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I have a problem, in getting an erection too easily. Im not one of these people that needs to take viagra as the thought of sex or just even kissing someone makes me get an erection. I dont know if I need to be worried about this but it is certainly embarrassing. I know a lot of people have a problem in "getting it up" yet with myself it takes only seconds. What can I do???
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I have a problem, in getting an erection too easily. Im not one of these people that needs to take viagra as the thought of sex or just even kissing someone makes me get an erection. I dont know if I need to be worried about this but it is certainly embarrassing. I know a lot of people have a problem in "getting it up" yet with myself it takes only seconds. What can I do???

Do you really need to be told?
How old are you?
:shock: lol :lol:
at least you know its in workin order , on the flip side i know loads of guys that can get really turned on fast , can even be a culprit myslef sometimes , just cause you get it up fast doesnt mean you going to cum quicker biggrin
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I have a problem, in getting an erection too easily. Im not one of these people that needs to take viagra as the thought of sex or just even kissing someone makes me get an erection. I dont know if I need to be worried about this but it is certainly embarrassing. I know a lot of people have a problem in "getting it up" yet with myself it takes only seconds. What can I do???

maybe you just have not had sex in a while!!!! surprised :o
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I have a problem, in getting an erection too easily. Im not one of these people that needs to take viagra as the thought of sex or just even kissing someone makes me get an erection. I dont know if I need to be worried about this but it is certainly embarrassing. I know a lot of people have a problem in "getting it up" yet with myself it takes only seconds. What can I do???

maybe you just have not had sex in a while!!!! surprised :o
dream dream dream .......
Only date ugly people.
Failing that there's a small metal band thats available from most good jewellery stores thats worn on the left hand, this in conjunction with a few ancient words spoken by a robed person stood under a stained glass window tends to stop it from happening.
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Wank more confused

Blue, contrary to popular belief, I think that might be counter-productive. The man I share my bed with ermm fiddles with his penis several times a day and still manages to wake me up twice a night. redface
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Blue, contrary to popular belief, I think that might be counter-productive. The man I share my bed with ermm fiddles with his penis several times a day and still manages to wake me up twice a night. redface
If his fiddling is disturbing you then try tying him to the bed, although that might be counter-productive :twisted: lol
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Blue, contrary to popular belief, I think that might be counter-productive. The man I share my bed with ermm fiddles with his penis several times a day and still manages to wake me up twice a night. redface
Ooooooooooooo you lucky bugga sad
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Only date ugly people.
Failing that there's a small metal band thats available from most good jewellery stores thats worn on the left hand, this in conjunction with a few ancient words spoken by a robed person stood under a stained glass window tends to stop it from happening.

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
classic davej. biggrin
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If his fiddling is disturbing you then try tying him to the bed, although that might be counter-productive :twisted: lol

Too true, Osmosis. The man is perverted enough as he is.
He bought me a pair of nipple clamps yesterday, not realising that when one has nipples the size of Brazil nuts, nipple clamps can be mighy painful. In the end, I found somewhere else to put them. Will have to check his bollocks for marks later. :shock:
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If his fiddling is disturbing you then try tying him to the bed, although that might be counter-productive :twisted: lol

Too true, Osmosis. The man is perverted enough as he is.
He bought me a pair of nipple clamps yesterday, not realising that when one has nipples the size of Brazil nuts, nipple clamps can be mighy painful. In the end, I found somewhere else to put them. Will have to check his bollocks for marks later. :shock:
Stick em on his nipples :twisted: :twisted:
And call me Dewi :grin:
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Blue, contrary to popular belief, I think that might be counter-productive. The man I share my bed with ermm fiddles with his penis several times a day and still manages to wake me up twice a night. redface
OK - wank less rotflmao
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I have a problem, in getting an erection too easily. Im not one of these people that needs to take viagra as the thought of sex or just even kissing someone makes me get an erection. I dont know if I need to be worried about this but it is certainly embarrassing. I know a lot of people have a problem in "getting it up" yet with myself it takes only seconds. What can I do???

If you have that much time on your hands, and a constant hard on then practice this
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/62281.html
Quote by Cummer
I have a problem, in getting an erection too easily. Im not one of these people that needs to take viagra as the thought of sex or just even kissing someone makes me get an erection. I dont know if I need to be worried about this but it is certainly embarrassing. I know a lot of people have a problem in "getting it up" yet with myself it takes only seconds. What can I do???

Ohhhhhh*, it's one of those ' I'm a guaranteed erection, come meet me ' adverts this, isn't it? biggrin
could always take your hands out of your pockets biggrin
Is just suddenly struck me that th eoriginal poster of this thread might be genuine in his plight to resolve his predicament. What has he got to say for himself? I have to say, while I find it terrribly exciting that I might be causing a man to have a hard on, but I would find it off-putting it whilst talking about Noam Chomsky, the guy is having a boner. Maybe this is an age thing? How old is he? What does our resident young 'un got to say about this? Is this a common complaint, Dewi? lol :lol:
ok ok so lets alll laugh................. yeah I did as well rotflmao
Seriously just think of things that will turn you off........... like work, the way your crap (if they are?) football team are doing ............ the lady your with but with a beard and bad breath (err I've actually met a few of them :shocksmile all these things work with a little practice...........
You never said.......................... if you get a boner that easily............. how long do you last???? :)

pop em in your pocket and live with the problem dunno
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stop thinking about sex confused

Good God NN, he's a guy like me.... saying stop thinking about sexis like saying "stop breathing" :shock:
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stop thinking about sex confused

Good God NN, he's a guy like me.... saying stop thinking about sexis like saying "stop breathing" :shock:
good point, silly me :doh:
lol
Wear boxing gloves

phredd
find a nice wet pussy and keep pussy wet and eagerly awaiting you every possible minute of the day failing that wank more or ask a nice lady too! biggrin
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ok ok so lets alll laugh................. yeah I did as well rotflmao
Seriously just think of things that will turn you off........... like work, the way your crap (if they are?) football team are doing ............ the lady your with but with a beard and bad breath (err I've actually met a few of them :shocksmile all these things work with a little practice...........
You never said.......................... if you get a boner that easily............. how long do you last???? :)

I always find thinking about all those important catches I dropped playing cricket works, or failing that I just move it around so the huge bulge isn't quite so obvious.
Yes I suffer from this as well (probably being a virgin still doesn't help).
Regards
Harry Jones
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ok ok so lets alll laugh................. yeah I did as well rotflmao
Seriously just think of things that will turn you off........... like work, the way your crap (if they are?) football team are doing ............ the lady your with but with a beard and bad breath (err I've actually met a few of them :shocksmile all these things work with a little practice...........
You never said.......................... if you get a boner that easily............. how long do you last???? :)

I always find thinking about all those important catches I dropped playing cricket works, or failing that I just move it around so the huge bulge isn't quite so obvious.
Yes I suffer from this as well (probably being a virgin still doesn't help).
Regards
Harry Jones
Harry, how come you are a virgin? Is it your decision?
Quote by Happy Cats
Harry, how come you are a virgin? Is it your decision?

I thought most people on here knew. Yes it is my decision, I am an old fashioned type bloke, I wear slippers, flat cap, Ive seen Slim Whitman and Val Doonican in concert, and I'm waiting for the lady I want to spend my whole life with before losing it, BUT I have as much other fun as I can. But to be honest, the amount of success I have on the dancefloors at non sh events I think I would still be a virgin anyway.
There is one big bonus to this of course, it means I haven't shagged girldogger/catlover/lusty33uk etc biggrin
Regards
Harry Jones
Just to smack this into left field for a mo, I want to say that I can't keep it up with a prophylactic on and a willing woman waiting :shock: :shock: redface - going bareback with smoking muff ( the wife ) or anyone else we both trust is no problem, but when it is time to cover Mr Lover, he goes on strike! mad :x As a swinger, I find that to be a real irritation :x - and why I only seem to socialise with you here and in RL!!!!
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Just to smack this into left field for a mo, I want to say that I can't keep it up with a prophylactic on and a willing woman waiting :shock: :shock: redface - going bareback with smoking muff ( the wife ) or anyone else we both trust is no problem, but when it is time to cover Mr Lover, he goes on strike! mad :x As a swinger, I find that to be a real irritation :x - and why I only seem to socialise with you here and in RL!!!!

Funny you say that Jim, always had that problem when I tried em as well but haven't tried for donkeys years. It was ok in them days cos we could get away with it, when all you was likely to catch was a mild dose of something.
Not a problem in the swing world cos we only do MMF, but maybe it would cause a problem if we decided to do MMFF or something.