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Essex Munch Report Back no1!!

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So here I am peeps. Lots of after munch parties going on right now and me just home - sober but buzzing after a great night in the Essex Badlands!!
Before I go any further - can I just ask all Munch organisers to check in with my menstrual diary before organising another one!!!! Tut!! sad
SO - without further adoo:-
Firstly - Denisebabe and Mr_D - GREAT NIGHT!!!. Well done for organising such a great night!! passionkiss I know I had the most fantastic time. Thank you! Great venue. Feel sorry for the bar staff - especially the girl that waited so patiently while I finished my snog before paying for my drink cool lol
AlexDJ- :thumbup: Great music!! May I just point out that CorrieFem and I WERE the first on the "dancefloor". Well - someone has to be!
Oh and Kitkat - that was a great big bloody pillar - not a lapdance pole :P
So nice to see so many people I met at Notts Munch.
MikeNorth (first class bloke you are!) , Steveg_nw (another top bloke!). Both of these guys looked after me at the Notts munch. No need tonight - I'm not that shy anymore!!! :lol:
Jiggle (still blushing like crazy I see), Dave_notts (can talk to you now you changed that bloody avatar :lol: ). Alex-female (greatest view I ever got from a dance floor!! :shock: ). kiss to you all. SOOO nice to see you again.
CorrieFem - you are excused for not recognising me :P. Great to see you again!!! What happened to those shoes of yours then? :lol:
Lazeeboy :thumbup:. Cheers mate. (I owe you!) You left without saying goodbye you bugger!!!
Marya - YOU left without my promised snog!!!! smackbottom . I have put it in my dairy of "snogs to collect" :twisted:
Mrs FC and Mr FC - great to meet you both sillyassionkiss:
Kit and Kitkat - what can I say!!! Sometimes you read people's posts and you just KNOW you're going to like them. This was one of those times. Kit - Grrrrrrrrrr :twisted: . And I know you worded it differently, but I know that what you were really trying to say was that I wasn't as butch as you imagined I'd be :lol: :lol: :passionkiss:
Gurl!! Guys - she came dressed as her avatar (and might I add here that some did try and get me to down to mine at one point I remember wink :twisted: ). Lovely to meet you!! :kiss:
Dambuster!!! You still aren't getting a shag!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Freckledbird. So nice to meet you. And guys - she didn't correct my grammar ONCE!!! :wink: :lol: Glad you could make it down :kiss:
LibraLove :lol: :lol: :lol: . What can I say???!!!! She tried to kidnap me guys!!! :lol: :lol: Great snog :twisted: . Not sure who enjoyed it more - me or Dambuster!!! :lol:
Marms - in a suit this time!!! Great to see ya again. :passionkiss:
Rogerthedragon and charlottedamsel - a pleasure once again.
Genhertscpl :twisted: Two of the first people I got to know when I joined the site - so WONDERFUL to finally meet you!! I think it's a case of - see you at Rios next month? biggrin
If I have missed anyone out - I am sorry (feel like I;m giving an Oscars acceptance speech here! :lol: ). Everyone was so friendly and fun to be with. Really cool, relaxed atmosphere. Absolutely fab!!!
Overheard tonight:
1. CorrieFem at the beginning of the night "I don't really drink much".
CorrieFem at the end of the night " I am so very drunk"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
2. Lazeeboy talking to a norvener: "So can you understand what I am saying?" rolleyes :roll:
Finally! - ahem...... I have THREE "badges" around my neck right now. And you all know who you are!! If you want them back - sure NO PROBLEM - but I have to deliver in person :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
To those of you who weren't there - sorry if I have bored you. Try and make it to the next one - because these Munches are really good fun!!
Vix and Reese - I sent Chris away with a snog for both of you. Make sure he delivers!!!!!!
Oh and just to report that the Scots contingent WERE checking up on the action and I have been assured that the Scots Munch will be just as good - if not better. So BRING IT ON!!! :twisted: :twisted: I'll be drinking at that one so WATCH OUT!!! :twisted:
Oh and edit - number 2 or 3!! Who was it who said they recognised me by the back of my head!???? confused I've grown my hair since Notts snog auction!!! It is positively LONG for me :lol:
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1. CorrieFem at the beginning of the night "I don't really drink much".
CorrieFem at the end of the night " I am so very drunk"

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sounds about right! surprised bolt ;)
so gutted not to have made it! sad :( :( bring on the next one! biggrin :D :D
n x x x ;)
Sounds bloody brilliant Rainbows! sad
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Gem - gutted :evil:
Bring on the next one! biggrin God I love munches! :D :bounce:
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Vix and Reese - I sent Chris away with a snog for both of you. Make sure he delivers!!!!!!

That is so sweeeeet! And we will make sure. Promise. In fact, we'll get photographic proof.
Brill report, hun. Yes, it did read like an Oscar acceptance speech, but better.
So glad you had fun, sorry to hear you've got the decorators in.
Seriously now... are you free on Monday?
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Bring on the next one! biggrin God I love munches! :D :bounce:

So why weren't you at this one??? And no - I won't have that "I live ooop North crap!!". Would've been great to see you. Seems I still have a snog from you marked in my "songs to collect book" !!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
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Vix and Reese - I sent Chris away with a snog for both of you. Make sure he delivers!!!!!!

That is so sweeeeet! And we will make sure. Promise. In fact, we'll get photographic proof.
Okay - so make sure i get that proof!!!! lol :lol:
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Seriously now... are you free on Monday?

rotflmao :rotflmao:
Am writing the email now - "sorry Mr Bossman - but you see - I decided to travel to Glastonbury on Monday instead of working. Hope you don't mind - but you see - there's this lovely couple who live down there.........." :shock: :twisted:
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Bring on the next one! biggrin God I love munches! :D :bounce:

So why weren't you at this one??? And no - I won't have that "I live ooop North crap!!". Would've been great to see you. Seems I still have a snog from you marked in my "songs to collect book" !!!!! :twisted: :twisted:
OMG!
Why wasn't I at this munch??? :cry:
*makes a mental note to slip her hand behind rainbows head and gently kiss her until her knees go weak. :twisted:
Will PM you Reese!! But ummmm - could you edit out my name please redface surprisedops: lol :lol: :lol:
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Will PM you Reese!! But ummmm - could you edit out my name please redface surprisedops: lol :lol: :lol:

No worries, the public post was a fluke (and has been well and truly deleted) - honestly. I thought I was sending a PM (shows what 3 hours of post-midnight housework and 6 glasses of wine'll do to you)!! All rectified now! rolleyes
~Reese! :o
P.S. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
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Will PM you Reese!! But ummmm - could you edit out my name please redface surprisedops: lol :lol: :lol:

No worries, the public post was a fluke (and has been well and truly deleted) - honestly. I thought I was sending a PM (shows what 3 hours of post-midnight housework and 6 glasses of wine'll do to you)!! All rectified now! rolleyes
~Reese! :o
P.S. Mea culpa, mea maxima culpa.
Im hearin ya Reese , goin to do the washin up now ( look at clock and gulps ) . Pass the Stolly .
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Im hearin ya Reese , goin to do the washin up now ( look at clock and gulps ) . Pass the Stolly .

Silk and Big G - I am only JUST having my munch alcoholic quota!! So come-on - pass that stolly over here please!!!!!!
and yes - I am going to blatantly keep this bumped up the top till I go to bed to make you all feel jealous you weren't at the Essex munch.!! Hee hee
Well we had a great night last ...thanks to Denisebabe and Mr Discreet,we got to meet some really nice people,night went so quickly so never got to speak to everyone!
and it true, Libra tried to put Rainbows in her handbag and take her back to the hotel!
I feel ill - that's all I have to say on the matter at this moment!
Ooooohhh we're sooooo jealous we weren't there!!
Glad to hear everyone had a brill time!
Roll on 26th March!! :twisted: biggrin
And I have a V big handbag in which to kidnap peeps!!! lol
Love Fee and the Laird XXX
P.S. Thanks Denisebabe & Mr Discreet kiss
Now where did I put my bed?
Well, we made it through our first munch!!
What a great night, a big thanks to Denise and Mr D for organising a great evening.
We were the shy quiet couple at the bar for the first hour but thanks to some lovely people we soon relaxed and started to mingle!
Hello to Mrs FC, can't wait to read your posts lol , alex_female sorry didnt get a chance to say goodbye (you were very busy when we left!!!!!) and to totty you cheeky girl, am still laughing now smile
Fabio was most welcoming, along with with the 2 essex brothers.
All we can say is, now we have broken the ice there is no turning back, we are looking forward to the next one big time!
go on own up ......who was this at the munch?
Well, for the northerners who weren't there, I can say that it were a smashin' munch, reet gradely it were.
It was great to chat with ...erm...the ones I chatted with. I'm glad I was there in the afternoon, when people were actually able to HEAR themselves speak (no reflection on our fine DJ). It was good to chat with you, Drifter, Dreamer Helen, Bassman, DaveNotts, Alexfemale, Dave69ve and partner, Dave j, Gurl, Mrs FC, Vicky, Lazeeboy, and especially Rainbows kiss Wow, if I think that the self-styled "dykiest-looking one there" was the best-looking female there, I'm still trying to work out what that makes me! lol
Thanks Denise and Mr D for a well-organised munch - excellent!
Mike
Thanks to Denise and Mr D - Excellent night!
Made new friends and met old ones.
I hear that Libra-Love has been recruited by the Black September group for her kidnapping skills, apparently she induces the Stockholm Syndrome by snogging them till they faint.. (Good to finally meet ya babe!)
Benito - I hope you made it home m8. Good luck with the footie!
Marcuso "da management" - very slick mate... ;) cool
Mrs GenHertsCpl - sod the liitle black dress and stick to the jeans.. ;)
SunnyBunny - I'm very disappointed in you! A writer and editor? Can't even spell your own name...(shurley schum mishtake. Ed.) it's s-t-u-n-n-i-n-g-b-u-n-n-y... wink
Not sure my eyes will ever return to a reasonable orbit after watching the dancefloor.... :shock: :P :shock:
Stuart & Tanina - as always, excellent to see you both. safe journey..
Fabio Grooverider - What a nice guy! Kudos...
KinkyLuton - ya muppet! Be safe, see ya soon M8. ;)
Good too see that our Northern Friends now know why we're call "Southern Shandy Drinkers" - having been to the bar, you know it's all we can afford... confused :wink:
Until next time... Same channel.... Same Ghostie...
Its a shame I wasn't invited eventho I had put my name on the list - well i did put my name when i was a newbie and nobody knew me.
Look like all you guys had lots of fun, I still think that the ENGLISH MUNCH will beat the SCOTISH Munch - just rember euro 1996.
Anyway, can we have a middlesex munch pls some of us have no car and no transport.
I bet the forums are going to be full of posts for the next week about this. I look forward to reading them
Mike
I am hating this thread! evil
Venusxxx
But loving the fact Marmalaid is popping in on the way back home! :bounce:
He keeps saying `we`, and I keep forgetting to ask who the other person is. Anyone know who he`s travelling with?
Venusxxx
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But loving the fact Marmalaid is popping in on the way back home! :bounce:
He keeps saying `we`, and I keep forgetting to ask who the other person is. Anyone know who he`s travelling with?
Venusxxx

THINK I might wink How many snogs is it worth??? :twisted:
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THINK I might wink How many snogs is it worth??? :twisted:

You mean there`d be a limit?! surprised :wink:
Venusxxx
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THINK I might wink How many snogs is it worth??? :twisted:

You mean there`d be a limit?! surprised :wink:
Venusxxx
l.i.m.i.t Sorry? Don't understand that word???? dunno
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l.i.m.i.t Sorry? Don't understand that word???? dunno

Good girl! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Hi all.
What a great munch. Pity about the ending though. sad
Great to meet everyone. Not going to mention names. Need my bed and a good cry I think.
Thanks to DeniseBabe and Mr. D for organising everything, sorry I didn't get to meet you.
To everyone I did meet, great to put faces to names, you're all a scream. Sorry I didn't get to meet everyone.
Oh, and Rainbows, what can I say....I am in LUST babe! But need to cry all the same.
Chat to you all much later.
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Thanks to DeniseBabe and Mr. D for organising everything, sorry I didn't get to meet you.

Ooops - so you forgot the bit where I said "LibraLove this is Denisbabe. Denisebabe this is LibraLove" lol :lol:
Hope you okay confused
Have a good sleep!!!!! :therethere:
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But loving the fact Marmalaid is popping in on the way back home! :bounce:
He keeps saying `we`, and I keep forgetting to ask who the other person is. Anyone know who he`s travelling with?
Venusxxx

Could you give that guy a slap from me!.. between him, Dam buster and Marcuso. i was a nervous reck!.. turning round and finding them trying to stick a tongue down my throat!!.. revenge WILL be mine!!!.
Hi All. I'm "sort" of back for the munch. still on location!!!!.. still in essex (god help me!).
Thank you to Mr_D and Denise. for organisng the munch. i soke to MR_D late on reminding him that there are no munches for August yet (hint hint!!). and thanks for the Name tag. i know you might be thinging what a wierd thing to say. but it was designed so you could still see JGL clearly. i know. i know.. but its the small things that make me smile ( i just wish more ladies would say that thought!! wink )
I would like to say hello to all that i saw last night. i wont name the usual crowd that i see (you know who you are. and you know i love ya to bits!!.. well... errr....)
GREAT to see Marya, Dave Notts & Alex. its seemed like ages since we last cross paths.
Was great to see Libra love. (you think her avatar is eye popping trouser tightening mouth wateringly sexy. the rest of her is even more stunning!!) i would lov to know who told her that i blush. cause she reveled in the fact of making me go red. and thank you for the idea of a pre-munch drink. lets me get to say hello to a few people while i was sobar!!. and blush free (well......)
was nice to see Kinkyluton. a bit quieter than i expected!!...
Cheers to alex for doing the DJing. i was well gutted with the raffle. i got number "69". i thought that would of been the lucky ticket!... like hell it was... but then agian that was comes with being JiGgLe.
a Beletated "happy birthday" to Polo lady.. i wish someone had told me you could eat the cake. i was hovering over it every so often!!... was well gutted when the nice MR Muttley. informed me how nice it was!!!!!
anyway. i'm gonna get a nice mug of Coffee down my neck.
Jiggle
Well I have just woken up after a long night's sleep.......no hangover though cause I wasn't drinking last night......
Firstly a big thank you to Mr_D and DeniseBabe for a FAB night......I was so shy but quickly got into it....
A massive thank you to KitKat and Kit for really taking me under their wing and looking after me all night.....and thanks Kat for my Hollywood Kiss wink
Also a big thank you to Roger the Dragon and Charlotte The Damsel for my cuddle at the end of the evening, looking forward to seeing you at the Leicester Munch.
And a huge kiss to Drifter, Mike_North and Bassman for being my protectors during the afternoon and making sure I was never alone.....you all deserve huge snogs for that.....
Roll on the next one.....