Essex Munch and northern hoardes

27 Jan 2005

You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:
wink

27 Jan 2005

ohhh lazeeboy...your going to cop it for that
you forgot about the pigeons

27 Jan 2005

I'm just putting out my white socks ready...
Mike.

27 Jan 2005

dont forget to pick up the kappa track suit onyour way into essex

27 Jan 2005

If I were attending this prestigious event I would be practising........
"Gissus a pint o' Watneys ya soft southern bast**d"
biggrin

27 Jan 2005

i take offence at that hungry....when i used to drink, it was always newcastle brown..not the watneys water, although a party eight was always available at the end of parties...to wash the taste of whatever out of your mouth wink

27 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
i take offence at that hungry....when i used to drink, it was always newcastle brown

You would need to wash the taste of that stuff out. Awful YUK. :shock: There are some far better brown ales biggrin

:P . If I were coming down south, I would secretly be hoping for some decent beer, & there is plenty of it down south. :thumbup:

27 Jan 2005

i know about the good beers, but a lot of them is sussex are seasonal....dark star for instance..mid winter beer....smooth as silk to go down....kicks like a heard of wild horses...thats why i gave up the booze...too much of a good thing.
oh and dont worry, all computers run dual operating systems down here, for all the geodies...i have installed widaz pro, so you can all pick up your e-mails.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by HungryP
If I were attending this prestigious event I would be practising........
"Gissus a pint o' Watneys ya soft southern bast**d"

NO ...NO ...NO!... HungryP don't come in here and start insulting us with your h's in any form.
suvven bastard.....suvven!

27 Jan 2005

Quote by davej
NO ...NO ...NO!... HungryP
suvven bastard.....suvven!

no no no.....it's suvveRn

27 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic

NO ...NO ...NO!... HungryP
suvven bastard.....suvven!

no no no.....it's suvveRn
I think your chucking in a bit of Sussex twang with the R teppic, I've just tried it and either this new set of teeth I've got are still not bedded in or it's just foreign to my ear.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by davej

NO ...NO ...NO!... HungryP
suvven bastard.....suvven!

no no no.....it's suvveRn
I think your chucking in a bit of Sussex twang with the R teppic, I've just tried it and either this new set of teeth I've got are still not bedded in or it's just foreign to my ear.
well coming from an east end family background, and being born in tottenham myself, i can say that i have not picked up the sussex accent, at least i "ope" not. sorry to offend any in sussex, but i'm proud of mi roots.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV
The south will eventually catch up with the north......one day.
Judy

i did not know it was a race judy wink

we all have good and bad points at the end of the day.

27 Jan 2005

You wouldn't be complete without your XR3i.....

27 Jan 2005

Quote by da69ve
You wouldn't be complete without your XR3i.....

now thats low...very low...i have owned 2 capri's, and currently own a skyline r34 gts, which is being worked on....no not neons....and for a runaround at the moment i have a nova, but have never or will never own an xr31, series 2 rs turbo maybe, as a track day car.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic

NO ...NO ...NO!... HungryP
suvven bastard.....suvven!

no no no.....it's suvveRn
I think your chucking in a bit of Sussex twang with the R teppic, I've just tried it and either this new set of teeth I've got are still not bedded in or it's just foreign to my ear.
well coming from an east end family background, and being born in tottenham myself, i can say that i have not picked up the sussex accent, at least i "ope" not. sorry to offend any in sussex, but i'm proud of mi roots.
TOTTENHAM! EAST LONDON !yer avin a giraaffe me ol china!
Lb :love:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
well coming from an east end family background, and being born in tottenham myself, i can say that i have not picked up the sussex accent, at least i "ope" not. sorry to offend any in sussex, but i'm proud of mi roots.

thats confirmed it then teppic.........it's the teeth.
Lesson learned, buying on ebay might be a good idea for some things, but teeth are a bad buy.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy

NO ...NO ...NO!... HungryP
suvven bastard.....suvven!

no no no.....it's suvveRn
I think your chucking in a bit of Sussex twang with the R teppic, I've just tried it and either this new set of teeth I've got are still not bedded in or it's just foreign to my ear.
well coming from an east end family background, and being born in tottenham myself, i can say that i have not picked up the sussex accent, at least i "ope" not. sorry to offend any in sussex, but i'm proud of mi roots.
TOTTENHAM! EAST LONDON !yer avin a giraaffe me ol china!
Lb :love:
in did not say i was from the east end..but parents and grandparents are, and a lot of the accent rubs orf on ya. mi ol cock sparra

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:

Oooh,just remembered,someone pop round n get Shaun Ryder,e's always good for a toxic cabaret.
Lb :love:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV
The south will eventually catch up with the north......one day.
Judy

Judy me love, its Sarf and Norf wink

And Teppic, the locals round here say Totnam (yes im a mere 20 mins away from The Nam).
As for the munch, make mine a Newkie pls, love the stuff (and yes its still Mrs GHC here).
If you want to know about beers, ask my m8 the little green fella Leprechaun, hes an expert!
........totters off to find her white stilletos for Saturday :wink:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by JudyTV
The south will eventually catch up with the north......one day.
Judy

Oh my, no! Not the South West though, eh? I like the slow pace, the lack of fast food, clubs, cinemas... there's nothing else to do but make our own entertainment.
One day, they threatened to build a road. A real road! Can you imagine?!

27 Jan 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
The south will eventually catch up with the north......one day.
Judy

And Teppic, the locals round here say Totnam (yes im a mere 20 mins away from The Nam).
........totters off to find her white stilletos for Saturday wink

ohh, enfield by some chance??? i was actually born in chase farm hostpital in enfield, and YES i was born, not created in a test tube by some demented mad scientist, trying to create the perfect man....just putting the record straight!!!!!!!.

27 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
The south will eventually catch up with the north......one day.
Judy

And Teppic, the locals round here say Totnam (yes im a mere 20 mins away from The Nam).
........totters off to find her white stilletos for Saturday wink

ohh, enfield by some chance??? i was actually born in chase farm hostpital in enfield, and YES i was born, not created in a test tube by some demented mad scientist, trying to create the perfect man....just putting the record straight!!!!!!!.
NOOOOOOOO, Enfields in Middlesex and our Names Gen HERTS Cpl lol :doh: We are slightly further north up the A10 lol
Chase Farm Hospital??? And you survived?? Sorry, but my experience with that hospital nearly meant my daughter died mad

They sent her home when I suspected she had Septaecemia, :x I went back saw another doctor and I WAS RIGHT!! I now go to the QE2 in WGC. :thumbup:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
The south will eventually catch up with the north......one day.
Judy

And Teppic, the locals round here say Totnam (yes im a mere 20 mins away from The Nam).
........totters off to find her white stilletos for Saturday wink

ohh, enfield by some chance??? i was actually born in chase farm hostpital in enfield, and YES i was born, not created in a test tube by some demented mad scientist, trying to create the perfect man....just putting the record straight!!!!!!!.
NOOOOOOOO, Enfields in Middlesex and our Names Gen HERTS Cpl lol :doh: We are slightly further north up the A10 lol
Chase Farm Hospital??? And you survived?? Sorry, but my experience with that hospital nearly meant my daughter died mad

They sent her home when I suspected she had Septaecemia, :x I went back saw another doctor and I WAS RIGHT!! I now go to the QE2 in WGC. :thumbup:
not cheshunt... confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? ...there is a really good park there :wink:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
The south will eventually catch up with the north......one day.
Judy

And Teppic, the locals round here say Totnam (yes im a mere 20 mins away from The Nam).
........totters off to find her white stilletos for Saturday wink

ohh, enfield by some chance??? i was actually born in chase farm hostpital in enfield, and YES i was born, not created in a test tube by some demented mad scientist, trying to create the perfect man....just putting the record straight!!!!!!!.
NOOOOOOOO, Enfields in Middlesex and our Names Gen HERTS Cpl lol :doh: We are slightly further north up the A10 lol
Chase Farm Hospital??? And you survived?? Sorry, but my experience with that hospital nearly meant my daughter died mad

They sent her home when I suspected she had Septaecemia, :x I went back saw another doctor and I WAS RIGHT!! I now go to the QE2 in WGC. :thumbup:
not cheshunt... confused

:? :? :? :? :? :? ...there is a really good park there :wink:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:

Chav's - i thought you lot down south invented them.
:? Manchester United - that is north to you but not to us Teessiders.
:? Us northerners are dedicated munch bunchers, not like you lot who don't travel further than the end of your road.
Cheeky fecker mad

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Alex_Female
You lot settin off yet?
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs ya know?
Now remember,make sure that whippet's been fed and watered.
Bring yer own car stereos.
Bring plenty tabs liiike.
Bring yer own warm beer .
No need to bring too many jumpers,it's tropical ere.
No Man required(plenty of em ere)
Mushy peas-freezone,so ya might want to stock up.
Oh and don't embarrass yerselves by askin for gravy on yer chips.
Lb :love:

Chav's - i thought you lot down south invented them.
:? Manchester United - that is north to you but not to us Teessiders.
:? Us northerners are dedicated munch bunchers, not like you lot who don't travel further than the end of your road.
Cheeky fecker mad

Oooh I love a feisty northener! :wink:
Lb :love:

27 Jan 2005

oh, and dont forget to get your passprts stamped at watford gap, they will be checked on the night(for that silly looking passport picture, the one done when you were drunk, or were taken by suprise...you know what i mean, at least i hope so...thats it..i'm cracking up)

27 Jan 2005

Quote by teppic
oh, and dont forget to get your passprts stamped at watford gap, they will be checked on the night(for that silly looking passport picture, the one done when you were drunk, or were taken by suprise...you know what i mean, at least i hope so...thats it..i'm cracking up)

late Tepic,they must ave left feckin way y'know. wink

Lb :love:

27 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
Takes a couple of days to get to the land of civilisation n chavs

How's that for diversity? :lol2:
Civilised = knows how to wear Burberry.
Chav = wears fake Burberry without a clue.
;)