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curious_karrie
Sexlightened
The things you find on ebay....and for only 50p.....what a bargain
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Quote by curious_karrie
The things you find on ebay....and for only 50p.....what a bargain

great Curious hope Carpi see this!!
dillon1002
Warming the Bed
some ppl will sell anything.
Unknown User
Good one! smile
Carpathian will get a good laugh out of that curious_karrie.
I know I did lol :lol:
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Carpy already has one, it was invading all the girl's cleavage at the Mids munch (Dawn_Mids nearly suffocated it). I think it needs a mate so he definitely needs another.
Good spot Karrie!! biggrin
Steve xxxx
Carpathian
Orgasminator
Blimey !
You go away for an hour or two to do all the chores you were going to do over the weekend (but didn't due to this place !) and come back to this !
Oh, and as of 6:05pm, I'm now the highest bidder with one day to go !! :twisted:
Just one question, Karrie, how do you chance across something like that ?! lol
Carpathian (and a very excited Duckpathian)
DJohn
Sex God
Is Duckpathian male or female? I'd guess male, given the choice of nesting places at the munch.
Is this new one female or male? How do you tell? Maybe soon Carpathian will be the proud owner of a whole family.
Carpathian
Orgasminator
Mr Duckpathian has often commented that he wanted a chance to have a good duck.......
At least I think thats what he was quacking.....
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Carpi, I have a shop here that sells these for under £1. I could get you a bath full of them!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Heather
Sex God
Never mind, Carpy... you never know, someone may come along and outbid you! It happens to me all the time. evil
Hxx
WilmaFlintstone
Sex God
Carpi, I will go and buy you some and deliver them personally.
You can write your number on the bottom and leave them as calling cards!!! lol
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Quote by WilmaFlintstone
Carpi, I will go and buy you some <...> You can write your number on the bottom and leave them as calling cards!!! lol

Carpathian
Approaches gorgeous girlie type person.
"Fancy a duck?".
Stunning Girlie
Starts to stretch her arm back, preparing a roundhouse style left hook which would make Mike Tyson look like a woos.
Carpathian
Produces cute purple duck from behind his back and smiles.
The ice is broken and Carpathian is half-way there already.