Does wanking make you think more clearly?

8 Jan 2005

OR
Turn you into a wanker?
I ask this in all seriousness 'cos this morning I had a very difficult decision to make, ie to stay in bed longer or to get up. I couldn't make up my mind so I thought I'd have a wank instead.
Blow me, next thing is I found myself out of bed and, er, on the floor.
Simple innit? Choice was made for me.
So, where does this leave me? Am I just indecisive, a wanker, or an indecisive wanker?
:shock: :shock: :shock: redface

ops: :oops: dunno

Careful now, I'm spoiling for a fight if anyone calls me a wanker! duel

:kick: :sparring:
:twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

Dunno if it makes me think more clearly but it is my last resort get myself out of bed technique..Job done...gotta get up and clean up! ..works every time! biggrin

8 Jan 2005

tosser :roll:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
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I ask this in all seriousness 'cos this morning I had a very difficult decision to make, ie to stay in bed longer or to get up. I couldn't make up my mind so I thought I'd have a wank instead.
Blow me, next thing is I found myself out of bed and, er, on the floor.
Simple innit? Choice was made for me.
So, where does this leave me? Am I just indecisive, a wanker, or an indecisive wanker?
:shock: :shock: :shock: ops: :oops:
Careful now, I'm spoiling for a fight if anyone calls me a wanker! :kick: :sparring:
:twisted: :twisted:

:smackbottom:
You ended up on the floor cause I didn't want you to make a mess on the sheets (or me!!!!) :dunno:
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

I wouldn't call you a wanker.
No
I've another choice word reserved for you :lol2:
Also begins with a W.
Layby whore yes....wanker...well can I see? :twisted:
rotflmao

8 Jan 2005

It is certainly a great stress reliever and can help you relax enough to think more clearly, however....
Do you really need to debate it?! wink

Have a wank for wanks sake! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

8 Jan 2005

Is that where im going wrong?
No wonder my minds been so fuddled this week!!
(Goes off in search of vib and bannister)

8 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Is that where im going wrong?
No wonder my minds been so fuddled this week!!
(Goes off in search of vib and bannister)

:twisted: need a hand,or more wink

8 Jan 2005

Well, I wasnt gonna have one this afternoon...but now I have just seen Foxy's fine ass .... rolleyes

:twisted: :twisted:
I think therefore I wank...

8 Jan 2005

Cant find any damned batteries!!

8 Jan 2005

:doh:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by foxylady 123
Cant find any damned batteries!!

Here...found them for you... lol

8 Jan 2005

ES,
How did you manage to fall out of bed???, clearly you need more practice so you stay in bed lol

8 Jan 2005

I hope you washed your hands before you typed this .

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
ES,
How did you manage to fall out of bed???, clearly you need more practice so you stay in bed

He had a bit of help from my left foot
:twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by KcKat
ES,
How did you manage to fall out of bed???, clearly you need more practice so you stay in bed

He had a bit of help from my left foot
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh, you rotter, why kick him out, you could have helped him :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
ES,
How did you manage to fall out of bed???, clearly you need more practice so you stay in bed

He had a bit of help from my left foot
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh, you rotter, why kick him out, you could have helped him :twisted: :twisted:
Or watched :twisted:
Or invited me to watch :twisted: :twisted:
Or just invited me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

I always find a good wnk helps to clear my head maybe not completely but really is good for a bit of stress relief!
Not been at it much the past week though well not as much as usual anyway!

8 Jan 2005

:idea:

8 Jan 2005

That's some vigorous, aggressive wanking that you end up on the floor!!!!! I'm disturbed...
...... Marya discreetly removes ES off her To Do list .....

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
ES,
How did you manage to fall out of bed???, clearly you need more practice so you stay in bed

He had a bit of help from my left foot
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh, you rotter, why kick him out, you could have helped him :twisted: :twisted:
Or watched :twisted:
Or invited me to watch :twisted: :twisted:
Or just invited me :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
biggrin

premature ejaculation me thinks rolleyes

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
ES,
How did you manage to fall out of bed???, clearly you need more practice so you stay in bed

He had a bit of help from my left foot
:twisted: :twisted:
Oh, you rotter, why kick him out, you could have helped him :twisted: :twisted:
I was still in the flipping handcuffs..... :scared:

8 Jan 2005

Stop, stop, STOP!
Now I'm really jelous.
You where handcuffed and kicked him out of bed?
Now seriously what's wrong with this picture?
Oh to be handcuffed..... :grin:

8 Jan 2005

Kicked out of bed, helped, watched?
Oooooooooooh hooooooooooooo!!
I have the solution girls. Why don't you all come round to my layby and we'll take it from there. Live Action replay? wink

:wink: :bounce: :bounce:
redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
:twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

As a long-term wanker, all I would say is ................

Can people please use a larger font??!!!!!

8 Jan 2005

Just getting me car keys then :twisted:
Fuck, twat sold it! redface

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Stop, stop, STOP!
Now I'm really jelous.
You where handcuffed and kicked him out of bed?
Now seriously what's wrong with this picture?
Oh to be handcuffed..... :grin:

Quote by Libra-Love
Just getting me car keys then :twisted:
Fuck, twat sold it!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

8 Jan 2005

Libra-Love, get your self ready, I'm on my way round to pick you up, and then we are off to see ES do a replay :twisted: :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

Whoa-hoo. :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I'm ready, just taking me clothes off :twisted:

8 Jan 2005

Quote by Libra-Love
Stop, stop, STOP!
Now I'm really jelous.
You where handcuffed and kicked him out of bed?
Now seriously what's wrong with this picture?
Oh to be handcuffed..... :grin:

Oooooh isnt that the same as the beginning of Stephen King's Gerald's Game?....better be careful ! :shock: