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Erotic food
Hi Gmanxxx 
Welcome to the forum, although I'm not a good welcomer as v. new myself lol
Wonderful thought on the raspberries
Wow! Ice pops, never thought of that one :D
In fact never really done food at all - in the bedroom i mean, not in general - in general can do food for England!
oooo I love this site! So much to try, so much to do - where to start!
Welcome to the forum, although I'm not a good welcomer as v. new myself lol
Wonderful thought on the raspberries
Wow! Ice pops, never thought of that one :D
In fact never really done food at all - in the bedroom i mean, not in general - in general can do food for England!
oooo I love this site! So much to try, so much to do - where to start!
Sexy treats??
Peanuts placed on a womans nipples..(the shape helps here in them being esay to position.)..and then slooooowly eaten off...after a while they reach right out to you for the next and the next..then form a trail down her body....a lazy snaking trail....and take as long as you like to east them one by one...returning every now and then to the nipple...or maybe the corner of her mouth..but slowly and surely lead to her most intimate parts....dwell and enjoy..
Another one for me...but only because it brings back memories is breakfast of whisky (straight from the bottle...and bananas!!)
ice cubes used well...and I am told an extra strong mint nicely lubricted gives the ladies a very pleasant sensation..
Peanuts placed on a womans nipples..(the shape helps here in them being esay to position.)..and then slooooowly eaten off...after a while they reach right out to you for the next and the next..then form a trail down her body....a lazy snaking trail....and take as long as you like to east them one by one...returning every now and then to the nipple...or maybe the corner of her mouth..but slowly and surely lead to her most intimate parts....dwell and enjoy..
Another one for me...but only because it brings back memories is breakfast of whisky (straight from the bottle...and bananas!!)
ice cubes used well...and I am told an extra strong mint nicely lubricted gives the ladies a very pleasant sensation..
Gentlemen all,
All your offers of helping me test foods for erotic purposes have been noted down with gratitude. Please let me know which of you want the following:
Cold custard/strawberryblancmange/trifle/mayonnaise/chick pea dip/Philadelphia cheese/butterscotch angel delight (might keep that one for myself actually)/probiotic yoghurt...
and I'll pop them in the post asap
Love Sappho the secretary in specs xxx
All your offers of helping me test foods for erotic purposes have been noted down with gratitude. Please let me know which of you want the following:
Cold custard/strawberryblancmange/trifle/mayonnaise/chick pea dip/Philadelphia cheese/butterscotch angel delight (might keep that one for myself actually)/probiotic yoghurt...
and I'll pop them in the post asap
Love Sappho the secretary in specs xxx
Quote by Sappho
Cold custard/strawberryblancmange/trifle/mayonnaise/chick pea dip/Philadelphia cheese/butterscotch angel delight (might keep that one for myself actually)/probiotic yoghurt...
and I'll pop them in the post asap
I pity the poor postie trying to slide an envelope full of trifle into somebodys box.....
{Freudian alert sirens sound}
My mouth really will get me into trouble
{Freudian alert siren sounds again}
Anyway, back to the raspberries.....
{sound of explosion and charred remains of siren falling to floor}
I'll get me coat.....
Sex God
I'll buy a pack tomorrow.
Quote by EssexNymphomaniac
Everybody knows that chocolate is the biggest aphrodisiac in the world .. a large bar of cadburys dairy milk mmmmmmmmmmmm im getting all excited thinking about it
now i want some
It's a chemical thing, isn't it ? Affects the pleasure centre of the brain ?
It's either that or it's guys remembering the Cadbury's Flake adverts from days gone by :twisted:
Carpathian
PS Love the Avatar, by the way !
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Sappho
You always need a bloke - to hold the chocs and feed them to you as you buzz around with your rabbit :twisted: .
And yes. I'm free
mal
You always need a bloke - to hold the chocs and feed them to you as you buzz around with your rabbit :twisted: .
And yes. I'm free
mal
Orgasminator
I've just seen a shite programme on BBC2 about a poll they had for the Sexiest Food and the results were......
10 ice cream
9 champagne & caviar
8 strawberries in melted chocolate (urgh!) - apparently this is really popular in Scotland!!!
7 chocolate mousse - one of my favourites
6 oysters - Melinda Messenger was on this programme eating an oyster but gagged and had to spit it out!!!
Made me think of the obvious though.......!!!!!
5 prawns (???!!!)
4 smoked salmon
3 asparagus (???!!!)
2 chocolate
1 strawberries & cream
Personally, strawberries & a little ice cream with champagne is the tops.
Sweet, juicy, nibbling, cold, runny, licking, bubbles, alcohol.....what could be sexier?
10 ice cream
9 champagne & caviar
8 strawberries in melted chocolate (urgh!) - apparently this is really popular in Scotland!!!
7 chocolate mousse - one of my favourites
6 oysters - Melinda Messenger was on this programme eating an oyster but gagged and had to spit it out!!!
Made me think of the obvious though.......!!!!!
5 prawns (???!!!)
4 smoked salmon
3 asparagus (???!!!)
2 chocolate
1 strawberries & cream
Personally, strawberries & a little ice cream with champagne is the tops.
Sweet, juicy, nibbling, cold, runny, licking, bubbles, alcohol.....what could be sexier?
Orgasminator
:doh: Just my luck.
No ice cream in the house and I can't drink until I've finished these antibiotics to clear up this rash I've got.
No ice cream in the house and I can't drink until I've finished these antibiotics to clear up this rash I've got.
Orgasminator
ok where do you start i have used frozen corn on the cob before the ladies found that different but erotic the knobbly bits mars bars a bit sickly milky way wine is nice ice cream cucumbrer lolbananas are good fun to smarties hunt the smartie is great fun tell you wat is nice for youladies is the hot and cold frezze the ladies bits with a cold ice cube then warm them up with a warm tounge after you have had a mouth full of warm drink that is very erotic if voulenteers are needed put me at the top of the list please please please lol
Sex God
nuff said
Orgasminator
Quote by Silk and Big G
nuff said
You can stuff this......only ONE egg?!!!! And NO sausage?!!!
Sex God
Quote by littlemee
nuff said
You can stuff this......only ONE egg?!!!! And NO sausage?!!!
Its a starter little !
Orgasminator
Quote by Silk and Big G
Its a starter little !
So?!!!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: 
