What are the essential bedtime bits n bobs for the perfect evening of rumpy-pumpy.
What do you rate as:
Best toy for him?
Best toy for her?
The most versatile sex toy?
The most luscious lube or lotion?
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc)
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)
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Quote by PoloLady
What are the essential bedtime bits n bobs for the perfect evening of rumpy-pumpy.
What do you rate as:
Best toy for him?
A female body
Best toy for her?
Pulsatron :inlove:
The most versatile sex toy?
Pulsatron :inlove:
The most luscious lube or lotion?
Baby Oil :smitten:
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc)
Honey, Syrup or melted chocolate. :lickface:
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?
The perfect one does'nt exist. They're all horrid.
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)
Rope :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
What are the essential bedtime bits n bobs for the perfect evening of rumpy-pumpy.
What do you rate as:
Best toy for him?
Nice legs and a great arse..
Best toy for her?
Me of course..
The most versatile sex toy?
Still me.. but open to offers..
The most luscious lube or lotion?
If you have to ask you really don't play lol..
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc)
A bag of revels..
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?
Durex ultima..
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)
The next door neighbours wife
Best toy for him? errrr, me? i dunno...ive got one of those vibrating cock rings but its never had rave reviews 
Best toy for her? yup, the pulsatron.
The most versatile sex toy? as above. it can do all kinds that little thing.
The most luscious lube or lotion? liquid silk. or eros glide.
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc) ive never tried any!
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?those durex tingle ones are quite nice but any will do for me, im not the one wearing it ;)
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc) yes all of those please
Best toy for her? yup, the pulsatron.
The most versatile sex toy? as above. it can do all kinds that little thing.
The most luscious lube or lotion? liquid silk. or eros glide.
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc) ive never tried any!
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?those durex tingle ones are quite nice but any will do for me, im not the one wearing it ;)
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc) yes all of those please
Best toy for him? Solo got to be a fleshlight
Best toy for her? Tried loads, apparently its me...
The most versatile sex toy? Liberator shapes, we use them in the lounge as chairs and the bedroom for other things...
The most luscious lube or lotion? Not into lotions
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc) As above
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)? The durex plastic rather than latex ones whose name escapes me. Tingle not bad either.
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc) Blindfold, but a pillow does just as well and helps cut out noise as well
Best toy for her? Tried loads, apparently its me...
The most versatile sex toy? Liberator shapes, we use them in the lounge as chairs and the bedroom for other things...
The most luscious lube or lotion? Not into lotions
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc) As above
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)? The durex plastic rather than latex ones whose name escapes me. Tingle not bad either.
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc) Blindfold, but a pillow does just as well and helps cut out noise as well
I have a Gladstone bag with specially for the purpose of holding some odds and sods all together for fun times...
however... Im shyyyy, and *forget* to reach for implements! (fool!)...
Must remember to have the G-Bag out in plain view... in easy reach....
or just bloody well tip the lot out and scatter all the gubbins in the arena!
lp
however... Im shyyyy, and *forget* to reach for implements! (fool!)...
Must remember to have the G-Bag out in plain view... in easy reach....
or just bloody well tip the lot out and scatter all the gubbins in the arena!
lp
Quote by PoloLady
Best toy for him?
Butt plug (size may vary depending on how greedy his bum-hole is)
Best toy for her?
Spiro (oh the ribs n ridges)
The most versatile sex toy?
RoboCock - smooth, classic and powerful
The most luscious lube or lotion?
Currently strawberry and kiwi ID
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc)
VanillaFudge Nipple Dip
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?
Mates natural - seem to go on the best
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)
Blindfold and cuffs
Best toy for him? - Strapon (+ gag! 
)
Best toy for her? - Strapon.
The most versatile sex toy? - Topcat Seven Sins Vibrator.
The most luscious lube or lotion? - Durex Play.
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc) - My latest fad is dipping ice cubes in Baileys and chasing the drips.
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)? - Well I use Durex flavoured condoms on my strapon/dildos.
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc) - Either my leather wrist to thigh restraints or some good old fashioned rope.
)Best toy for her? - Strapon.
The most versatile sex toy? - Topcat Seven Sins Vibrator.
The most luscious lube or lotion? - Durex Play.
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc) - My latest fad is dipping ice cubes in Baileys and chasing the drips.
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)? - Well I use Durex flavoured condoms on my strapon/dildos.
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc) - Either my leather wrist to thigh restraints or some good old fashioned rope.
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
Best toy for him?
Soft jelly strap-on!
Best toy for her?
Soft jelly strap-on! hornier than a dog with two dicks! :rascal:
The most versatile sex toy?
Soft jelly strap-on! :twisted:
The most luscious lube or lotion?
Passante TLC - not that exciting, but does what it says on the tin, and absolutely free in large quantities down the gay village.
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc)
stawberries and cream - better than anything i've found in Pulse & Cocktails. ;)
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?
Passante Naturelle. a condom's a condom's a condom, and they come free with the lube.
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)
Shibari rope tying. just wish i was better at the knots.
n x x x ;)
Sex God
Best toy for him?moi
Best toy for her?mouth and all the bits inside it
The most versatile sex toy?an adventurous mind
The most luscious lube or lotion?all sources of wetness are good
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc)had a very good experience with coconut mushrooms recently ..let them warm up a coconut bits get in all sorts of little places,and is a devil to get out! :twisted:
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?got to try some more out..in the interests of science you understand
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)string...
Best toy for her?mouth and all the bits inside it
The most versatile sex toy?an adventurous mind
The most luscious lube or lotion?all sources of wetness are good
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc)had a very good experience with coconut mushrooms recently ..let them warm up a coconut bits get in all sorts of little places,and is a devil to get out! :twisted:
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)?got to try some more out..in the interests of science you understand
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)string...
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
What are the essential bedtime bits n bobs for the perfect evening of rumpy-pumpy.
What do you rate as:
Best toy for him? Strap on... or so I'm told!
Best toy for her? Hmmm... I'm a bit short on inspiration here, need to go to the toy shop pronto methinks!!
The most versatile sex toy? Dunno... although my collar is always fun!
The most luscious lube or lotion? Used to be a big fan of Wet Platinum... not seen it around lately
The ultimate teasing tasty treat (flavoured nipple gel, choccie body paint, etc) Hmmm.. not sure
The perfect penis wrapping (condom)? Not too bothered as long as he wears one... although Trojans bring back some fun memories!?!
The most exiting extra (blindfold, whip, ropes, etc)At the mo... my crop and bondage rope
Sex God
Damn!! I thought Pololady was back for a minute then!! And when I saw T'n'H .... lost friends....
Dammit!!
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Dammit!!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Damn!! I thought Pololady was back for a minute then!! And when I saw T'n'H .... lost friends....
Dammit!!
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sorry.... was searching through old threads - thought this one looked worth a resurrect!
Sorry :cry: didn't mean to upset you tune...
Sex God
And me too
Oh and theres a thread somewhere wanting to know who that Susan Fortawhotsit is, cant spell had severalteen drinkies anyways, I reckon its Mrs Polo!
Oh and theres a thread somewhere wanting to know who that Susan Fortawhotsit is, cant spell had severalteen drinkies anyways, I reckon its Mrs Polo!
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
And me too
Oh and theres a thread somewhere wanting to know who that Susan Fortawhotsit is, cant spell had severalteen drinkies anyways, I reckon its Mrs Polo!
Nah, it's not - really it's not!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
And me too
Oh and theres a thread somewhere wanting to know who that Susan Fortawhotsit is, cant spell had severalteen drinkies anyways, I reckon its Mrs Polo!
Nah, it's not - really it's not!
Ohhhhh Mrs.....its YOU!!!!!! :lol:
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
And me too
Oh and theres a thread somewhere wanting to know who that Susan Fortawhotsit is, cant spell had severalteen drinkies anyways, I reckon its Mrs Polo!
Nah, it's not - really it's not!
Ohhhhh Mrs.....its YOU!!!!!! :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
And me too
Oh and theres a thread somewhere wanting to know who that Susan Fortawhotsit is, cant spell had severalteen drinkies anyways, I reckon its Mrs Polo!
Nah, it's not - really it's not!
Ohhhhh Mrs.....its YOU!!!!!! :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Did I win?? Go on, tell me I won :bounce: :bounce:
You can tell me off for bin in the wrong thread tomorrow when I sober up a bit
Sex God
Quote by helnheaven
And me too
Oh and theres a thread somewhere wanting to know who that Susan Fortawhotsit is, cant spell had severalteen drinkies anyways, I reckon its Mrs Polo!
Nah, it's not - really it's not!
Ohhhhh Mrs.....its YOU!!!!!! :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Did I win?? Go on, tell me I won :bounce: :bounce:
You can tell me off for bin in the wrong thread tomorrow when I sober up a bit
No honey, you didn't win - but I'm the booby prize if that's any good?
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
And me too
Oh and theres a thread somewhere wanting to know who that Susan Fortawhotsit is, cant spell had severalteen drinkies anyways, I reckon its Mrs Polo!
Nah, it's not - really it's not!
Ohhhhh Mrs.....its YOU!!!!!! :lol:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Did I win?? Go on, tell me I won :bounce: :bounce:
You can tell me off for bin in the wrong thread tomorrow when I sober up a bit
No honey, you didn't win - but I'm the booby prize if that's any good?
Tut, I never get it right!
You a booby prize? Never, ever
Dont mention boobys when Im ine ineb inibr
DRUNK!
Sex God
I'm a booby 
Sex God
Quote by Pete_sw
I'm a booby
Nah, your just a tit
Sorry, couldnt resist that
