Seeing as we seem to be getting a constant influx of new addicts ... erm swingers to our delightful corner of the 'net perhaps we ought to look at the essential kit neeeded by a swinger :shock:
Inflatable mattress ..... for the occasional overnight guests, also saves carpet burn on the lounge floor :twisted:
For those with young children ...... don't throw out those baby monitors ... hey serve as an excellent 2 minute warning when the little "darlings" wake up in the middle of the evening just as you are settling down for some fun.
Anyone add to the list?
C x
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Essential kit for swingers ....
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
What about swingers without children?? Can we start a baby monitor pool so we can borrow the transmitters for the front door/next door neighbours?
perhaps we could just listen in on the neighbours :twisted:
C x
We don't need baby monitors to do that, we can hear them fine (must remember to make sure the glass is EMPTY before putting it to the wall
:twisted: Quote by Calista
Seeing as we seem to be getting a constant influx of new addicts ... erm swingers to our delightful corner of the 'net perhaps we ought to look at the essential kit neeeded by a swinger :shock:
Inflatable mattress ..... for the occasional overnight guests, also saves carpet burn on the lounge floor :twisted:
For those with young children ...... don't throw out those baby monitors ... hey serve as an excellent 2 minute warning when the little "darlings" wake up in the middle of the evening just as you are settling down for some fun.
Anyone add to the list?
C x
ummmmmmmmmmmmm,
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :twisted:
Quote by Kit
Seeing as we seem to be getting a constant influx of new addicts ... erm swingers to our delightful corner of the 'net perhaps we ought to look at the essential kit neeeded by a swinger :shock:
Inflatable mattress ..... for the occasional overnight guests, also saves carpet burn on the lounge floor :twisted:
For those with young children ...... don't throw out those baby monitors ... hey serve as an excellent 2 minute warning when the little "darlings" wake up in the middle of the evening just as you are settling down for some fun.
Anyone add to the list?
C x
ummmmmmmmmmmmm,
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< :twisted:
definitely essential :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
C x
Sex God
Ermm what about
1. Packets of Jelly
2. Vodka
3. Jelly mould or suitable item for making Jelly in
4. Foot pump for those inflatable mattresses
I have none of the above which shows how successful I am but I do have number five on my list
5. Packet of condoms (but it is a full up still sealed highly expensive box :cry: )
Regards
Harry Jones
1. Packets of Jelly
2. Vodka
3. Jelly mould or suitable item for making Jelly in
4. Foot pump for those inflatable mattresses
I have none of the above which shows how successful I am but I do have number five on my list
5. Packet of condoms (but it is a full up still sealed highly expensive box :cry: )
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Quote by HarryJones
I have none of the above which shows how successful I am but I do have number five on my list
5. Packet of condoms (but it is a full up still sealed highly expensive box :cry: )
Regards
Harry Jones
Well I hope you realise them things have a shelf life Harry :shock:
Sex God
Quote by Him'nHer
I have none of the above which shows how successful I am but I do have number five on my list
5. Packet of condoms (but it is a full up still sealed highly expensive box :cry: )
Regards
Harry Jones
Well I hope you realise them things have a shelf life Harry :shock:
Oh bugger, thats no good. Last time I bought a box of three, I gave two of them to a mate (one of which was used on the banned psychobitch from hell
) so I have used one in the last eighteen months so three will last me for four and a half years and the best before date on these is hold on brb.....February 2009 so I should only waste one :!: And before any smart arse says I thought you was a virgin, I am but some women like you to wear them for blowjobs, and I like to appear prepared, sensible and serious.
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
Quote by Bi-Guy-Notts
Sat nav for the car
Saves getting lost and time when visiting new friends for the first time
Bi-Guy-Notts
Nahhh My 2000 AA Road Atlas combined with my Philip's Street Atlases and streetmap normally sort me out but I did get very lost on the way home from Leicester, ended up down some poxy network of one way streets
Quote by Bi-Guy-Notts.
Sat nav for the car
Saves getting lost and time when visiting new friends for the first time
Bi-Guy-Notts
Deffo next on the list grrrrr the amount of time wasted is unreal we can always find our way of the motorway get 1 mile from the house then get fecking lost evry time .
Quote by debz4u.
Sat nav for the car
Saves getting lost and time when visiting new friends for the first time
Bi-Guy-Notts
Deffo next on the list grrrrr the amount of time wasted is unreal we can always find our way of the motorway get 1 mile from the house then get fecking lost evry time .
then let someone else drive
Quote by markz.
Sat nav for the car
Saves getting lost and time when visiting new friends for the first time
Bi-Guy-Notts
Deffo next on the list grrrrr the amount of time wasted is unreal we can always find our way of the motorway get 1 mile from the house then get fecking lost evry time .
then let someone else drive
.My buddy dosent drive :cry: or drink so i carnt drink coz i drive :cry: :cry:.
But i let him off coz hes a great s**g
:wink: 
Sex God
Quote by Calista
SO .....
Inflatable mattress & pump
Satnav
Child monitors
Massage oil
Wetwipes
Mrs Beds
Kit
Condoms
Vodka Jelly
a sense of humour
(sounds like one of Blues parties!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: )
Anything else???
C x
Yeah you forgot the Baileys
Sex God
Quote by debz4u.
Sat nav for the car
Saves getting lost and time when visiting new friends for the first time
Bi-Guy-Notts
Deffo next on the list grrrrr the amount of time wasted is unreal we can always find our way of the motorway get 1 mile from the house then get fecking lost evry time .
I don't have that problem, I've only ever been invited somewhere once and I had an Essex street Atlas to sort me out.
Regards
Harry Jones
Sex God
A huge tub of 'skin thickening cream' would be a must .
Sex God
Choccie or Choccie sauce :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Choccie or Choccie sauce :twisted:
Does chocolate hazelnut spread count
: Ive got nearly a whole jar of that myself (don't like it myself it's got bits in it (2%Hazelnut)Regards
Harry Jones
8-) 8-)
Warming the Bed
And add an optimistic expectation
Orgasminator
Quote by berksbex
An open mind?
I think we all already have that hun or we wouldn't be here lol
