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Do you live in a chav town?

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looks like ive missed all the fun!!!!
whos fighting who and what is a chav????
someone tell me do!!!
Quote by foxylady 123
what is a chav????
someone tell me do!!!

A chav is basically anyone from about 10 to 25 but normally about 15-18 who hangs around the grimy parts of towns (or grimy town in general) and fits one or more of the following stipulations:
- Wears a hooded tracksuit or similar
- Has a Vauxhall Nova or Corsa, or a red Ford Escort (either their own one one they've nicked)
- Cannot speak comprehensible english
- Collects their kid's child benefit during the school lunch break
- Chavs travel in groups of three or more - you'll never see a lone specimen unless they're being taken into custody
- They think drinking and smoking are the bees knees, but can't actually get hold of beer or cigarettes
- So they smoke weed instead
I live in Stoke its full of Chavs
Quote by nickshanks
what is a chav????
someone tell me do!!!

A chav is basically anyone from about 10 to 25 but normally about 15-18 who hangs around the grimy parts of towns (or grimy town in general) and fits one or more of the following stipulations:
- Wears a hooded tracksuit or similar
- Has a Vauxhall Nova or Corsa, or a red Ford Escort (either their own one one they've nicked)
- Cannot speak comprehensible english
- Collects their kid's child benefit during the school lunch break
- Chavs travel in groups of three or more - you'll never see a lone specimen unless they're being taken into custody
- They think drinking and smoking are the bees knees, but can't actually get hold of beer or cigarettes
- So they smoke weed instead
So how do they differ from Townies?
Quote by foxylady 123
what is a chav????
someone tell me do!!!

A chav is basically anyone from about 10 to 25 but normally about 15-18 who hangs around the grimy parts of towns (or grimy town in general) and fits one or more of the following stipulations:
- Wears a hooded tracksuit or similar
- Has a Vauxhall Nova or Corsa, or a red Ford Escort (either their own one one they've nicked)
- Cannot speak comprehensible english
- Collects their kid's child benefit during the school lunch break
- Chavs travel in groups of three or more - you'll never see a lone specimen unless they're being taken into custody
- They think drinking and smoking are the bees knees, but can't actually get hold of beer or cigarettes
- So they smoke weed instead
So how do they differ from Townies?
the answer is that they don't...
they are known by different names in different parts of the country:
Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers (where i am in the north east), Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers (which actually came about as characters in the comic "viz"... kappa threatened to sue them if they ever used the term again!) , Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats
hope that helps......
Ah, i get it now!!!
So what was the debate all about, now we have established the subject?
Quote by foxylady 123
Ah, i get it now!!!
So what was the debate all about, now we have established the subject?

The first post linked to a website where people were describing how bad their towns were. Now you have to go find yours :-)
Quote by nickshanks
Ah, i get it now!!!
So what was the debate all about, now we have established the subject?

The first post linked to a website where people were describing how bad their towns were. Now you have to go find yours :-)
no dont think ill bother, i already know its crap, thats why i dont go there!!
Oh yes.. not only do we live in a Chav Town - we are bordered on all sides by Chav Towns too :
Quote from site " What can I say? The fact that XXXXXXXXX is situated slap bang in the middle of XXX, XXX, XXX and XXX is enough really. It's like a gathering place for all the lowest forms of human beings that exist. The most common type round here is the 15 year old "gangsta" wannabe, decked out in hideous tracksuits, Von Dutch caps and ridiculous jewellery. They are also accompanied by chavvy slapper types...velour tracksuits, the revolting moveable-clown necklaces and the absurd wigga hairstyles are the norm in this dump. XXXXXXXXXXX is an extremely crap place to live. Me and my friends cannot wait until we are old enough to get the hell out of here."
Feel bad now as I quite like living here ...
Can anyone help and tell me what these are : 1) Moveable clown necklaces and 2)Absurd wigga hairstyles???
Quote by foxylady 123
no dont think ill bother, i already know its crap, thats why i dont go there!!

That's quite fair enough. I wouldn't come here if I wasn't already stuck here. I might go out chav-counting later, see how many i can spot. I'm going to place my bets at 35 for a 10-minute walkabout.
yep my towns listed and unfortunately i have to agree with the comments, it's always the minority that ruin it for everyone else. mind you long before they were called chavs we knew we had inbreds in our town.
I just spent a couple of days in the Longbridge area of Birmingham........
I'm back, I'm still alive, and I will never return. That has to be the most horrible place I've ever visited. And if chav is just another word for trash, then I nominate Longbridge as a chav area. :uhoh:
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Mod edit: and we're not happy that you mentioned a particular town, a particular pub in that town and the name of the bloke who runs it! mad :x :x

Fair enough! Although i did ring my said friend in the said pub, and it didn't bother him. But rules is rules is rules.
The Brighton Geezer offers his apologies and disapears with tail firmly between legs! sad
Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs, Charvers (where i am in the north east), Steeks, Spides, Bazzas, Yarcos, Ratboys, Kappa Slappers (which actually came about as characters in the comic "viz"... kappa threatened to sue them if they ever used the term again!) , Skangers, Scutters, Janners, Stigs, Scallies, Hood Rats

sean . . . you missed out Cho and Mush mate! ;)
look what they had to say about the premier city of the north, the land of my birth, the heart of yorkshire and the north, , , and
bastards! :cry: i live with these people! they're nice they are, mainly! sad dodgy taste in clothes and earrings admittedly, but hey, so do i! confused
luckily i moved just down the road to near enough, so that was good then! :? :? :?
n x x x :P
Not one, but 2 bits on my home town!!! :cry:
"A small dank pond full of pram pushers, pasty faced weevils with attention deficit disorder and crumbling sad damp abandoned old has no Mcds because it is so grannie and grandad chavs ( Kev and Julie) wander about in soggy smoke smelling denim on the way to giro Bradford Chavdom has spread like a multi cultural fungus to the ethnic community who at least have better bling and nicer teeth.
My mate says Clay Cross and Dudley are worse -is this possible?"
"Nelson, a place for every Chav. What a great place! All types of Chav are present here, they seem to like the place. On my daily drive to work the "working" or "tarmacing" Chavs are already going about their daily business. The non tarmacers are mooching around the post office, kwik save, farm foods, lidl, costcutters, woolworths and wilkinson all searching out "reet good stuff well cheep!!"
Chavs are a thirsty breed, so, plastic bags in hand it's off for a coffee at The Station pub (they open early to get the chavs in before the bar opens). At sharp the bar is open and the chav's and chavette's are bustling to get their orders in. Once served they have their "loyalty cards" stamped and mooch off to sit on the sticky ash covered seats of the "family area".
Across town the fellow chavs are getting stuck in to yet more booze at the Lord Nelson. After a few drinks many of the younger chavs tuck their tracky bottoms into their socks and head out, best rockport forward to ruin some senior citizen's afternoon.
Cometh the hour cometh the Chav! With nightfall approaching the Nova's and suchlike are revving the engines and pulling out from the Stone Clad Labrynth of houses, pausing momentarily to switch on the purple lights under the car. ACE!!!
A new one up here is two tone paint, it looks so good over the rust bubbles on the wheel arches!
With the blond haired, big gold ear ringed chavette slumped in the wound back passenger seat, the chavmobile trudles off to congregate in near by Colne. (Matalan car park) ther chavs meet up and chav about for an hour or three going from 0 to 30 and back to 0 several times on North Valley Road. I really do detest the chavs. Tracksuits, burberry caps, rockports, reebok classics, Nova's, illiteracy, all traits of the chav!"
So would anyone like to organise a munch or meet in a chav town?
well I live in Liverpool and I'm sure that's not listed on their lol.
Since moving to Liverpool about four years ago I'm used to lots of track suits and baseball hats though hehe.
Although my old home town of Southport is listed though redface
mirror mirror on the wall whos the chav est of them all
LUTON
I live in Virginia Water in Surrey, but the closet town to me is a place called Staines (b4 anyone says it yes ''Ali G town'') I think this must be the biggest ''Chav Town'' in Britian.
Burberry hats
Burberry socks
Burberry prams
Burrberry Everything!!!!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Chav City!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! confused
Quote by SXBOY
mirror mirror on the wall whos the chav est of them all
LUTON

in one word... bollocks
Quote by LiverpoolMale
well I live in Liverpool and I'm sure that's not listed on their lol.
Since moving to Liverpool about four years ago I'm used to lots of track suits and baseball hats though hehe.
Although my old home town of Southport is listed though redface

I really like Southport, I can think of a lot worse places
*koff*Kirkby*Koff*
most of essex seems to be in the list rather worryingly
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most of essex seems to be in the list rather worryingly

And you're surprised by this? lol
seems to me my little town was a chav town but apparantly its not no more hooray for tavistock lol
Read the write ups about Coventry and sad to say its all true lol