Dreams

22 Mar 2004

Someone just wished me the sweetest, and dirtiest, of dreams so it got me thinking - what are your sweetest dreams?? Or aren't they sweet? No nightmares please cos we all have the same ones - falling out of control etc etc.
I can lie and dream and KNOW that I am dreaming and not want to wake up out of it - but at the point when I am half asleep-half dreaming is always the point when the sensation of my bladder needing attention occurs too - guess which one wins!!
However - sweet dreams please? You'll find mine if you look left for the title 'Office Mendacity' wink

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22 Mar 2004

Nicest dream I can remember had me rolling around in the hay (literally) with three lesbians. Unfortunately, I was awoken just before the crucial moment by the almighty crash of something falling over in another room! rolleyes

A few months ago I had a really nice dream though; I dreamed I got married and went to Rome on my honeymoon! Except for some reason the Sydney Opera House was in Rome. And my Dad was staying at the same hotel. I woke up, realised I wasn't married, and started to cry because I missed my dream-wife so much. :cry:

22 Mar 2004

I don't generally have sweet dreams. Mine are quite mundane.
The scariest was reading a book before going to sleep. It was a great book. I managed to fall asleep while reading, and continued the story in my dream.
The next morning I woke up, and reached for the book so I could continue reading. It wasn't there. I searched my entire bedroom. It wasn't there. Then I remembered: I hadn't been reading the night before. The whole thing was a dream.
That scared me. I was so convinced that a dream was real that I'd spent fifteen minutes searching for a book that never existed. How many times has that happened without me finding out? How much of my life never happened?

22 Mar 2004

Keep drinking the water John... that's just about the scariest thing I've heard this century!
Talking of drinking - I've got that McLaren Vale 'Stump Hill' Shiraz open - really juicy and tasty it is too. Might get some more. redface

x

22 Mar 2004

drinking Hardys Chardonnay smile

22 Mar 2004

Quote by MrFC
drinking Hardys Chardonnay

ah the old Chardonnay.. I've got a record called 'Rothbury Chardonnay Queen' in my collection - it's good too! Hope that doesn't give away who I am..... redface

Anyway - today the Stump Hill is very very tasty - did anyone see the Question of Sport out takes programme where Razor Ruddick keeps on repeating 'stump' to Sue Barker???
lol

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22 Mar 2004

My daughter bought her old man two bottles of wine, beautifully wrapped and tied with ribbon. I opened them tenderly, thinking how, despite all the rows, disagreements and anxious years, she'd grown into a kind, caring and considerate young woman:
She'd bought me one bottle of 'OLD FART'' and one bottle of 'OLD GIT sad

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22 Mar 2004

:rotflmao: kiss

22 Mar 2004

My sweetest dreams are being back at my Mother's bedside as she lay dying, only THIS time she wakes up from the coma and tells me she loves me too...

22 Mar 2004

Quote by Heather
My sweetest dreams are being back at my Mother's bedside as she lay dying, only THIS time she wakes up from the coma and tells me she loves me too...

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I never remember dreams very well but I have had the occassional erotic one which were very sweet. They never involve Fred though..........wonder why? :sleeping:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

22 Mar 2004

Because you're not into scat, Wilma?
Sorry.

22 Mar 2004

Quote by DJohn
Because you're not into scat, Wilma?
Sorry.

You deserve this :kick:
Now show me how sorry you are!!!! lol

Love
Wilma
x x x x

23 Mar 2004

Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Now show me how sorry you are!!!!

There aren't enough emoticons for that! kiss

:therethere: passionkiss

23 Mar 2004

I had a dream where a character called bear from bear in the big blue house-if you have little children or a childish hubby you might know him,bumped into dave gilmour of Pink Floyd fame in a small record shop in were both looking for the same they agreed to do a joint gig at Knebworth and and did a 20 minute version of the bear cha cha cha-something he sings when he's in a really good mood confused

What the hell was going on there :?:
I don't normally remember dreams is that a good thing-probably

24 Mar 2004

This is more one of those half-dreams that pop into your head when you're just dozing off to sleep (or, as I was, enduring a very restless night)...
Last night I dreamed I was a professional footballer. Okay, you might say, but every body-part played for a different club. Left leg was a midfielder for Chelsea, right leg a striker at York, my hands were the Birmingham City goalkeeper, etc... :!: