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We have noticed in several profiles the words "exceptional males only"
My question is, how does one know if you are exceptional or not? And what does it mean, exceptional what, Body, looks, conversation?
If I was a single male this statement might scare me off
Quote by Bluefish2009
We have noticed in several profiles the words "exceptional males only"
My question is, how does one know if you are exceptional or not? And what does it mean, exceptional what, Body, looks, conversation?
If I was a single male this statement might scare me off

Im scared off already bolt
It scares me off!!! I am bloody exceptional at snooker and catching grapes in my mouth when thrown from a distance of 20 metres or more (not easy when playing snooker) but when i answer the said ads they do not seem interested, how exceptional does one have to be?
Oh i can also hold my breath and lick deeply for hours.........exceptional????
It scares me off!!! I am bloody exceptional at snooker and catching grapes in my mouth when thrown from a distance of 20 metres or more (not easy when playing snooker) but when i answer the said ads they do not seem interested, how exceptional does one have to be?
Oh i can also hold my breath and lick deeply for hours.........exceptional????
If they can do a double back flip while tossing a pancake, dressed in a tutu and doc martins (and have a great arse) I'd meet them just for the entertainment value....
Quote by anais
If they can do a double back flip while tossing a pancake, dressed in a tutu and doc martins (and have a great arse) I'd meet them just for the entertainment value....

That would be BIoke then.. he's good at tossing most things :grin:
I noticed that the other when I was browsing for 'murderous cunts'. I didn't find any by the way. It would simpler if people were entirely honest and profiled themselves as such.
I wonder at which point you stop being exceptional to anyone else, and simply become what you are.................lonely?
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If they can do a double back flip while tossing a pancake, dressed in a tutu and doc martins (and have a great arse) I'd meet them just for the entertainment value....

Oh If only I had kept my self in shape and not let may arse go mad
Is it not just couples thinking that if they are going to involve another guy in their bedroom antics - they may as well pick from the top of the tree rather than accept just anyone.
Sadly, but honestly, there are a lot of single guys around, so maybe some couples are just being ultra choosy. That is their choice isn't it - and do you think an examination is needed for the meaning of "an exceptional male," if we are talking sexually?
My guess would be they would be looking for gym fit, hung like a horse and plenty of stamina. Not our cup of tea - but that is how we read ads like that.
Quote by Bluefish2009
If they can do a double back flip while tossing a pancake, dressed in a tutu and doc martins (and have a great arse) I'd meet them just for the entertainment value....

Oh If only I had kept my self in shape and not let may arse go mad
Well how can we judge? With a fine arse like the one in your avatar distracting us from your one, you can probably get away with anything.
I didn't think swinging required anyone with exceptional qualities. What would they be useful for? Apart from creating an impression and such like. But where and when would these exceptional qualities be employed. obviously in the act of shagging thereof.
But what about those other exceptional qualities? the things that helped you make that all important decision to meet this wonderguy? Aren't you just a teeny bit interested in seeing how they take effect once put into action?
Can he boil an egg in an exceptional way? Anyway that's useless he won't be there in the morning for breakfast...........
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If I was a single male this statement might scare me off

Not arf! lol
Quote by anais
If they can do a double back flip while tossing a pancake, dressed in a tutu and doc martins (and have a great arse) I'd meet them just for the entertainment value....

So you've heard of my Buster Blood-vessel impersonation? biggrin
Quote by BrightonGeezer
If they can do a double back flip while tossing a pancake, dressed in a tutu and doc martins (and have a great arse) I'd meet them just for the entertainment value....

So you've heard of my Buster Blood-vessel impersonation? biggrin
It was the huge tongue I heard about :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by Bluefish2009
If I was a single male this statement might scare me off

It does....
I dont reply to any advert that states that or indeed states a preference for anything other than average/normal types of guy....
Simply because I would be wasting their and my time...
Quote by duncanlondon
I wonder at which point you stop being exceptional to anyone else, and simply become what you are.................lonely?

Quite some time ago....
Could it mean that they want fuckers not wankers?
Just a thought
Quote by Al1963
Could it mean that they want fuckers not wankers?
Just a thought

confused??:
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If they can do a double back flip while tossing a pancake, dressed in a tutu and doc martins (and have a great arse) I'd meet them just for the entertainment value....

Oh If only I had kept my self in shape and not let may arse go mad
Well how can we judge? With a fine arse like the one in your avatar distracting us from your one, you can probably get away with anything.
Thanks, I have to show the wife’s arse in our avatar, show mine and I would be responsible for terrorising every one here evil
I have on my profile that I occasionally meet exceptional single guys - By exceptional I mean guys with a modicum of intelligence, total respect and those who I have some sort or rapport with, the latter being the most important. It's got bugger all to do with being well hung, gymn fit, fat, thin, tall, short, blond, dark, black or white.
I see nothing wrong with this and its not meant to put single guys off in anyway or offend anyone.
I also see nothing wrong in being choosey in the swinging lifestyle, just because we swing, it doesnt mean we will shag anything or anyone. We have high standards in our general life; why would we lower them in the swinging lifestyle.
Quote by anais
If they can do a double back flip while tossing a pancake, dressed in a tutu and doc martins (and have a great arse) I'd meet them just for the entertainment value....

So you've heard of my Buster Blood-vessel impersonation? biggrin
It was the huge tongue I heard about :lol2: :lol2:
When I'm doing the can can I often stick it out!
Quote by duncanlondon
I noticed that the other when I was browsing for 'murderous cunts'. I didn't find any by the way. It would simpler if people were entirely honest and profiled themselves as such.

I didn't want to put it in the profile as I thought people might enjoy the surprise
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I have on my profile that I occasionally meet exceptional single guys - By exceptional I mean guys with a modicum of intelligence, total respect and those who I have some sort or rapport with, the latter being the most important. It's got bugger all to do with being well hung, gymn fit, fat, thin, tall, short, blond, dark, black or white.
I see nothing wrong with this and its not meant to put single guys off in anyway or offend anyone.
I also see nothing wrong in being choosey in the swinging lifestyle, just because we swing, it doesnt mean we will shag anything or anyone. We have high standards in our general life; why would we lower them in the swinging lifestyle.

Choosey is bad, it leaves me out mad
Just as well i only watch lol
Might I just say goldsmith, that is a wonderful rear view :smitten:
"except" me, that the way I read it.
lp
I think its just another one of those expressions that have gotten about and been adopted as part of the language of advertising for sex.
Perhaps a way of saying 'we're quality because we only choose it'
It still does not exclude the possibility that the advertiser may just as easily get fed up waiting for the exceptional and elect to have sex with the worst possible forms of human life.
Quote by Bluefish2009
I have on my profile that I occasionally meet exceptional single guys - By exceptional I mean guys with a modicum of intelligence, total respect and those who I have some sort or rapport with, the latter being the most important. It's got bugger all to do with being well hung, gymn fit, fat, thin, tall, short, blond, dark, black or white.
I see nothing wrong with this and its not meant to put single guys off in anyway or offend anyone.
I also see nothing wrong in being choosey in the swinging lifestyle, just because we swing, it doesnt mean we will shag anything or anyone. We have high standards in our general life; why would we lower them in the swinging lifestyle.

Choosey is bad, it leaves me out mad
Just as well i only watch lol
Might I just say goldsmith, that is a wonderful rear view :smitten:
Thanks, and the same to you xx
Quote by duncanlondon
I think its just another one of those expressions that have gotten about and been adopted as part of the language of advertising for sex.
Perhaps a way of saying 'we're quality because we only choose it'
It still does not exclude the possibility that the advertiser may just as easily get fed up waiting for the exceptional and elect to have sex with the worst possible forms of human life.

BINGO!
lp
Quote by duncanlondon
I think its just another one of those expressions that have gotten about and been adopted as part of the language of advertising for sex.
Perhaps a way of saying 'we're quality because we only choose it'
It still does not exclude the possibility that the advertiser may just as easily get fed up waiting for the exceptional and elect to have sex with the worst possible forms of human life.

Ahh, there are lots of exceptional people here, so no need to wait for the worst possible forms of human life lol
I find when I come across ladies who love to snog men they make an exception of me :sad: lol
If I responded to adverts I would skip rapidly over anyone asking for an exceptional male as I don't consider I have any claim on any level to that title.
I can't be everywhere at once you know..................rolleyes