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Quote by Sarah1448
Libra-Love, get your self ready, I'm on my way round to pick you up, and then we are off to see ES do a replay :twisted: :twisted:

Trouble is that's it for the day once he's cum....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by KcKat
Libra-Love, get your self ready, I'm on my way round to pick you up, and then we are off to see ES do a replay :twisted: :twisted:

Trouble is that's it for the day once he's cum....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Don't you believe it. I'm just getting my second wind, er hurry up girls!!
Now this is truly the meaning of "sharing" innit?

innocent :whistling:
"Does wanking make you think more clearly?"
Well if you ask me, and you didn't, but it was an open question, so maybe you did, and I think I'm fairly clear on that, it's all about the errr, you know, instinctive something, which doesn't mean you have to, although in a way you do, but you can choose to, although it's not really a choice, I mean you choose whether to or not, but not whether to want to if you see what I mean, so it's definitely a conscious thing, but not if you're not thinking about it. I think.
Sorry, what was this thread about again?
Quote by Eagerslut9
Libra-Love, get your self ready, I'm on my way round to pick you up, and then we are off to see ES do a replay :twisted: :twisted:

Trouble is that's it for the day once he's cum....
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
smackbottom :smackbottom:
Don't you believe it. I'm just getting my second wind, er hurry up girls!!
Now this is truly the meaning of "sharing" innit?

innocent :whistling:
Really hunni, you mentioning your flatulence isn't gonna turn on the girls!
Sometimes it does work for me other times it dont.
I used to work away in a gang of 3 blokes and the foreman used to go and have a wank if he was hungover, feeling ill, tired and any other excuse he could think of!
One time he pulled over in the motorway service station saying that he needed to go to the toilet after bout 10 mins i needed to go as well and heard very weird noises coming out of one of the cubicles! When he came back to the van he was very red in the cheeks!!
So although he was a good foreman and bloke he was still a big wanker
According to their recent bookl, Status Quo had a drummer who needed to wank 5 times a day. To facilitate this he set up a screen in the recording studio!!
Just thought id mention it
Quote by foxylady 123
According to their recent bookl, Status Quo had a drummer who needed to wank 5 times a day. To facilitate this he set up a screen in the recording studio!!
Just thought id mention it

Did he play the drums while he did it? lol maybe he beat his peen on the drum. smile
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Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:
Quote by johnneuk1
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Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Quote by luv2lick
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Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
Quote by foxylady 123
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Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented wink
Quote by johnneuk1
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Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented wink
Ok so lets talk about /Einsteins enery/ mass relation feel free to develop ethe relation to mass in relation to the suns loss of mass per second and ill tell you if your correct.
Quote by foxylady 123
biggrin
Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented wink
Ok so lets talk about /Einsteins enery/ mass relation feel free to develop ethe relation to mass in relation to the suns loss of mass per second and ill tell you if your correct.
You always so lucid when you are pissed?
I can talk about Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you prefer?
Quote by foxylady 123
I can talk about Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you prefer?

You know me I,d prefer the bolshevik revolution of 1917
Quote by foxylady 123
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Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented wink
Ok so lets talk about /Einsteins enery/ mass relation feel free to develop ethe relation to mass in relation to the suns loss of mass per second and ill tell you if your correct.
Is this the stuff about the suns mass curving space-time and so an object may appear to be from or moving in one direction but are in fact distorted?
Quote by zorbotic
I can talk about Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you prefer?

You know me I,d prefer the bolshevik revolution of 1917
so tell us, give us the benefit or your eyewitness report
Quote by foxylady 123
I can talk about Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you prefer?

You know me I,d prefer the bolshevik revolution of 1917
so tell us, give us the benefit or your eyewitness report
Now..........i know you are pissed...........but you know im not that old
Quote by foxylady 123
biggrin
Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented wink
Ok so lets talk about /Einsteins enery/ mass relation feel free to develop ethe relation to mass in relation to the suns loss of mass per second and ill tell you if your correct.
:D ok you asked for it :idea:
,the more mass there is the more energy is needed to release the mass ,if the mass is released with enough energy,it covers the window thus reducing the sun,light being absorbed this can take only seconds or hours rolleyes
Quote by foxylady 123
I can talk about Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you prefer?

You know me I,d prefer the bolshevik revolution of 1917
so tell us, give us the benefit or your eyewitness report
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!
:confused: :confused:
Can someone give me a pat on the head please? dunno
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Quote by johnneuk1
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Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented wink
Ok so lets talk about /Einsteins enery/ mass relation feel free to develop ethe relation to mass in relation to the suns loss of mass per second and ill tell you if your correct.
:D ok you asked for it :idea:
,the more mass there is the more energy is needed to release the mass ,if the mass is released with enough energy,it covers the window thus reducing the sun,light being absorbed this can take only seconds or hours rolleyes
working on that theory a bigger cock needs more force to release the cum?
im off to bed im pissed. why would anyone reply to such a crappy post?
Quote by foxylady 123
biggrin
Einstien developed his theory of relativity while wanking E= ......................ERECTION=MY COME squirted :idea:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Actually its E = E=mc2
you cant just go round droping the square bit!!
And are we talking about his general theory or special theory. I just wont be able to sleep tonight ( so whats new) for worrying about this!!!
:D was still in developement when he came up with this one,who he came up is not documented wink
Ok so lets talk about /Einsteins enery/ mass relation feel free to develop ethe relation to mass in relation to the suns loss of mass per second and ill tell you if your correct.
:D ok you asked for it :idea:
,the more mass there is the more energy is needed to release the mass ,if the mass is released with enough energy,it covers the window thus reducing the sun,light being absorbed this can take only seconds or hours rolleyes
working on that theory a bigger cock needs more force to release the cum?
im off to bed im pissed. why would anyone reply to such a crappy post? :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: clearly drink dosn,t :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :scared:
Quote by foxylady 123
I can talk about Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle if you prefer?

how on earth can a conversation about wanking digress onto matrix and quantum mechanics?
well, partical physics stimulates the mind and your avatar stimulates the body!