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Slemo
Forum Virgin
its that great debate again.
confused does size rally matter? :? .
im new to the site and im trying to get to meet some couples for some adult fun, but most of the intresting ad's are like 9"cock,vvvvvwe, big black cock needed, well hung and so on so im now a bit no pee wee herman and have an good working average sized penis and yet to recieve any complaints. so whats going on guys. im starting to feel sorry for other average joes aint they gonna experience any fun in this life (lol).
Jags
Sex God
Quote by Slemo
its that great debate again.
confused does size rally matter? :? .
im new to the site and im trying to get to meet some couples for some adult fun, but most of the intresting ad's are like 9"cock,vvvvvwe, big black cock needed, well hung and so on so im now a bit no pee wee herman and have an good working average sized penis and yet to recieve any complaints. so whats going on guys. im starting to feel sorry for other average joes aint they gonna experience any fun in this life (lol). tell me what you think coz im starting to think ive wasted my money on this site,somebody prove me wrong

I have very little to offer apart from:
1) you've only been here less than a week
2) don't think that 'somebody prove me wrong' is destined to actually work here.
Others will be along to offer pearls of wisdom any minute now if they're not all out having fun swinging or watching a weekend of sport.
lol
Unknown User
size does matter!
ergo:
I don't
lp
Freckledbird
Sex God
What do I think? It doesn't matter, no.
Ooooooo you said rally - does that mean you're talking about size of cars? Like, rally cars?
Missy
Sex God
Perfect timing for this thread confused Yes size does matter :?
The phone went just now, just as I was about to jump in the shower - so ran downstairs in the nude to answer it, sat talking for a couple of mins :happy:
Then my eldest came back home unexpectedly ....
.... along with her mates :shock:
Must be getting used to this swinging lark - cos I looked at daughters mates, screamed :scared: and covered ................. my stomach :undecided:
Boobs and lou lou flashing away - but noway were they gonna see my stomach!! :shock: they're all such slim mates :?
So yes, size does matter, cos if my bluddy stomach wasn't so big, I'm sure I would've attempted to cover my boobs n lou lou instead :?
Now I've got a daughter (who screamed as loud as I did btw, mates just looked like a row of :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ) who's gone off muttering something about wanting a mother who wasn't embarrassing :undecided:
I better get back upstairs in the shower in case she comes back! rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by Missy
Perfect timing for this thread confused Yes size does matter :?
The phone went just now, just as I was about to jump in the shower - so ran downstairs in the nude to answer it, sat talking for a couple of mins :happy:
Then my eldest came back home unexpectedly ....
.... along with her mates :shock:
Must be getting used to this swinging lark - cos I looked at daughters mates, screamed :scared: and covered ................. my stomach :undecided:
Boobs and lou lou flashing away - but noway were they gonna see my stomach!! :shock: they're all such slim mates :?
So yes, size does matter, cos if my bluddy stomach wasn't so big, I'm sure I would've attempted to cover my boobs n lou lou instead :?
Now I've got a daughter (who screamed as loud as I did btw, mates just looked like a row of :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ) who's gone off muttering something about wanting a mother who wasn't embarrassing :undecided:
I better get back upstairs in the shower in case she comes back! rotflmao

wow missy
Your just lucky she didn't bring a couple of guys home to help with course work!
or even her teacher :shock:
Tony wink
markz
Sex God
size does matter if your on a seesaw...... rolleyes
Echoes7
Sexlightened
Does size matter?...........Well as far as I know, they all fit !!
Echoes
Warmer
Sex God
Quote by LondonPlaything
size does matter!
ergo:
I don't
lp
rolleyes daft bugga passionkiss
Unknown User
Quote by Slemo
confused does size rally matter? :?


YES or NO!
Unknown User
Call me small minded, but YES SIZE MATTERS!!!
LG
helnheaven
Sex God
Does size matter?
Well I suppose it all depends what you intend doing with it wink
Pete_sw
Sex God
Does size matter? dunno
seems like to some it does, to some it don't
probably matters most of all to the person asking the question.
at the end of the day all you need to do is flick on by the 'i want' adverts and find people who are just looking for some sexy fun without all the lables attached.
as it happens, i have a very small JT, but still manage to have loads of fun, so go figure :dunno:
its all down to attitude and perception, if you have a positive attitude, and people perceive you as a decent person, then i really don't think the size of your ( car, wallet, penis, overdraught, company, country you own, house, garage, shed ...... <insert whatever status symbol u like here> ) will make any difference what so ever to you're success or otherwise within the scene, well not with te genuine lifestyle people anyway. We are al aware of the ‘elitist swing scene group for the rich, body beautiful and upwardly mobile’ but you will find few of that sort on this site. In general SH caters for everyone and I’m sure you will ‘fit in’ just dandy.
If at first you don’t suckseed, get a toothless budgie lol
Oh and hello and welcome :lol2:
Unknown User
Depends where you're trying to put it I suppose......
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Missy
Perfect timing for this thread confused Yes size does matter :?
The phone went just now, just as I was about to jump in the shower - so ran downstairs in the nude to answer it, sat talking for a couple of mins :happy:
Then my eldest came back home unexpectedly ....
.... along with her mates :shock:
Must be getting used to this swinging lark - cos I looked at daughters mates, screamed :scared: and covered ................. my stomach :undecided:
Boobs and lou lou flashing away - but noway were they gonna see my stomach!! :shock: they're all such slim mates :?
So yes, size does matter, cos if my bluddy stomach wasn't so big, I'm sure I would've attempted to cover my boobs n lou lou instead :?
Now I've got a daughter (who screamed as loud as I did btw, mates just looked like a row of :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ) who's gone off muttering something about wanting a mother who wasn't embarrassing :undecided:
I better get back upstairs in the shower in case she comes back! rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: What I really like about this is that you've obviously stopped off at the PC before going back upstairs fer ya shower!
Does size matter? Not really - it's the size of the ego that counts more - and that's inversely as well.
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Sarah
Sex God
I think Pete sums up the correct answer for me, (saves me having to write all that out)
Missy:- yet another Missy moment!! lol :lol:
Unknown User
No, no, no, no, no, no...... rolleyes
size doesn't matter.
so there. :P
mazandden
Sex God
Quote by fabioplum
Depends where you're trying to put it I suppose......

I like your thinking fabs!!!!!
wink M xx
Laff_n_Chilli
Orgasminator
Quote by Missy
Perfect timing for this thread confused Yes size does matter :?
The phone went just now, just as I was about to jump in the shower - so ran downstairs in the nude to answer it, sat talking for a couple of mins :happy:
Then my eldest came back home unexpectedly ....
.... along with her mates :shock:
Must be getting used to this swinging lark - cos I looked at daughters mates, screamed :scared: and covered ................. my stomach :undecided:
Boobs and lou lou flashing away - but noway were they gonna see my stomach!! :shock: they're all such slim mates :?
So yes, size does matter, cos if my bluddy stomach wasn't so big, I'm sure I would've attempted to cover my boobs n lou lou instead :?
Now I've got a daughter (who screamed as loud as I did btw, mates just looked like a row of :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: ) who's gone off muttering something about wanting a mother who wasn't embarrassing :undecided:
I better get back upstairs in the shower in case she comes back! rotflmao

your LOULOU>????? rofl
Unknown User
Size does matter...... but to me its the opposite way.... i prefer not to have a vvvvwe guy..... i find i have more fun that way biggrin
fabio
Sex God
size doesn't matter to me...
whether it is a big jar or a little jar....I still hate marmite!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
what???? is that not what we are talking about????
Missy
Sex God
Quote by Angel402007
Size does matter...... but to me its the opposite way.... i prefer not to have a vvvvwe guy..... i find i have more fun that way biggrin

Absolutely :D
If he's gotta search high, low and under the pillows for my boobs that are not as perky as they probably should be :undecided: then let me have a good ol rummage around to find his dick I say, fairs fair!! :lol2:
fem_4_taboo
Sex God
yes size does matter, i dont want something so huge it hurts, or i cant get it in my mouth, and i dont want to meet someone whos said they are average and find out they mean average amongest gnomes.
maybe the people asking for vvvwe have met the guys in the later of that sentance to many times?
when people say "i've had no complaints" well this is not directed at anyone, but do you really think if it was a let down the persons going to say " bye, crap shag tiny willy, hope we dont meet again"?
compliments, complaints.... different strokes different folkes.
its all about friendship and fun here for me, and if sex happens great.
so size does matter, but presonality, honesty and cleanliness does.( a good size smelly willy is not good at all)
xx fem xx
nikkkihughes
Forum Virgin
size is not important !
(as long as its over 6" and nice and hard!)
x
Unknown User
Quote by Stormwalker
It does to some apparently.

That's ridiculous isn't it?
Someone once said to me it's not as much about the size of the man but more about the size of the "wizard's sleeve" :shock: maybe there's some truth in that then? lol
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
It does to some apparently.

That's ridiculous isn't it?
Someone once said to me it's not as much about the size of the man but more about the size of the "wizard's sleeve" :shock: maybe there's some truth in that then? lol
A chuff like a wizards sleeve…Had Fire almost wetting herself the first time she heard that. rotflmao
fabio
Sex God
Quote by fem_4_taboo
when people say "i've had no complaints" well this is not directed at anyone, but do you really think if it was a let down the persons going to say " bye, crap shag tiny willy, hope we dont meet again"?
compliments, complaints.... different strokes different folkes.

I am guilty of one of those using that exact phrase... so I will stop saying it now!!!! redface surprisedops: :oops:
but then again... I have never had the inclination or desire to measure mine (I am beginning to think I am the only bloke in the world who hasn't!!! smile )
what do i tell people... you know when people ask you (and I really didn't think that many people would before being in the scene) When i tell them, it is like i am trying to hide something..... :)
H__x
Sex God
Quote by Stormwalker
It does to some apparently.

:shock:
Surely that's going to cause some damage? I couldn't watch it all, it was making me sqirm too much.
H.x