a day for 2 months would gaurentee to add inches to your penis. has anyone ever tried these tablets and if so do they do what the are supposed to do? just seems a bit far fetched to me but would be interested to see if anyone has any experience with these tablets!
They do work... but beware... and heed some advice given in the Prescription Medication thread.
you have to be very carefull... do your research.
I tried... being just a little boy... and devised a cocktail of tablets to aid growth... being impatient didn't help.
thing is.... now I can barely walk!
What an impediment :shock:
& don't take this reply seriously...pleeeaase
lp
id love to be able to put a sensible reply to this thread but i do have one slight problem....being female i havent got a penis, so guess i cant be much use ere redface
Thanks for the advise!
where can i find the Prescription Medication thread?
well... slightly more sensible... I just don't understand how they might work dunno
I mean.. how?
lp
Quote by jamieuk
Thanks for the advise!
where can i find the Prescription Medication thread?

actually Jamie, that was a bit of a joke... based on *overdosing*... you might not want things to go a bit mad in the *growth* dept now would you?
lp
but click here for Missy's excellantly started thread for a good read
I would be very wary of these - they are quite possibly just sugar tablets sold to guys who are really insecure about their cock size. My advice would be steer well clear and work with what you have not what you haven't. There are plenty of ladies who prefer a smaller cock as opposed to a y front baseball bat! My advice would be find the 'g' spot (in between the f & h spots) might be wrong..... Anyway definitely stay clear of pills and stuff - at best they might do no harm! As for the nice lady who posted some advice then mentioned that she couldn't be sure cos she didn't have a cock - I'll happily lend you mind for a few hours - or until you break it - whichever happens first!
Take some of that herbal viagra you see in pubs, its only a temp thing but the extra blood flow to your penis increases its girth buy a huge amount.
Which probably meant it wasnt the best night for us to try anal for the first time......
Personally I think they're a rip off. You've got what you're born with and unless you have cosmetic reconstruction it ain't gonna get bigger. smile
Quote by jamieuk
Hi there i came accross some adverts on ebay claiming that these so called tablets taken once a day for 2 months would gaurentee to add inches to your penis. has anyone ever tried these tablets and if so do they do what the are supposed to do? just seems a bit far fetched to me but would be interested to see if anyone has any experience with these tablets!

Go and ask your GP about them.
Quote by jaymar
Personally I think they're a rip off. You've got what you're born with and unless you have cosmetic reconstruction it ain't gonna get bigger. smile

ditto how just how the heck can a tablet make ya penis bigger exactly id love to know how they claim they work
and if the do work many women want a similar tablet to make breasts bigger/smaller hips tummy thigh tablets to make them smaller to and the most important one for women Male Ego shrinking tablets !!!!
Of course they work.
Buying them makes you a huge dick! wink
Quote by winchwench
Of course they work.
Buying them makes you a huge dick! wink

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Quote by winchwench
Of course they work.
Buying them makes you a huge dick! wink

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Love it!
Shove the bottle under your foreskin, your cock will look loads bigger :thumbup:
Quote by Dawnie
Shove the bottle under your foreskin, your cock will look loads bigger :thumbup:

Thanks Dawnie, now I've a milk bottle stuck and I can't for the life of me remove it!!!!
As for the pills making your winky bigger. There most probably a herbal version of the viagra. Increase the blood flow to the lower extremity. However, herbs that will have effects they claim to have will most probably be releasing toxins into your body. Increase the blood flow and maybe reduce the chance of it working properly.
You need to know what they put in the pill and look up every one of the ingrediant in medical research papers (not a random website made by joe blogs).
Just get a lady to keep sucking on it like a vacuum for a week or two. It might be flacid for a long time afterwards but it will be lots of fun
Quote by X_fanny_x
ditto how just how the heck can a tablet make ya penis bigger exactly id love to know how they claim they work
and if the do work many women want a similar tablet to make breasts bigger/smaller hips tummy thigh tablets to make them smaller to and the most important one for women Male Ego shrinking tablets !!!!

Of course they work .....just look what they did to Fanny's text :shock:
Some wise person once gave me some very good advice.
If it looks too good to be true then it usually is! wink
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger dunno
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger dunno
Quote by MR-FB
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger dunno
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger :dunno:

Was that one post for each bollock? lol
u should be happy with what uve got m8
be careful.
If you are buying over the internet from a supplier abroad your package may go through your not importing something illegal but how do you know?.
What the FDA in the states passes for people is ok for them but it may not be approved for use in the uk.
Its the same with all these people buying sport drugs like steroids over the perfectly ok to import them and use them if they are for you get found selling them and that is against the law.
I have to work with a zero drink/drug policy with all the bike testing i do and i have had mates take something which they think is ok only to get a lengthy ban.
If you take something do not be ashamed, ask your doctor can send your heart racing and your blood pressure doctor will no doubt have heard of the drug you intend to take and he/she will tell you whats best for you.
Another question you may wish to ask yourself if buying over the internet.
How do you know what your getting is the correct drug or correct dose.
You cannot be sure the tablets contents are could be 70% me,people are stupid and dont think.
If in 't take anything.
You don't get a second chance with health.
Quote by MikeNorth
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger dunno
Perhaps they make your bollox shrink and so make your dick look bigger :dunno:

Was that one post for each bollock? lol
pmsl thought i was just seeing double cause of the drink :cheers:
Quote by Heaven1970
id love to be able to put a sensible reply to this thread but i do have one slight problem....being female i havent got a penis, so guess i cant be much use ere redface

Nat, being a female you get as many penis's as you want! biggrin:D:D
I think a good dose of self confidence will have more effect than any pills you may be considering buying.
I bought these pills and they came in a big jar.
Opened the jar, threw the pills away, put my knob in the jar tied it on and woohoo instant girth lol :lol:
Quote by woohoo
I bought these pills and they came in a big jar.
Opened the jar, threw the pills away, put my knob in the jar tied it on and woohoo instant girth lol :lol:

Mine was waaaay funnier than yours. :smug:
Sorry - please don't hurt me!:lol:
Quote by jaymar
Personally I think they're a rip off. You've got what you're born with and unless you have cosmetic reconstruction it ain't gonna get bigger. smile

I just think of you Mar.
If it was as simple as popping pills every bloke in the country would have rectified their cock size issues!
Same as weight loss tablets.......if it was that easy we`d all have done it by now and I`d have a figure like Claudia Schiffer. rolleyes