Do you live in a chav town?

7 May 2005

If so what does it say and is it true?
Ormskirk isn't on there, but Skelmersdale down the road is....If anyone has had the misfortune to ever go there it seems to have got off very lightly lol

"The rotting tomato of the world that is Skem, most notably its ridiculously overchavved shopping centre.
Ah, Skem. How beautiful you look, your concrete attachments like an extra foot attached to the head of a rat. How delicate and sublime is your shopping centre. But wait: there's something on your previously unblemished face:
The Chav, like a great scar, has always inhabited Skem. From its birth (if it may be born: I think a method of creation reminiscent of Mary Shelley springs to mind) it has had the disease of Chavness, compared to other towns who have only just been infected by sleeping around. It is a mini Liverpool. A bit further inland maybe, and no Mersey to go and drown yourself in a drunken and drugged stupor."

7 May 2005

Yep we live in an official chav town.... here's an extract from the entry.
"There are roughly ten pubs in **********. All of them are infested with chavs. The hotspot for the chavs is the JD Wetherspoons pub in the middle of the town centre. The cheap booze attracts them to what would otherwise be a very nice pub, if i do ever visit it i refuse to sit inside as i have discovered over the years that even with their white track-suit bottoms tucked into their socks and their overly large helly hanson coats they do not like the cold and avoid it if they can."
Sad but very true..... lol

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7 May 2005

B*st*rds! They are slagging off xxxxxxxxxx, even mention my best mates pub. mad

Nothing wrong with the*** ****, and my mate ****** is a great bloke.
Not happy about this! :sparring: duel

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Mod edit: and we're not happy that you mentioned a particular town, a particular pub in that town and the name of the bloke who runs it! :x :x :x
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7 May 2005

ahh melton mowbrays a chav town this cant be mad

were all pork pies & hunting .I read what it said & its all true see the little angels all the time seriously think some of them have restricted gene pools.

7 May 2005

Thank God I dont live in a chavtown, it sounds bloody awful. I would imagine that my town (well village) will escape this absurd thing, i hope we never even register on their radar.
OMG i sound like a middle class wanker now.

7 May 2005

Think it means I also come from a Chav Town! :shock:
"Wigan! the north-wests capital for chavs! you find them everywhere usually hanging about on some street corner in Hindley. the young chavs ususally have their week planned out the same.
monday-buy their cigs for the week (the older chavs go in the shop for them because the younger ones cant get served)
Tuesday-meet up with fellow chavs and do some damage of public property
Wednesday-same as tuesday
Thursday- Oh this is a big night for the Chavs and Chavettes of Wigan. They go to Liquid nightclub on king street! all the chavettes dress up (or try to) and go to the under 18s night wer they play dance and RnB. (and of course wigans favorite wigan pier!)
THE WEEKEND-the chavs wait all week for this. all week waggin school so they can save their dinner money to buy ale! But again the older chavs have to go in cz the younger ones cant get served!!!"
Erm, anyone looking to buy an house lol

Sell you one, cheap!

8 May 2005

Yep....'fraid so
Some 'funny' person even has nicknamed it 'Chavildon' ffs!!!!
Alex DJ

8 May 2005

Just checked and NO I dont live in a chav town !!!
Thank god for that !!!

8 May 2005

Quote by blonde
Just checked and NO I dont live in a chav town !!!
Thank god for that !!!

That's only coz no-one has heard of the place where you live, Blonde! biggrin

:D :D

8 May 2005

wait till marya see this
she found a market stall in leeds what just sold chav stuff...she thought it was amazing... i think she a undercover chav really

8 May 2005

YES!! but our town itself isn't listed proper as it's too f'in small. but all the towns surrounding are.
...and we only just found out what chavs are like a week ago. so THAT's why the police are always here.

8 May 2005

Living in the home of the Scallies, yes. Salford is a dump, has always been a dump and will forever be a dump, despite how they try and liven it up.
Didn't see much mention of it on that site though

8 May 2005

oh hell - not only do i live in a chav town, i work in another one!! god help me lol

8 May 2005

My mums from a chav town, my dad is from a chav town, I grew up in a chav town (didnt think it was one) live next to a big chav town but thankfully I now dont live in a chav town,

8 May 2005

we have wannabe chavs, their mums drop them off outside the off licence in their range rovers, they hang about and spit and cause trouble in branded sportswear till bedtime, then they get picked up again. brilliant.

8 May 2005

Quote by 300andy
they hang about and spit

Funny you should mention that, has spitting become fashionable again? I keep seeing people doing it, nasty! sad

8 May 2005

Yup, I live in a chavtown. The little b*****ds can be spotted hanging round outside either of the 2 Maccy Ds my hometown is "blessed" with morning noon and night.

8 May 2005

Unfortunately, Norwich has been overrun with the burberry wearing neanderthals. I think most of them migrated from Yarmouth.

8 May 2005

I help out at my local youth centre and many of the kids their are what a lot of people here would class as 'CHAVS'. They are some of the nicest people I have met and are both polite and grateful when you help them and speak to them like another human being (Something many of them are Alien too). Just because they dress a particular way I think it's really sad and pathetic to make such a sweeping generalization and think of them as scum mad

Give me a bunch of so called 'CHAVS' any day over a group of stuck up idiots who think their better than everyone else!!

8 May 2005

Quote by King Ding A Ling
Give me a bunch of so called 'CHAVS' any day over a group of stuck up idiots who think their better than everyone else!!

I take it you HAVE read the site AUP before you posted this??
rolleyes

8 May 2005

aah i reckon youve got a point there, alot of people confuse the yoof with burberry on as chavs but actual chavs are the ones who recently beat my mate semi conscious with baseball bats for fun. chavvie is origianally a gypsy term for children and the masses have taken this moniker on as their own. there is always going to be hostility between different social groups because of fear of difference and misunderstanding, but theyre all just people at the end of the day, some are scum and some arent.

8 May 2005

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1. What do you call a chav in a box? Innit.
2. What do you call a chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted
3. What do you call a chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe.
4. What do you call an Eskimo chav? Innuinnit.
5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to
watch one fall down a flight of stairs.
6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride.
7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike.
8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut.
9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? What you lookin' at?"
10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it.
11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police.
12. What do you call a chav with 9 GCSE's? A liar.
13. What do you say to a chav with a job? Can I have a big mac please.
14. What do you say to a chav in a suit? Will the defendant please stand?
15. What do you call a knife in chaville? Exhibit A
16. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova seats 4.
17. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny.
18. How many chavs does it take to change a light bulb? One, they'll screw anything.
19. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start.
20. How many chavs does it take to clean a floor? None, "That's some uthver
bleeders job innit."
21. Why did the chav take a shower? He didn't mean to, he just forgot to close the Nova's window in the car wash
22. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever.
23. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner.
24. A bus full of Chavs were driving through Wales. As they were approaching Llanfgogogferrinfourasoch they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town's name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one Chav asked the blonde employee, "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?" - The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrrrr-gerrrrrrr-Kiiiiing."
25. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society.

8 May 2005

Quote by King Ding A Ling
Give me a bunch of so called 'CHAVS' any day over a group of stuck up idiots who think their better than everyone else!!

are you on a excercise of how to win friends and infulence people.........
.......and the likelyhood or you swingingand being invited to any parties in the forums after that "sweeping generalisation" would be......... confused

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dude, way to shoot yourself in the foot!!!!!
sean

8 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider

Give me a bunch of so called 'CHAVS' any day over a group of stuck up idiots who think their better than everyone else!!

are you on a excercise of how to win friends and infulence people.........
.......and the likelyhood or you swingingand being invited to any parties in the forums after that "sweeping generalisation" would be......... confused

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dude, way to shoot yourself in the foot!!!!!
sean
Ehh???
Please explain to me where I have made a sweeping generalisation as I seem to have missed it rolleyes

8 May 2005

Quote by King Ding A Ling
Give me a bunch of so called 'CHAVS' any day over a group of stuck up idiots who think their better than everyone else!!

8 May 2005

Quote by bigDewi69
Give me a bunch of so called 'CHAVS' any day over a group of stuck up idiots who think their better than everyone else!!

i think that would be the one dewi........ my humble assistant...you can be my "debbie magee"

8 May 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
Give me a bunch of so called 'CHAVS' any day over a group of stuck up idiots who think their better than everyone else!!

i think that would be the one dewi........ my humble assistant...you can be my "debbie magee"
But wouldn't that make you Paul "blows his top at American rappers" Daniels?

8 May 2005

Quote by 300andy
aah i reckon youve got a point there, alot of people confuse the yoof with burberry on as chavs but actual chavs are the ones who recently beat my mate semi conscious with baseball bats for fun. chavvie is origianally a gypsy term for children and the masses have taken this moniker on as their own. there is always going to be hostility between different social groups because of fear of difference and misunderstanding, but theyre all just people at the end of the day, some are scum and some arent.

like the ones who make disgusting and threatening comments to me on my walks to and from the bus, or the ones who tried to break into my house or the ones who DID throw a rock thru our window...

8 May 2005

yup my lovely bolton gets in there:
From the most basic of places of Safeway to the more distant necessities of bolton such as the train station, you'll never be more than a few feet away from a good old chav, harrassing you for "10p fert bus cos ah cant gerrome" (almost as if 10p would get you more than 5 metres in a bus)
makes me feel proud!

8 May 2005

Well my town (not by choice) is listed and given a quite thorough whipping:

If I open the windows the smell of weed usually drifts in. Either that or urine. There was even an article on the BBC News website about how many people get beaten up here.