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Expedition Into the unknown..............
Sex God
First of all you gotta remember that yer flat hat is not fer keeping yer meat pie in. And yer muffler is something they put on the car exhausts down here.
'Ah whippit' is something you say to the Dom in the stockings not a pet, pet!
Jeez, with Davej going 'oop north' and you coming 'darn sath' the centre of gravity doesn't know what to do!
'Ah whippit' is something you say to the Dom in the stockings not a pet, pet!
Jeez, with Davej going 'oop north' and you coming 'darn sath' the centre of gravity doesn't know what to do!
Casanova
Alex,
Having spent some considerable time in the Deep South I find if you leave your flat cap at home and talk slowly they will eventually come to understand you. If you want I could be your tour guide
Having spent some considerable time in the Deep South I find if you leave your flat cap at home and talk slowly they will eventually come to understand you. If you want I could be your tour guide
Sex God
I'm guessing that one of the things your going to notice is a big round yellowish thing in the sky, now I don't really know where abouts you will start to see it, but don't get alarmed, it's called the sun and by all accounts it's been hanging around up there for a few good years. Its a bit bright, but don't go worrying about it keeping you awake at night cos when it gets dark you can't see it.
Summint else that may alarm you is the houses, they've got gaps in between them, it's normal there hasn't been an attack from the big yellow thing in the sky, thats burned out every other house, they just build em that way.
Summint else that may alarm you is the houses, they've got gaps in between them, it's normal there hasn't been an attack from the big yellow thing in the sky, thats burned out every other house, they just build em that way.
Can you fetch some balms down wi yer and some oatcakes too as I am running short of such exotic northern delights ... it may stand you in good stead if you eat the scones pronounced with an 'o' as in sc 'o' nes not sc 'on' es .. if you come to Devon you also get clotted cream with em 
.. we may even tell you how we make it :twisted:
DD
.. we may even tell you how we make it :twisted: DD
You may well get your nose broken. This won't happen through any actual malice, you will just expect someone 2 steps ahead of you going through a door to hold it open for you like we do up here. This does not happen dahn sarf as they are still all under the spell of that bitch Thatcher and stopping to hold the door open for someone is of a second they could have been making more money.
Quote by Phire
You may well get your nose broken. This won't happen through any actual malice, you will just expect someone 2 steps ahead of you going through a door to hold it open for you like we do up here. This does not happen dahn sarf as they are still all under the spell of that bitch Thatcher and stopping to hold the door open for someone is of a second they could have been making more money.
:lol: :lol: :lol: So true
Let us know when your back we'll hold a welcome back party and make things better for you
Mr goodtimez
Quote by Phire
You may well get your nose broken. This won't happen through any actual malice, you will just expect someone 2 steps ahead of you going through a door to hold it open for you like we do up here. This does not happen dahn sarf as they are still all under the spell of that bitch Thatcher and stopping to hold the door open for someone is of a second they could have been making more money.
only if you follow a woman it would check it out
:shock:
Quote by SXBOY
Could anybody give me handy hints regarding the food and the language please?
Fancy a duck?
for a pet or for dinner ? ?
ICE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!!! I have only just seen this!!!!!
But you'd have to bring it to me because I'm a bit tipsy and can't drive!!!!!!
TY to my mate SXBOY for bringing this to my attention""""
Sex God
Quote by Debbiewebs
dont ask for a cob..........they think its a horse! :shock:
and if any one out they doesent no what i am on about .......a cob is what others call a roll!............... but it a bloody cob!...cob cob cob!
Ooohhh Debbiewebs.................... fancy a cob in the hay then
:grin: Quote by Alexandra
Could anybody give me handy hints regarding the food and the language please?
Fancy a duck?
for a pet or for dinner ? ?
ICE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!!! I have only just seen this!!!!!
But you'd have to bring it to me because I'm a bit tipsy and can't drive!!!!!!
TY to my mate SXBOY for bringing this to my attention""""
OK - sod tipsy (who is she anyway?) - 3/4 bottle of red consumed!!!!!!!!!
And your flipping phone isn't working!
Flippin Heck
What do they put in the water down here?
I am knackered!
Went to bed (alone I might add) before 9pm and only woke up this morning at gone 8am!!
It's a good job I'm not supposed to be in till 11!
I should have organised this trip better and taken the opportunity to have met up with s few of you southern softies for a bevvie or maybe a trip to RIos (I fancy going there).
I did have a great night on Tuesday though with a fellow Northerner.
Food was crap but the company, great.
We talked for England. I think it was a competition to see who could talk most. He can talk the hind legs off a donkey, my god it was difficult to shut him up !
Just kidding - twas brill.
Off to have tea cooked for me this evening too - really, really looking forward to that!!!!
In fact if it wasn't for a text to confirm arrangements coming thru at 8am - I may well have been still asleep now!!!
Right - into the shower.....................
What do they put in the water down here?
I am knackered!
Went to bed (alone I might add) before 9pm and only woke up this morning at gone 8am!!
It's a good job I'm not supposed to be in till 11!
I should have organised this trip better and taken the opportunity to have met up with s few of you southern softies for a bevvie or maybe a trip to RIos (I fancy going there).
I did have a great night on Tuesday though with a fellow Northerner.
Food was crap but the company, great.
We talked for England. I think it was a competition to see who could talk most. He can talk the hind legs off a donkey, my god it was difficult to shut him up !
Just kidding - twas brill.
Off to have tea cooked for me this evening too - really, really looking forward to that!!!!
In fact if it wasn't for a text to confirm arrangements coming thru at 8am - I may well have been still asleep now!!!
Right - into the shower.....................
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
Could anybody give me handy hints regarding the food and the language please?
Fancy a duck?
for a pet or for dinner ? ?
ICE!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes!!!!! I have only just seen this!!!!!
But you'd have to bring it to me because I'm a bit tipsy and can't drive!!!!!!
TY to my mate SXBOY for bringing this to my attention""""
OK - sod tipsy (who is she anyway?) - 3/4 bottle of red consumed!!!!!!!!!
And your flipping phone isn't working!
You may think this a flimsy excuse, but I swear it is gospel...
At the time you wrote the above, I had just dropped my mobile in the lavvy at work. :!:
After several hours of drying out it was still behaving oddly. Fortunately the sim card survived unscathed and I've put it in another phone.
Oh, and at long last the landline is now working again.
Now then... about that duck... let's compare diaries ;)
Ice xxx
Quote by Ice Pie
You may think this a flimsy excuse, but I swear it is gospel...
At the time you wrote the above, I had just dropped my mobile in the lavvy at work. :!:
After several hours of drying out it was still behaving oddly.
Ice xxx
Flimsy??????????
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Hopefully I will be down again...
Sex God
Quote by SXBOY
You may think this a flimsy excuse, but I swear it is gospel...
At the time you wrote the above, I had just dropped my mobile in the lavvy at work. :!:
After several hours of drying out it was still behaving oddly.
Ice xxx
Is this one of the 3g phones,,,is it really alive ?
It's an O2, appropriately named as it evidently needs oxygen to survive, as I found out yesterday when I drowned it.
Casanova
Quote by Alexandra
Flippin Heck
What do they put in the water down here?
I am knackered!
Went to bed (alone I might add) before 9pm and only woke up this morning at gone 8am!!
It's a good job I'm not supposed to be in till 11!
I should have organised this trip better and taken the opportunity to have met up with s few of you southern softies for a bevvie or maybe a trip to RIos (I fancy going there).
I did have a great night on Tuesday though with a fellow Northerner.
Food was crap but the company, great.
We talked for England. I think it was a competition to see who could talk most. He can talk the hind legs off a donkey, my god it was difficult to shut him up !
Just kidding - twas brill.
Off to have tea cooked for me this evening too - really, really looking forward to that!!!!
In fact if it wasn't for a text to confirm arrangements coming thru at 8am - I may well have been still asleep now!!!
Right - into the shower.....................
Alexandra,
You say he talked a lot, that will be because us northerners are intelegent quick witted people with personallity full of the joy of living. Just cause we need our black pudding and pigs trotters dosent mean we dont have loads of EK E THUMP! (for those not old enought to remember refer to The Goodies) or was it just nerves from having to leave the flat cap at home?
Quote by Dune
You say he talked a lot, that will be because us northerners are intelegent quick witted people with personallity full of the joy of living. Just cause we need our black pudding and pigs trotters dosent mean we dont have loads of EK E THUMP! (for those not old enought to remember refer to The Goodies) or was it just nerves from having to leave the flat cap at home?
OK - I'll have to think hard on that one!!!!!!!!
Well my day isn't going to plan - the lecturer has called in sick and we are having a replacement sent. So you lot are just going to have to put up with me for a bit longer this morning!
Well my little adventure draws to a close........
I seem to have survived my time darn sarf and am not preparing to head back to civilisation as I know it!
So thanks to my tremendous tour guide for a wonderful night on Tuesday.....see you for lunch soon!
And thanks to the perfect gentleman who cooked for me last night!
Sappho - you are one lucky lady - he is a brilliant cook!
And the twins look absolutely GORGEOUS!!!! Understandably so with such a stunning mother.
So - friday rush hour here I come....
I seem to have survived my time darn sarf and am not preparing to head back to civilisation as I know it!
So thanks to my tremendous tour guide for a wonderful night on Tuesday.....see you for lunch soon!
And thanks to the perfect gentleman who cooked for me last night!
Sappho - you are one lucky lady - he is a brilliant cook!
And the twins look absolutely GORGEOUS!!!! Understandably so with such a stunning mother.
So - friday rush hour here I come....
Quote by Alexandra
Well my little adventure draws to a close........
I seem to have survived my time darn sarf and am not preparing to head back to civilisation as I know it!
So thanks to my tremendous tour guide for a wonderful night on Tuesday.....see you for lunch soon!
And thanks to the perfect gentleman who cooked for me last night!
Sappho - you are one lucky lady - he is a brilliant cook!
And the twins look absolutely GORGEOUS!!!! Understandably so with such a stunning mother.
So - friday rush hour here I come....
SAFE TRIP HOME
Why you would want to go south of watford is a mystery to me.
You will have to learn new speech,like: sarf, norf
and things like:
aplles and pears
norf and sarf
gregory peck
j arfur rank ( you just knew that was coming).
they think they won WW1 & II
Their footy teams contain no englishmen
Their beer is crap.
Some of their women are not what they appear to be (sorry, no offence meant)
The best things about the south are :
The M1 and the M6 out of the dog hole.
A survey was done on the TV and southerners were found to be the most unfriendly people in Britain.
Eastenders - how crap is that.
The Kray twins - wimps
I had better stop there - i am begining to rant
Apart from all of those they are OK
You will have to learn new speech,like: sarf, norf
and things like:
aplles and pears
norf and sarf
gregory peck
j arfur rank ( you just knew that was coming).
they think they won WW1 & II
Their footy teams contain no englishmen
Their beer is crap.
Some of their women are not what they appear to be (sorry, no offence meant)
The best things about the south are :
The M1 and the M6 out of the dog hole.
A survey was done on the TV and southerners were found to be the most unfriendly people in Britain.
Eastenders - how crap is that.
The Kray twins - wimps
I had better stop there - i am begining to rant
Apart from all of those they are OK
Quote by Baggy Boy
Why you would want to go south of watford is a mystery to me.
You will have to learn new speech,like: sarf, norf
and things like:
aplles and pears
norf and sarf
gregory peck
j arfur rank ( you just knew that was coming).
they think they won WW1 & II
Their footy teams contain no englishmen
Their beer is crap.
Some of their women are not what they appear to be (sorry, no offence meant)
The best things about the south are :
The M1 and the M6 out of the dog hole.
A survey was done on the TV and southerners were found to be the most unfriendly people in Britain.
Eastenders - how crap is that.
The Kray twins - wimps
I had better stop there - i am begining to rant
Apart from all of those they are OK
oight your lot are the worst
:shock:
Quote by markz
Why you would want to go south of watford is a mystery to me.
You will have to learn new speech,like: sarf, norf
and things like:
aplles and pears
norf and sarf
gregory peck
j arfur rank ( you just knew that was coming).
they think they won WW1 & II
Their footy teams contain no englishmen
Their beer is crap.
Some of their women are not what they appear to be (sorry, no offence meant)
The best things about the south are :
The M1 and the M6 out of the dog hole.
A survey was done on the TV and southerners were found to be the most unfriendly people in Britain.
Eastenders - how crap is that.
The Kray twins - wimps
I had better stop there - i am begining to rant
Apart from all of those they are OK
oight your lot are the worst
:shock:
I can't get into it, - but it is obviously a work of fiction perpetrated by the southern gutter press
:lol: :lol: :lol: 