Some of them have me in absolute stitches... and i don't mean just one particular section in the ads (I'm an equal opportunities piss taker) - some of the 'enticing' pics are just classic, no other word for them!!
Also, in the women looking for women section there are loads where they state 'my bf will be there and only join in is you want him to?' - surely these should be in the couples looking for women section?? I think that 95% of the ads in there are like this... i'd love to know what the stats for success are on the ads.
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Do you ever just have a browse through the Ads??
I don't have a choice about trawling through ads.... 
If you do see any like the ones you've described - like women saying "My BF wants to watch...", please report them as we can't have eyes everywhere. :shock:
We did at one time think of having a Hall of Fame for the lamest ads, but this got trampled on my forum users who felt it elitest... but us Mods do share a joke over some of them - like the guys that very badly gigged around with his cock shot to make it look 12 inces long (the join made it look as though it were broken and plastered back together by Frank Spencer!)
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If you do see any like the ones you've described - like women saying "My BF wants to watch...", please report them as we can't have eyes everywhere. :shock:
We did at one time think of having a Hall of Fame for the lamest ads, but this got trampled on my forum users who felt it elitest... but us Mods do share a joke over some of them - like the guys that very badly gigged around with his cock shot to make it look 12 inces long (the join made it look as though it were broken and plastered back together by Frank Spencer!)
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the guys that very badly gigged around with his cock shot to make it look 12 inces long (the join made it look as though it were broken and plastered back together by Frank Spencer!)
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It's not my fault, it always looks like that ;)He who is without sin etc, but I find the 'let's fuck tonight' ads, and posts, hilarious. Especially the posts in Lets Meet with 27 views and 0 replies - TAKE THE HINT !
Sex God
By far, my favourite so far was an ad entitled...
"Over 50 Bi Males"
...may be a bit ambitious, but...bring 'em on! :P
"Over 50 Bi Males"
...may be a bit ambitious, but...bring 'em on! :P
Well, hands up here, I've placed a 'fuck me now' ad. And yes I did get a hell of a lot of responses. Thankfully, after sorting through about 50 emails or so I found someone I did like the look and sound of. We exchanged emails and phone numbers and within the hour had arranged a meet. Hey, what can I say, I was horny. And that meet turned out not to be just a one off. Would I do it again? I'll tell you the next time the hormones are off the scales.
Thanks :swingingchair: Heaven
Thanks :swingingchair: Heaven
Sex God
We just mooch round the ads, but we are just a pair of pervs! :P
Sex God
Did browse the men looking for women ads section tonight - searched for my area but wasn't totally impressed with any of them! :fuckinghell:
I need to move!!!!!! :scared:
I need to move!!!!!! :scared:
Well Robbie, I guess we feel gently reprimanded and on that basis, we have relocated our advert to "Couples Seeking Women".
However, there is a tenable argument that our advert, and others like it, do indeed belong in "Women Seeking Women" ...... With regards to placing the same advert in more than one location, I was under the impression, perhaps mistakenly, that such action was not permitted.
However, there is a tenable argument that our advert, and others like it, do indeed belong in "Women Seeking Women" ...... With regards to placing the same advert in more than one location, I was under the impression, perhaps mistakenly, that such action was not permitted.
Sex God
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I just love those ads that go along the lines of
Male wanted, must be at least 10"
Would love to reply:
Well hello, my names Action Man, I'm 12" and wait till you see my Helmet..........
ROFLMGDAO
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Well,laugh if you like,my latest opus has recieved zip/zero replies!
Overearnest,maybe,but its sincere,its genuine.
Because I have no means of posting pics I'm a "timewaster",though anyone can send anything and CLAIM its them!
But I am getting a scanner..you'll then see my 6" isn't a 10",not that I ever claimed it was!!??!!
..so..I'm a "timewaster" who actually does what his advert says he does - given the chance!x
Overearnest,maybe,but its sincere,its genuine.
Because I have no means of posting pics I'm a "timewaster",though anyone can send anything and CLAIM its them!
But I am getting a scanner..you'll then see my 6" isn't a 10",not that I ever claimed it was!!??!!
..so..I'm a "timewaster" who actually does what his advert says he does - given the chance!x
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Well, hands up here, I've placed a 'fuck me now' ad. And yes I did get a hell of a lot of responses. Thankfully, after sorting through about 50 emails or so I found someone I did like the look and sound of. We exchanged emails and phone numbers and within the hour had arranged a meet. Hey, what can I say, I was horny. And that meet turned out not to be just a one off. Would I do it again? I'll tell you the next time the hormones are off the scales.
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Im sure you are a fem. The avatar perhaps is a clue! But I could have guessed. Ask the blokes how they get on with "Fuck me Tonight" ads. How many guys get 50 Emails?
I think the worst one I've ever seen was from a couple saying to single guys "We've got the sweet shop and we've got the goodies"! - talk about rubbing it in!!
But,yes,its the old glut of us single/swingle guys that is cause of much of the problem,though,as I 've often said,take away the lady in a couple and you're left with..another single guy - and then he doesn't have the keys to the "sweet shop" either!
..The vast majority of my replies never get answered but I know couples are as snowed under as I am UNsnowed ,my interest is always genuine,even if I'm not the Brad Pitt they dream of - though,no,if its asking for a 20-35 year old I DON'T write to them,if its asking for a slim blonde guy I don't either,'cos I 'm not.
All we can hope for is sincere advertisers,sincere replyees(!)and good will all the heart,thats exactly what this site is and it should be commended for that.
But,yes,its the old glut of us single/swingle guys that is cause of much of the problem,though,as I 've often said,take away the lady in a couple and you're left with..another single guy - and then he doesn't have the keys to the "sweet shop" either!
..The vast majority of my replies never get answered but I know couples are as snowed under as I am UNsnowed ,my interest is always genuine,even if I'm not the Brad Pitt they dream of - though,no,if its asking for a 20-35 year old I DON'T write to them,if its asking for a slim blonde guy I don't either,'cos I 'm not.
All we can hope for is sincere advertisers,sincere replyees(!)and good will all the heart,thats exactly what this site is and it should be commended for that.
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Nope. I'll think you'll find that some couples think of single guys as just another sex-toy who they (unfortunately) have to interact with. Isn't a consumer society great.
I think they'd probably do better with an inflatable doll (although given the respose they've had here I bet they've had to go and buy one anyway ). 
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..maybe they'd been messed around a lot by timewaters,who knows..but I thought it was rather arrogant and disrespectful,single guys ARE human too!
AND this is about sharing pleasure as equals,surely?
Nope. I'll think you'll find that some couples think of single guys as just another sex-toy who they (unfortunately) have to interact with. Isn't a consumer society great.
I think they'd probably do better with an inflatable doll (although given the respose they've had here I bet they've had to go and buy one anyway
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I don't have that many replies to my ad, but seem to get a few pm's after startin to post on the forums.
Some of the replies I have had from my ad I must say have been from guys who don't even bother to read it and consequently have no idea of what I am looking for
Sometimes I wonder if I am wasting my time even having an ad.
An ad on another site got so long after the amount of unsuitable responses I got that it was more like an essay - Full of don't wants and NO thanks bits - I don't want that to happen here just wish that people would READ the ad instead of just looking at the pics.
As it says on my ad don't be offended if I don't reply, I'm picky and always will be
Some of the replies I have had from my ad I must say have been from guys who don't even bother to read it and consequently have no idea of what I am looking for
Sometimes I wonder if I am wasting my time even having an ad.
An ad on another site got so long after the amount of unsuitable responses I got that it was more like an essay - Full of don't wants and NO thanks bits - I don't want that to happen here just wish that people would READ the ad instead of just looking at the pics.
As it says on my ad don't be offended if I don't reply, I'm picky and always will be
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We are new to all this, and have sent off loads of replies to the ads in different sections
So we do wonder just how real they are.
We can confirm that there are a lot of 'real' ads on this site.
However we do send out a truly enormous amount of emails.
And there seems to be no rhyme or reason as the ppl responding.
We get replies from people who say 'Oh yes, weve seen you ad, we like the idea of trying a party' - so they had already seen the ad, liked it, wanted to try a party but did nothing about it until we emailed them..!!!!
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maybe we are being greedy, but yet have not had one reply.
In the words of Gordon Gecko 'Greed is Good...!!'
Get emailing..!!!!
Dx
Orgasminator
I think most regulars have been throught the adds at one time or another
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I am so suprised at what some of you are saying,I thought couples just had loads of mails to wade through and were spoilt for choice,but,there is the factor of what is and what isn't genuine and appropriate to their requirements.I'm just suprised at couples getting none at all,thats as bad as my ad's usually do!
Its quite something to go from ad to meet to bed or whatever together,a leap of faith in a way,but it can be done,it does happen.
As for the comment about couples using guys as sex toys,well,we all do that to each other I suppose - but a pure lust encounter doesn't mean there can't good humour,good will and mutual respect does it?x
Its quite something to go from ad to meet to bed or whatever together,a leap of faith in a way,but it can be done,it does happen.
As for the comment about couples using guys as sex toys,well,we all do that to each other I suppose - but a pure lust encounter doesn't mean there can't good humour,good will and mutual respect does it?x
..The vast majority of my replies never get answered but I know couples are as snowed under as I am UNsnowed ,my interest is always genuine,even if I'm not the Brad Pitt they dream of
I have the same problem as Keith, I send a genuine reply and and don't receive even an acknowledgement.
On the same site I think Keith is referring to is a couple who live within 20 miles of me who I have contacted several times when they have advertised for a guy to join them.
On one occasion a meet was arranged but was cancelled by them within half an hour of the arrangement being made. The couples latest ads have included a tirade against timewasters who contact them and how sick they are about folk wasting their time
