DOES ANYONE ELSE WANK....

3 Nov 2004

When i was courting the exwife she gave me a bj as i was driving her home, (i know its not quite the same), i came just about the time i pulled on to her driveway.
Thats when the security light came on and her dad was stood there and saw her head come up out of my lap.
The rest you can make up for yourselves biggrin

3 Nov 2004

weve done the mutual bit going down the motorway got lots of attention from lorry drivers lol

didnt finish it of tho,would of crashed :grin:

3 Nov 2004

Quote by Libra-Love
:P Nah, never whilst driving. Only as a pillion passanger on a bike

That's so unfair! Can't do it whilst riding the bike. FFS... NOT FAIR!

3 Nov 2004

Saw a video of a guy getting a serious blow job while driving. Then again they had sense to film this in a private driveway, very slowly... As to wanking and driving, well according to Mrs TnH I never leave it alone (true) so does rubbing count dunno

3 Nov 2004

Quote by redstilletto
men wank when there driveing must look out for that next time im out in the car :shock:

Want a lift? wink

3 Nov 2004

Want a lift? wink

:boo: o hops into car
go on corrupt my innocent mind then
:rascal:

3 Nov 2004

Quote by Vix
:P Nah, never whilst driving. Only as a pillion passanger on a bike

That's so unfair! Can't do it whilst riding the bike. FFS... NOT FAIR!
:P Ah....but I'd love to ride pillion with you hun surprised

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3 Nov 2004

Quote by hayleyw2
Does anyone else wank whilst driving then hit tree's or is it just me?
If so what excuse did you use? :!:

Well... there was this one time on the hard shoulder of the M27 ..never hit any trees mind. It was after a little driving and touching cocktail which had to be stopped due to obvious reasons.. so when a nice bit of hard shoulder appeared that was it redface

3 Nov 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Saw a video of a guy getting a serious blow job while driving.

You need a big car, a slim and flexible girl, and nerves of steel. Apparently ;) :angel:
Disclaimer: Don't try this. Seriously. It's a bad idea. Really.

3 Nov 2004

Quote by JonJon
You need a big car

Ah bollocks, that rules out my car, a tiny two seater sporty thing. Actually, it's probably too small for any kind of sex in it. Hmm, I think it needs to be put to the test. Sexy girly volunteers, please? smile

3 Nov 2004

Quote by JonJon
You need a big car

I've got a Land Rover Discovery - its brilliant so long as you get into the back, the front has a really annoying centre console thing that separates the seats too much. Still, its fine when the passenger seat is pushed bak and tilt down too :twisted:
SA
XXX

3 Nov 2004

Quote by hayleyw2
Does anyone else wank whilst driving :!:

All the time biggrin

3 Nov 2004

Quote by SpiritedAway
You need a big car

I've got a Land Rover Discovery - its brilliant so long as you get into the back
How do you manage to get head, and drive, all from the back seat ?? You must have really long arms ! ;)

3 Nov 2004

Quote by zootle
You need a big car

Ah bollocks, that rules out my car, a tiny two seater sporty thing. Actually, it's probably too small for any kind of sex in it. Hmm, I think it needs to be put to the test. Sexy girly volunteers, please? smile

Ok gave a bloke bj in an MR2, the centre console gets in the way a little bit but hey where there is a will .........also managed sex in it too biggrin

Quite often enjoy the thrill of wanking on the motorway, but never actually hit a tree!

4 Nov 2004

Quote by hayleyw2
Women don't do things like that do they I just thought men were wankers :wink:

I have to put my hands up (pardon the pun.) I AM A WANKER. I'M ALSO A WOMAN :shock:
No youve got it all wrong, only men are wankers, although of course women wank.
If your going to wank whilst driving wait till your on the motorway, less trees around!!

4 Nov 2004

Quote by lilacgem
Ok gave a bloke bj in an MR2, the centre console gets in the way a little bit but hey where there is a will .........also managed sex in it too

Hmm, it's an MR2 I have, the mk2 (the model before the convertable version which is now on sale).
Still, I'd like to test it out for myself, so still looking for volunteers, my location is over there on the left smile

4 Nov 2004

yes think everyone does, those that dont they are liers, in fact just thinking of it is giving me a throbbing cock, and there no one here to satisfy it, so what do i do........oh yes i have a WANK!!!!!

4 Nov 2004

Quote by midlandsman1970
When i was courting the exwife she gave me a bj as i was driving her home

It's called a "hands free" kit

4 Nov 2004

Quote by musketeer
When i was courting the exwife she gave me a bj as i was driving her home

It's called a "hands free" kit
lol

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I saw a guy at a site with a miners hat on and I thought that was a hands free kit.
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4 Nov 2004

We have only have a little car but then again we are both little people. Where there's a will there's a way. I have to say, it was a lot more comfortable when we had a bmw.

4 Nov 2004

Quote by Redbird
We have only have a little car but then again we are both little people. Where there's a will there's a way. I have to say, it was a lot more comfortable when we had a bmw.

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My van is a sixteen seater mini bus with the seats in the back removed; just crossed my mind nuff room for a small orgy.
Can you hear the cogs grinding in my head from all the way over there???????
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Deserves its own thread this one hmmmmm!

4 Nov 2004

Great thread !
I love to wank while driving.. I find the seatbelt cuts in a bit though. sad

Also got sticky fingers pleasuring ladies while driving on a few occasions. Makes changing gear a bit tricky though.. haha
So keep up the good work.. And I hope to see a lady with her skirt hitched up one day while I'm driving my big van. ...

4 Nov 2004

yes been there and done that a few times!
you have to get that fine line between driving between the lines of the road, watching out for other cars and trying to controll yourself when you cum lol

Phil

8 Nov 2004

Jeez, I miss so much than goes on here while i'm at work.
I just have to come clean (no pun).
I haven't wanked while driving for a good while.
Bit when I was younger and fuller, I used to have to drive a small truck from Tidworth to somewhere on the coast (can't remember the name now) to fetch petrol from a refinery.
I'm sure it was either the A303 or possibly the A31.
But everytime I got anywhere the vinegar stroke, there'd be a fLucking roundabout to do.
Don't think I ever managed to actually cum.
Reading this thread just made me smile, inside as I thought of halcyon days.
By the way,

Quote by honeyriderx
But also when out horse riding, ya know all that forwards and backwards motion and rubbing on the pommel ops: well it does things to a girl :shock:

Nice to see that finally said outloud, honeyriderx

8 Nov 2004

yep can agree with u there Spirited,would cut out console but nowhere for gears lol,mrs being 5ft 0" doesnt help,so when we play in car we take hers,mondeo,never wank myself get mrs to do it for me lol

8 Nov 2004

Well I don't think I've ever wanked while driving, but I've pulled over to wank a few times. For some reason when I'm really tired and driving I get a hard-on, always have, don't know why, so I take a break and a "relaxer" sometimes.
(Though I did once pull into a country lay-by in a cutting for this purpose and just as things were getting critical I noticed a couple farmers leaning over the fence looking down at me. redface

22 Apr 2005

hayleyw2 wrote:

Does anyone else wank whilst driving

I had a girlfriend who gave me a wank when I was driving. Quite an experience trying to concentrate on the road and her hand. :shock: See ladies, men can do 2 things at once biggrin

While on the subject are have been 2 things I would like an answer on. Why is 'wanker' used in such a derogatory way when we all do it rolleyes

Does it count as a wank when a partner does it for you redface

22 Apr 2005

Having a quick look at the highway code about wanking all I can see so far is its ok provided you give the "appropriate signal and check your mirrors before jerking off" Also only wank in the "distance you can see to be clear and be able to stop and remember you MUST always slow down in bad conditions " You must " Give consideration to other road (ab)users e.g horse riders motorcyclists and pedestrian wankers. Probably not a good idea to wank near schools or children and only wank in front of a police officer when directed to do so. When on the Motorway if you have a excessive or abnormal load you should stop and await a police escort.
ps if you wank on the continent remember to use your other hand.

22 Apr 2005

Quote by hayleyw2
i think everyone does...... :D
although i would love to hear what you told the police and what you are going to put on your insurance claim??????? :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sean xxxxxx

Hav'nt filled the form in yet. gonna mend it myself anyway. Mannaged to get away before the fuz turned up. lol

mmm well at least ya keep it trimmed lol

22 Apr 2005

Quote by zootle
You need a big car

Best car we had for that was my '77 Buick It had a bench seat so your passenger could get real close and do the 'naughties'
No centre console, gear lever or handbrake!!!!!
Alas it rotted away.....and the car as well!!!!!! lol
Alex DJ