What is the worst thing to get caught with in your shopping trolley?
Is there something you just hate having to buy because of the funny looks you think you will get or it makes you break out in a cold sweat when someone you know comes up behind you at the check-out?
Have you ever meant to put something on a separate receipt and forgot (I did buy Durex Play lubricant on my corporate credit card once by mistake)
I think I have embarrassed more checkout personnel than myself. There have been a few occasions where a few bottles of wine, nibbles etc have gone through and the checkout person has made an innocent comment “Someone will be entertaining this weekend” only for them to go slightly scarlet in the cheeks as they then scan the 3 for 2 offer 12 pack condoms.
I am quite happy to buy glycerine suppositories, condoms and KY gel in one transaction – yet I have a friend that insists on going to different pharmacies for each purchase.
So are you a shy shopper or a bold buyer?
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Sex God
bold shopper for me.....mrs cream is a bag of nerves,once had some ky in the trolley along with the weekly shop when we got to the checkout she went and waited in the car. doesn't bother me one little bit what people think......
I consider myself a bold shopper but I do feel sorry for the cashiers at times.
Looking back I thnk the only time that might have been slightly strange was when the cahsier was scanning lubricant and condoms only to then have to scan some crayons and a coloring book I had picked up for my son. She just paused, looked slowly up at me, slowly down at my assortment and then shook her head as if to say 'It takes all sorts'.
Looking back I thnk the only time that might have been slightly strange was when the cahsier was scanning lubricant and condoms only to then have to scan some crayons and a coloring book I had picked up for my son. She just paused, looked slowly up at me, slowly down at my assortment and then shook her head as if to say 'It takes all sorts'.
I get my shopping delivered as I don't drive. I had a very embarrassed driver recently when they had subbed Durex Tingle with another brand and the poor man had to tell me.
Also stocked up on condoms during a buy-one-get-one-free offer for a friend who was having a party. Again, the delivery driver could not stop looking at me and smirking.
I love making drivers go red. It's fun.
xxxx
Also stocked up on condoms during a buy-one-get-one-free offer for a friend who was having a party. Again, the delivery driver could not stop looking at me and smirking.
I love making drivers go red. It's fun.
xxxx
OMG no - i cringe at the thought 
I even looked guilty this morning - expecting a delivery of rather a nice bondage suit - the post man knocked and handed this brown parcel over - to which i signed for whilst he stood smiling and wished me merry xmas - i fear i looked a little tomatoish because i was positive he knew what it was !!!!! After all that, it was a xmas pressy for the kids :shock:
Mr J does come in handy at times
I even looked guilty this morning - expecting a delivery of rather a nice bondage suit - the post man knocked and handed this brown parcel over - to which i signed for whilst he stood smiling and wished me merry xmas - i fear i looked a little tomatoish because i was positive he knew what it was !!!!! After all that, it was a xmas pressy for the kids :shock:
Mr J does come in handy at times
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
What is the worst thing to get caught with in your shopping trolley?
Is there something you just hate having to buy because of the funny looks you think you will get or it makes you break out in a cold sweat when someone you know comes up behind you at the check-out?
Have you ever meant to put something on a separate receipt and forgot (I did buy Durex Play lubricant on my corporate credit card once by mistake)
I think I have embarrassed more checkout personnel than myself. There have been a few occasions where a few bottles of wine, nibbles etc have gone through and the checkout person has made an innocent comment “Someone will be entertaining this weekend” only for them to go slightly scarlet in the cheeks as they then scan the 3 for 2 offer 12 pack condoms.
I am quite happy to buy glycerine suppositories, condoms and KY gel in one transaction – yet I have a friend that insists on going to different pharmacies for each purchase.
So are you a shy shopper or a bold buyer?
What do we do with those then
Quote by firelizard
What is the worst thing to get caught with in your shopping trolley?
Is there something you just hate having to buy because of the funny looks you think you will get or it makes you break out in a cold sweat when someone you know comes up behind you at the check-out?
Have you ever meant to put something on a separate receipt and forgot (I did buy Durex Play lubricant on my corporate credit card once by mistake)
I think I have embarrassed more checkout personnel than myself. There have been a few occasions where a few bottles of wine, nibbles etc have gone through and the checkout person has made an innocent comment “Someone will be entertaining this weekend” only for them to go slightly scarlet in the cheeks as they then scan the 3 for 2 offer 12 pack condoms.
I am quite happy to buy glycerine suppositories, condoms and KY gel in one transaction – yet I have a friend that insists on going to different pharmacies for each purchase.
So are you a shy shopper or a bold buyer?
What do we do with those then
If I said 'stick it up ya arse' you would think I was being rude
Quote by Dawnie
What do we do with those then :blink:
Piles
No Dawnie - they are no use for piles what-so-ever.
But if you want to make sure you have had a clear-out (so to speak) before an bit of hanky panky - they do the job in a matter of minutes
Sex God
Oh I see :giggle: I've been wracking my brains trying to think of something sensual that I could do with a suppository
Quote by Dawnie
But if you want to make sure you have had a clear-out (so to speak) before an bit of hanky panky - they do the job in a matter of minutes
Well I've never heard of that before :eeek:
Just out of interest, do you buy them at the chemist
Yep - and they are only for a box of 12.
They really do work very well :wink:
Quote by PoloLady
But if you want to make sure you have had a clear-out (so to speak) before an bit of hanky panky - they do the job in a matter of minutes
Well I've never heard of that before :eeek:
Just out of interest, do you buy them at the chemist
Yep - and they are only for a box of 12.
They really do work very well :wink:
I can see me getting some of them, you never know ;)
Orgasminator
Quote by firelizard
glycerine suppositories
What do we do with those then
When I was a pharmacy tech I had to make a batch of them at college, a somewhat involved technique involving gelatine, boiling water, and glycerine. We also used to take expired packets of them, cut off the broad end of the plastic packaging, and then fire them across the dispensary (by lining up the package on the bench and slamming a fist into the pointy end) to liven up quiet moments.
I dont normaly get embaresed when buying condoms lube etc, but was shopping in asda the other week and had put some stockings in the trolly and at the check out was passing the time of day with the cashire, when she got to the stockings, she said are you sure these will fit, with a wink, totaly flusterd me, and am sure i went bright red.
Sex God
I recently saw a 'swingers' magazine on the top shelf of a heaving WHS smith at the airport, so I phoned Den to tell him all about it, saying we had to get it!
He couldn't believe anyone would ever have the balls to get it, saying he certainly wouldn't and we should get it delivered!
i think the poor check out girl who looked about 16 was a bit worried about me picking it up, and asked for my ID! (I was wearing my team tracksuit as I was travelling for a gymnastics tracksuit, so probably looked about 12) I think she was more flustered than me poor soul!
Needless to say Den was very surprised when I brought it home (bit of a shit magazine though....)
He definately gets very embarrassed by these sorts of things, but I'm usually the one that will head into the 24hr shop after a night out top pick up some porn for us ;-)
M xx
He couldn't believe anyone would ever have the balls to get it, saying he certainly wouldn't and we should get it delivered!
i think the poor check out girl who looked about 16 was a bit worried about me picking it up, and asked for my ID! (I was wearing my team tracksuit as I was travelling for a gymnastics tracksuit, so probably looked about 12) I think she was more flustered than me poor soul!
Needless to say Den was very surprised when I brought it home (bit of a shit magazine though....)
He definately gets very embarrassed by these sorts of things, but I'm usually the one that will head into the 24hr shop after a night out top pick up some porn for us ;-)
M xx
Warming the Bed
I have no problems buying condoms in Tesco - i even got the cashier to help me on the self service pay machine - she scanned em in for me. But Christmas was a nightmare.
Why oh Why does Ann Summers insist on an open plan type shop front in the middle of Telford Town Centre so the whole world can see everyone inside!
I walked past the shop about 10 times and couldnt go in. In the end went home and bought my bits and pieces via the internet. Would have loved to have had the bottle to have browsed around and would have if you couldnt be seen by everyone queing up and paying at WH Smith.
I wonder how much more money they would make if they made the shop a little more discrete.
I suppose its being British thats the problem.
I'll pop down and hold your hand as I take you to wherever the nearest Ann Summers is in Kent. It will be well worth the visit but the staff may wonder why your dad is taking you there of course ....
:shock:
Why oh Why does Ann Summers insist on an open plan type shop front in the middle of Telford Town Centre so the whole world can see everyone inside!
I walked past the shop about 10 times and couldnt go in. In the end went home and bought my bits and pieces via the internet. Would have loved to have had the bottle to have browsed around and would have if you couldnt be seen by everyone queing up and paying at WH Smith.
I wonder how much more money they would make if they made the shop a little more discrete.
I suppose its being British thats the problem.
Quote by HornyBear
I am utterly, totally useless! I'd end up going without the sex rather than buy condoms!
And I have never yet been able to set foot in an "adult" shopops: :oops:
I'll pop down and hold your hand as I take you to wherever the nearest Ann Summers is in Kent. It will be well worth the visit but the staff may wonder why your dad is taking you there of course ....
:shock:
Quote by Dawnie
But if you want to make sure you have had a clear-out (so to speak) before an bit of hanky panky - they do the job in a matter of minutes
Well I've never heard of that before :eeek:
Just out of interest, do you buy them at the chemist
Yep - and they are only for a box of 12.
They really do work very well :wink:
I can see me getting some of them, you never know ;)
Awwwww I missed all the glycerine suppositories fun! :giggle:
I don't know how I first discovered these... but I've been buying them for years. Imagine a pack of pointy bullet shaped tablets but manufactured by KY.
I've only used them for anal sex. Be prepared! Your lover with be pleasantly surprised (maybe even confused!) yet thankful.
:razz:
