drunk in charge of an SH keyboard ?

1 May 2005

Never
Not me
Nope
innocent

1 May 2005

Yep it happened to me last Thursday night I think, I was in the chatroom and the keys kept moving, it was NOT anything to do with the operator at all. rolleyes

1 May 2005

Quote by Rainbows
In light of Debbs' slight (and unnecessary) embarassment today - I was wondering how many of us can admit to being "drunk" and in charge of an SH keyboard? (i.e - over the limit and posting crap :P ). I know I have been on more than one occasion!! Most recently this Sunday gone after the rugby. ops: . Next day I deleted some PM's without even looking at them becuase I didn't want to see what I had said!!! :oops:
And I really do need to apologise to someone, but am too scared to!!! So maybe she'll work out who she is and accept this publicly :oops: )
I reckon we've all done it haven't we? Please someone say "yes"!!!!! :?

I'll deffo own up to this! And even if the message doesn't give it away, the typos does. Trouble is the uneven relationship I have with the booze. It doesn't love me, but I love it!
Bloody typical innit?

13 May 2005

Quote by Rainbows
In light of Debbs' slight (and unnecessary) embarassment today - I was wondering how many of us can admit to being "drunk" and in charge of an SH keyboard? (i.e - over the limit and posting crap :P ). I know I have been on more than one occasion!! Most recently this Sunday gone after the rugby. ops: . Next day I deleted some PM's without even looking at them becuase I didn't want to see what I had said!!! :oops:
And I really do need to apologise to someone, but am too scared to!!! So maybe she'll work out who she is and accept this publicly :oops: )
I reckon we've all done it haven't we? Please someone say "yes"!!!!! :?

I am trying, I really am drinkies

Watch this space rolleyes

13 May 2005

I just drank a bittle of wine and still feel sober. Should I just write my normal rubbish?

13 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
I just drank a bittle of wine and still feel sober. Should I just write my normal rubbish?

No, open another bottle drinkies

13 May 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
I just drank a bittle of wine and still feel sober. Should I just write my normal rubbish?

No, open another bottle drinkies

If you had red, now you should have white. or vica ciiva vre. - t;other way up !
Drunk in charge of an SH keyboard???
Who would do such a thing???

13 May 2005

I'll try and fine one. Will beer or spirits do if I can't?
(PS James Bond just won again - does he ever lose?

13 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
I'll try and fine one. Will beer or spirits do if I can't?
(PS James Bond just won again - does he ever lose?)

Spirits and what game was James Blonde playing? dunno

13 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
I'll try and fine one. Will beer or spirits do if I can't?

Try John Smith's Extra Smooth, with a vodka screamer as chaser.
Oh - and that rule about not mixing the grape and the grain?
Old wives tale. Just ignore it.

13 May 2005

Oooh no! Whisky with ice for me. Now, how does one stand up?

13 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
Oooh no! Whisky with ice for me. Now, how does one stand up?

Wait until tomorrow, Usually works for me

13 May 2005

Which way is up, by the way?

13 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
Which way is up, by the way?

If your dribble 'n drool is going upyour nose - you're the wrong way up.

13 May 2005

!em llet uoy woN

13 May 2005

'Bows - I can't remember the last time I was drunk! :shock:
:doh: *smokerjim shuffles off muttering, as he ponders what excuse he can use, now he has blown his own cover*

13 May 2005

im very drunk now and trying to sober up col has left me too it so im all alone so i thought id retire to the laptop so u can read all my non interseting points!!!
the thing is when you are drunk u tend to just write and write and you dont even think what your writing plus your trying to watch the t.v and eat your kabab....................................................im doing it now arnt i??? redface

13 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
im very drunk now and trying to sober up col has left me too it so im all alone so i thought id retire to the laptop so u can read all my non interseting points!!!
the thing is when you are drunk u tend to just write and write and you dont even think what your writing plus your trying to watch the t.v and eat your kabab....................................................im doing it now arnt i???

Haven't noticed anything different lol

If I'm drunk and in charge of a keyboard, anywhere, I tend to type what I think rather than what I should say. Have ended up in many compromising situations with many apologies to other people on different boards previously. Hence why I don't drink any more (in excess) surprised

ops:

13 May 2005

Whatever you do, don't drop your kebab on the keybaord..... You wouldn't want to get sticky fingers!

13 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
Whatever you do, don't drop your kebab on the keybaord..... You wouldn't want to get sticky fingers!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it wouldnt be the first time!!!!! garlic mayonase it horrible to get off the keyboard!!!!
Garlic mayonase!.............no wonder col has gone bed :lol: redface

and ill have you know all my topics and views expressed are of high interest and erm..................interest!!!! biggrin

:shock:

13 May 2005

have i already replied to this topic ?? lolol

13 May 2005

Quote by bailiffs
Whatever you do, don't drop your kebab on the keybaord..... You wouldn't want to get sticky fingers!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it wouldnt be the first time!!!!! garlic mayonase it horrible to get off the keyboard!!!!
Garlic mayonase!.............no wonder col has gone bed :lol: redface

and ill have you know all my topics and views expressed are of high interest and erm..................interest!!!! biggrin

:shock:
garlic mayonase!? garlic mayonase!? Oh, all right then. What about the ghurkins?

13 May 2005

Quote by Mac69
Whatever you do, don't drop your kebab on the keybaord..... You wouldn't want to get sticky fingers!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: it wouldnt be the first time!!!!! garlic mayonase it horrible to get off the keyboard!!!!
Garlic mayonase!.............no wonder col has gone bed :lol: redface

and ill have you know all my topics and views expressed are of high interest and erm..................interest!!!! biggrin

:shock:
garlic mayonase!? garlic mayonase!? Oh, all right then. What about the ghurkins?
mmmmmmmm their heaven too, and onion I LOVER DA ONION!!!! :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:

13 May 2005

ooh! fried? fried onions are simply mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

14 May 2005

Right I'm happy to report the key are behaving themselves and are all in the correct order,
but they are going out drinking tonight so who knows what may happen lol

14 May 2005

Quote by Rainbows
In light of Debbs' slight (and unnecessary) embarassment today - I was wondering how many of us can admit to being "drunk" and in charge of an SH keyboard? (i.e - over the limit and posting crap :P ). I know I have been on more than one occasion!! Most recently this Sunday gone after the rugby. ops: . Next day I deleted some PM's without even looking at them becuase I didn't want to see what I had said!!! :oops:
And I really do need to apologise to someone, but am too scared to!!! So maybe she'll work out who she is and accept this publicly :oops: )
I reckon we've all done it haven't we? Please someone say "yes"!!!!! :?

Yes!! Did anyone get the number of that bus that hit me, or is it the bottle of wine Mrs TnH plied me with ...
Advance apology for any crap I post tonight :crazy:

14 May 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
For The Benefit Of The Tape .................................... "no comment"
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