Expert at

19 Apr 2008

How many profiles have you read where it says "Im an oral expert" or 'expert at giving O'??
Ive seen tons of em and what I want to know is, what qualifies these people and I have to say, its mostly male profiles, to say they are experts? Do they go to college to learn? Is there a Night Class they attend? Do they get credits or a certificate to say they are, what they say they are 'Expert' ! Is there a Guild of Expert Oral Givers?
Id love to find one of these 'experts' but I will need the proof you are, what you say you are. Do I look in the Yellow Pages like I would for an expert 'french polisher' or any other kind of expert?

19 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
Id love to find one of these 'experts' but I will need the proof you are, what you say you are. Do I look in the Yellow Pages like I would for an expert 'french polisher' or any other kind of expert?

Does it have to be a man, and when are you shortlisting? :rascal:

19 Apr 2008

If there's a college course where do I enroll :rascal:

19 Apr 2008

Have you never heard of an Oral exam?
H.x

19 Apr 2008

Quote by H-x
Have you never heard of an Oral exam?
H.x

Indeed but I probably am overdue a retest ;-)

19 Apr 2008

If it has to be a man, I can recommend someone who is an expert :twisted:

19 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
If it has to be a man, I can recommend someone who is an expert :twisted:

Shireen says she can as well :rascal:

19 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
How many profiles have you read where it says "Im an oral expert" or 'expert at giving O'??
Ive seen tons of em and what I want to know is, what qualifies these people and I have to say, its mostly male profiles, to say they are experts? Do they go to college to learn? Is there a Night Class they attend? Do they get credits or a certificate to say they are, what they say they are 'Expert' ! Is there a Guild of Expert Oral Givers?
Id love to find one of these 'experts' but I will need the proof you are, what you say you are. Do I look in the Yellow Pages like I would for an expert 'french polisher' or any other kind of expert?

I thought that's what french polishing is all about! lol

Don't know if I'm an expert but, like Steve, I'm prepared to take the exam (I hope it's one of those 4 hour jobbies).
Who's the examinatrix?
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19 Apr 2008

Quote by Steve
If it has to be a man, I can recommend someone who is an expert :twisted:

Shireen says she can as well :rascal:
tell shireen my diarys full....... rolleyes

19 Apr 2008

Quote by markz
If it has to be a man, I can recommend someone who is an expert :twisted:

Shireen says she can as well :rascal:
tell shireen my diarys full....... rolleyes

I have and she has just popped out....
To give thanks :roll:

19 Apr 2008

I think... the only person who can say a giver is an expert ... is the receiver!
Any giver who says he/she is an expert is being a big head imo, I've been told I'm good at giving BJ's but I wouldn't go around saying I was an expert at it cool

19 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
I think... the only person who can say a giver is an expert ... is the receiver!
Any giver who says he/she is an expert is being a big head imo, I've been told I'm good at giving BJ's but I wouldn't go around saying I was an expert at it

As you rightly said......
The only one who can comment is the receiver innocent

19 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
Don't know if I'm an expert but, like Steve, I'm prepared to take the exam (I hope it's one of those 4 hour jobbies).
Who's the examinatrix?
.
.

Well i guess that would have to be me then :small-print:
Result ! :P
Trix xx

20 Apr 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

Id love to find one of these 'experts' but I will need the proof you are, what you say you are. Do I look in the Yellow Pages like I would for an expert 'french polisher' or any other kind of expert?

Does it have to be a man, and when are you shortlisting? :rascal:
redface

ops: :oops:
No. Well I cant be seen to be discriminating can I.
Sex discrimination is against the law isnt it? wink

20 Apr 2008

Quote by Steve
If there's a college course where do I enroll :rascal:

It would seem you will need to ask H-x,shes the one with the 'gen' on exams lol

20 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
I thought that's what french polishing is all about!
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Thats only if you have a nice piece of wood! Do you happen to have nice wood?

20 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
I think... the only person who can say a giver is an expert ... is the receiver!
Any giver who says he/she is an expert is being a big head imo, I've been told I'm good at giving BJ's but I wouldn't go around saying I was an expert at it

Well thats how it struck me Mar. Anyone saying they are expert is a bighead. I notice we havent had any 'experts' posting in reply and Id really love them to join us and tell me all bout their expertise.
It would seem you have references Mar wink

Nothing wrong in blowing your own trumpet, or anyone elses for that matter, with refs to back you up lol

20 Apr 2008

Quote by Trixie_female

Don't know if I'm an expert but, like Steve, I'm prepared to take the exam (I hope it's one of those 4 hour jobbies).
Who's the examinatrix?
.
.

Well i guess that would have to be me then :small-print:
Result ! :P
Trix xx
:giggle:

20 Apr 2008

oh and while we are about it, are there any 'experts' who can teach me to multi quote rolleyes

20 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
oh and while we are about it, are there any 'experts' who can teach me to multi quote

I managed it once !! lol

Blimey somebody musta upset me !!! :lol:
Seem to remember I copied it all onto a word document and when I`d done it all, copied and pasted back.
There`s probably an easier way. dunno

That's how I do it Flower. Either that or a lot of cutting/pasting and back/forth to posts and quoting with added quotes each time.
Hel, hit 'quote' as you would for one quote. Copy the bit you want then paste it into a word document. Go back and quote all the bits you want to comment on, in turn. I usually leave a couple of lines between each quote so they aren't all one block of text. Then add in your comments on the word document. You have to be careful to add your comments at the right point, so that they don't appear in someone else's quote - hence leaving a couple of lines when I paste them. Copy the whole word document and paste it into a reply box.
Saves getting timed out too, that way.

20 Apr 2008

I normally log in twice if I need to multi-quote..
One window for the finished document and one window I use to copy all the quotes from and each time I add a bit to the finished document I review it to save getting timed out...

20 Apr 2008

Quote by Trixie_female

Don't know if I'm an expert but, like Steve, I'm prepared to take the exam (I hope it's one of those 4 hour jobbies).
Who's the examinatrix?
.
.

Well i guess that would have to be me then :small-print:
Result ! :P
Trix xx
lol

Nice one!

Quote by helnheaven

I thought that's what french polishing is all about! :lol:
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Thats only if you have a nice piece of wood! Do you happen to have nice wood?
Errrrm - it's antique and a bit dense. Will that do?

Quote by jaymar
I've been told I'm good at giving BJ's but I wouldn't go around saying I was an expert at it

:notes:
I'm a smartarse aren't I? Steve's method of multi-quoting works but I've now got crossed eyes and me brain just blew a fuse! :crazy:
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20 Apr 2008

Quote by Steve
I normally log in twice if I need to multi-quote..
One window for the finished document and one window I use to copy all the quotes from and each time I add a bit to the finished document I review it to save getting timed out...

So that's how you do it.......... cor I'm learning all the time in here! lol

20 Apr 2008

Quote by helnheaven
I think... the only person who can say a giver is an expert ... is the receiver!
Any giver who says he/she is an expert is being a big head imo, I've been told I'm good at giving BJ's but I wouldn't go around saying I was an expert at it

Well thats how it struck me Mar. Anyone saying they are expert is a bighead. I notice we havent had any 'experts' posting in reply and Id really love them to join us and tell me all bout their expertise.
It would seem you have references Mar wink

Nothing wrong in blowing your own trumpet, or anyone elses for that matter, with refs to back you up lol

:smoke:
I wouldn't go as far as to blow my own trumpet but I'd blow a few others' tho blast

20 Apr 2008

Quote by jaymar
I think... the only person who can say a giver is an expert ... is the receiver!
Any giver who says he/she is an expert is being a big head imo, I've been told I'm good at giving BJ's but I wouldn't go around saying I was an expert at it

Well thats how it struck me Mar. Anyone saying they are expert is a bighead. I notice we havent had any 'experts' posting in reply and Id really love them to join us and tell me all bout their expertise.
It would seem you have references Mar wink

Nothing wrong in blowing your own trumpet, or anyone elses for that matter, with refs to back you up lol

:smoke:
I wouldn't go as far as to blow my own trumpet but I'd blow a few others' tho blast

Choon reaches for his cornet.....
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20 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
Choon reaches for his cornet.....

Ooh - may I have a lick?

20 Apr 2008

Quote by TheLovelyOne
Choon reaches for his cornet.....

Ooh - may I have a lick?
As long as you don't call me Mr Softee. wink

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20 Apr 2008

Quote by westerross
Choon reaches for his cornet.....

Ooh - may I have a lick?
As long as you don't call me Mr Softee. wink

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Mr Whippy? whip

20 Apr 2008

Quote by TheLovelyOne
Choon reaches for his cornet.....

Ooh - may I have a lick?
OO, can i get mine with nuts please ? :lickface:
Trix xx

20 Apr 2008

Quote by flower411
Choon reaches for his cornet.....

Ooh - may I have a lick?
OO, can i get mine with nuts please ? :lickface:
Trix xx
Hazelnuts ??
Phew, back on Topic!