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Erotic photography competition.?

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Firelizard (sorry I’m late!)
The recent plea for a photographer by Sassy got me thinking that it was about time we had a new and exciting SH competition, something arty, something classy, and something to showcase our talent.
Welcome to the 1st annual Swinging Heaven erotic photography competition.
Rules
All entries must be solely the work of the photographer.
All models must consent to the image being used on the site, and must be SH members.
All photos must be Black and White…its art after all
Other rules will undoubtedly appear they always do.
The object of the exercise is to find interesting and imaginative ways of portraying the human body in an erotic and artistic way. Old, young, male, female, other, all welcome .
Fun will be had merriment will be made polls will be polled and a winner will be selected.
Or should I shut the feck up?
I have no-one to take photos of. Can I put real art in? Damn, it's not black and white it can't be art.
H.x
Quote by H-x
I have no-one to take photos of. Can I put real art in? Damn, it's not black and white it can't be art.
H.x

curse your razor sharp mind, able to see through my hastily conceived babbleings.....
Oooh good!! :bounce: Its about time we did something with our pics Stormy rolleyes I'm not as svelte as I used to be redface
Quote by H-x
I have no-one to take photos of. Can I put real art in? Damn, it's not black and white it can't be art.
H.x

i have noone to take my pics either, hmm maybe we could help each other out :twisted:
sounds like fun idea stormy cool
Quote by Stormwalker
I have no-one to take photos of. Can I put real art in? Damn, it's not black and white it can't be art.
H.x

curse your razor sharp mind, able to see through my hastily conceived babbleings.....
take a picture of the art.. b&w it... sorted!
lp
and a quick thought on the rules to Mr Judgerator (Stormy): being Forum-ised... I guess there should be no muff or willy... am I right?
am I?
I dunno... I carry this site!
lp
Quote by __random_orbit__
and a quick thought on the rules to Mr Judgerator (Stormy): being Forum-ised... I guess there should be no muff or willy... am I right?
am I?
I dunno... I carry this site!
lp

Well I had to black out the pubes in my avatar lol
Good idea StormMeister!
Quote by __random_orbit__
and a quick thought on the rules to Mr Judgerator (Stormy): being Forum-ised... I guess there should be no muff or willy... am I right?
am I?
I dunno... I carry this site!
lp

Perhaps we can get special dispensation from the Pope....failing that judicious use of the little black spot.
Lord, who'da thought showing sticky bits on a swinging site would be so fraught with danger. lol
Quote by winchwench
and a quick thought on the rules to Mr Judgerator (Stormy): being Forum-ised... I guess there should be no muff or willy... am I right?
am I?
I dunno... I carry this site!
lp

Well I had to black out the pubes in my avatar lol
Good idea StormMeister!
and there was I thinking that actually was your welcome mat
lp
Quote by winchwench
and a quick thought on the rules to Mr Judgerator (Stormy): being Forum-ised... I guess there should be no muff or willy... am I right?
am I?
I dunno... I carry this site!
lp

Well I had to black out the pubes in my avatar lol
Good idea StormMeister!
You did :shock:
I thought you just had wee black pants on.....
no wonder I never see the signs rolleyes
I did- but at first they were see through! lol
Quote by Ukwineman
I have no-one to take photos of. Can I put real art in? Damn, it's not black and white it can't be art.
H.x

i have noone to take my pics either, hmm maybe we could help each other out :twisted:
sounds like fun idea stormy cool
You win a special prize as the first bloke to offer a girl a quick session with his box brownie.... lol
Quote by Stormwalker
I have no-one to take photos of. Can I put real art in? Damn, it's not black and white it can't be art.
H.x

i have noone to take my pics either, hmm maybe we could help each other out :twisted:
sounds like fun idea stormy cool
You win a special prize as the first bloke to offer a girl a quick session with his box brownie.... lol
well someone was going to it just would not be right otherwise so i just had to offer my services, its a dirty job but somes got to do it :twisted:
:giggle:
This is a bluddy great idea. Just as long as I can get me model to sit still fer 10 minutes and stick to her booking dates!! :giggle:
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oh, I wanna join in. How do I get pics in a thread without it being hosted on this site or another ?
Quote by splendid_
oh, I wanna join in. How do I get pics in a thread without it being hosted on this site or another ?

In a very difficult way
Quote by X_fanny_x
oh, I wanna join in. How do I get pics in a thread without it being hosted on this site or another ?

Upload them onto your profile it can then be put onto here i think
oh gosh tan, have you been at the wine? I said NOT on this site. rolleyes
kiss
Quote by splendid_
oh, I wanna join in. How do I get pics in a thread without it being hosted on this site or another ?

Upload them onto your profile it can then be put onto here i think
oh gosh tan, have you been at the wine? I said NOT on this site. rolleyes
kissI did delete but you beat me to it redface im busted i misread
carry on nothing to see here wink
Quote by Whipsnspurs
i can offer a prize if it's not against the site rules?
i can draw/paint the victor in their fave pose.
whips
That would be really lovely.... but I have no idea if thats against site rules. Why dont you pm a mod/admin and check once Mr Storm has replied???
Its sounds a great idea Storm... be interesting to see what members come up with.
Quote by anais
i can offer a prize if it's not against the site rules?
i can draw/paint the victor in their fave pose.
whips
That would be really lovely.... but I have no idea if thats against site rules. Why dont you pm a mod/admin and check once Mr Storm has replied???
Its sounds a great idea Storm... be interesting to see what members come up with.
I confess, I have no idea if it's against the rules or not...one for Admin to answer I guess, either way its a generous offer Whipsnspurs.
You can tell I gave all this some serious consideration before posting it can't you... lol
it was all so simple in my head.... :silly:
Quote by westerross
This is a bluddy great idea. Just as long as I can get me model to sit still fer 10 minutes and stick to her booking dates!! :giggle:
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flipa
Wonders in, looks at the blank walls, thinks to herself, hmm must be conseptual, wonders out again.
H.x
Quote by H-x
Wonders in, looks at the blank walls, thinks to herself, hmm must be conseptual, wonders out again.
H.x

we may have a go at it tonight.....
providing children(2), Dogs (2), Cats(5).Father(1) Mother-in-law(1) and Mother-in-laws Husband(1)....
all decide to give us some peace.....unlikely.
We've just taken the first little set :bounce: :bounce:
If nothing else this is going to provide a few participating folk with new galleries cool
*stamps foot petulantly*
sad oh to have someone to take the photos.... or someone to take photos of...
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*stamps foot petulantly*
sad oh to have someone to take the photos.... or someone to take photos of...

wave wink
Quote by noladreams30
*stamps foot petulantly*
sad oh to have someone to take the photos.... or someone to take photos of...

You know Nola, with a bit of imagination and thought I think you could take some very interesting self images.
The curve of a hip, an elongated thigh, that sort of thing. In fact I have just had an idea for a simple image of Fire with only one breast showing and of course there is always a well placed mirror. wink
We'll give everyone a month from today as a deadline to get some images sorted.
Quote by Stormwalker
You know Nola, with a bit of imagination and thought I think you could take some very interesting self images. The curve of a hip, an elongated thigh, that sort of thing.

Stormy, I think I love you.... never in a million years have my thighs ever been described as "elongated" lol So thank you for that!!
Nola x
Quote by Freckledbird
*stamps foot petulantly*
sad oh to have someone to take the photos.... or someone to take photos of...

wave wink
Ooo er... :twisted: that could be fun!!