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your mobile is for keeping in touch right
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Nokia Reaches the Parts Othermobiles Cannot Reach
Well there was that one time when id had a lot to drink ;) ;) lol
I actually belived that for a while... :doh:
Its probably been done by someone... blink
years ago when i had a mobile phone with a ariel (that vibrated) i used to put it thro my clit ring and call myself up off the house phone :twisted:
sorry thats the best i have i never shoved it up my arse lol
:shock: :shock: :shock: That looks painful
Someone remind me (I'm feeling lazy today), who was it who wanted to try the mars bar?
Maybe they could try a mobile phone instead
amazing picture clarity of the mobile, these xrays are fab biggrin
although I think shes to busy try to save face infront of the medical staff than to worry about the pain.
Anyway whats her no. :evil2:
Oh my, How would you explain that to the doctors and nurses, or even get to the hospital surprised
Wonder if she called the ambulance or got on her local bus to get there ?
Hello there mrs X what can we do for you?
Erm I have a mobile phone stuck up my arse!
Ok mrs X i dare you to take a seat! lol
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
:shock: :shock: :shock: That looks painful
Someone remind me (I'm feeling lazy today), who was it who wanted to try the mars bar?
Maybe they could try a mobile phone instead

I think you'll find that was Harry Jones biggrin
You can certainly tell who bothered to read the article all the way to the end:
"Now look here. The above picture is something that we knocked up in the office. If you check out the description it says "Artist's impression of what doctors might have seen". Of course it's not a real X-ray. It wasn't even meant to look like a real X-ray. It was a visual gag, a joke. The story, however, is true. Do you see what we've done now?"
I used to sit on top of my mums washing machine when it was on full spin to enjoy the vibration biggrin thank god it did,nt fit lol :shock: wink that would have taken some explaining at the hospital confused
...brings a whole new meaning to talking out of your arse :shock:
Well, I wonder if anyone in the A&E waiting room wondered why she wouldn't answer her mobile. More importantly why she wouldn't switch it off, now that she was in the hospital.
I found this for anyone who is a little fascinated in using their own mobile. But please be careful accidents can be embarrassing. rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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...brings a whole new meaning to talking out of your arse :shock:

....or a new meaning to the term "booty call" lol