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Quote by Noel
I'm on 108 - guess I should really create a proper profile! cool

Can someone please go and view my profile because I refuse point blank to be beaten by some guy who's only picture is someone elses guitar (but a nice one at that) evil
if its all about numbers and you want your number of views upped, go in the chatroom and watch it soar, if you post "i want a fuck now" it will go off the scale!!!!
not sure it will work for guys though but you never know
oh dear
staggy
can't we just beat you with the guitar instead :twisted:
Quote by meat2pleaseu
can't we just buy you the guitar instead :twisted:

:shock: :shock: Thats a generous offer I'd love to accept thankyou meaty biggrin
Maybe a guitar / shed combo could work...
I might include guitar avatars for extras members.
Quote by dambuster

His bit
neil x x x ;)

Quote by Then Mal
All that, ending with ...............
We have 450,000 members here and only a fraction are whinging, but God are they whinging about some totally insignificant things!! Some yes, are relevent and may or may not change, but others................................
Mal

I still think the 450k++ is a bullshit figure of the memebrship.
I view that as many people have at sometime over the last few years, filled in the registration pages.
Yes - some people (including me) are whinging about " totally insignificant things" - that's things that are totally insignificant to others, but not themselves - the "Tossers Spam Charter" for one.
I remember well the thread you yourself started andstickied about banning persistant PM spammers.
So - please bear in mind - What's insignificant to you, may well be important to others
thank you dammy! worship :thumbup:
i deliberately bit my tongue, cos i would have got into bother, and left myself wide open to possible accusations of trolling and whinging for the sake of whinging! rolleyes
neil x x x ;)
Quote by Noel
Maybe a guitar / shed combo could work...
I might include guitar avatars for extras members.

Sodding typical give the ones with cash to burn all the good avatars evil lol
Quote by neilinleeds
i deliberately bit my tongue, cos i would have got into bother, and left myself wide open to possible accusations of trolling and whinging for the sake of whinging! rolleyes
neil x x x ;)

That's ok Matey.
They can line me up against a wall and shoot me,
or
They can cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians,
or they can even
Cover me in Marmite and call me Irene.
wink
Quote by dambuster

i deliberately bit my tongue, cos i would have got into bother, and left myself wide open to possible accusations of trolling and whinging for the sake of whinging! rolleyes
neil x x x ;)

That's ok Matey.
They can line me up against a wall and shoot me,
or
They can cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians,
or they can even
Cover me in Marmite and call me Irene.
wink
He's gonna be needed a new name and image when HLB and Sarah catch up with him
:giggle:
Cx
Quote by Calista

i deliberately bit my tongue, cos i would have got into bother, and left myself wide open to possible accusations of trolling and whinging for the sake of whinging! rolleyes
neil x x x ;)

That's ok Matey.
They can line me up against a wall and shoot me,
or
They can cover me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians,
or they can even
Cover me in Marmite and call me Irene.
wink
He's gonna be needed a new name and image when HLB and Sarah catch up with him
:giggle:
Cx
I see 'Bob' is clearly getting better passionkiss
Quote by Irene

His bit
neil x x x ;)

Quote by Then Mal
All that, ending with ...............
We have 450,000 members here and only a fraction are whinging, but God are they whinging about some totally insignificant things!! Some yes, are relevent and may or may not change, but others................................
Mal

I still think the 450k++ is a bullshit figure of the memebrship.
I view that as many people have at sometime over the last few years, filled in the registration pages.
Yes - some people (including me) are whinging about " totally insignificant things" - that's things that are totally insignificant to others, but not themselves - the "Tossers Spam Charter" for one.
I remember well the thread you yourself started andstickied about banning persistant PM spammers.
So - please bear in mind - What's insignificant to you, may well be important to others
the figure of 450,000 may well be unrealistic and again, does it matter whether it's 450,000 or 4,500 (the number currently online) - not to me. That's for Admin to get concerned with. It's just a number.
As I said in my post, some of the whinges are relevent and do affect peoples' enjoyment of the site, but some are whinging for whinging sake, because it appears to be the 'thing to do' when changes occur. It's a case of getting the balance right. Make constructive criticism by all means, make sensible suggestions as to what will improve the site - that's what is appreciated by all.
I'm sure Admin don't have a bottomless pit of money to throw at the site and at some stage they have to make commercial decisions about how that money is spent. Some changes cost more than others and some changes come bundled with others, pretty much like when you get something from Microsoft. To take something out of that bundle after installation may not be cost effective to appease a very small minority of the Site. Thats not to say they shouldn't consider it. The change that may be required, although maybe for a small minority, might have a significant impact on all users, so it might be the thing to do. Who are we to tell them how to spend their money for our enjoyment?
As to what I need to bear in mind is also what everyone else needs to bear in mind, Dammie, I'm not an exception, no more than you or Neil are. We're just members with an opinion, with no-ones' opinion counting higher than anothers.
Mal
Quote by Noel
Maybe a guitar / shed combo could work...
I might include guitar avatars for extras members.

Do you include extra Noel for extra members too??? :rascal:
Quote by Mal
As to what I need to bear in mind is also what everyone else needs to bear in mind, Dammie, I'm not an exception, no more than you or Neil are. We're just members with an opinion, with no-ones' opinion counting higher than anothers.
Mal

Indeedy :thumbup:
mal,
i bit my tongue earlier when you replied directly to me. you've now seen fit to bring my name into this thread again, so i feel i have a right of reply!
first off . . . in this thread, and the other one about cam stealth, how many people, other than dammy and i, posted? both threads have gone on for 8 pages or more. 20 posts per page . . . how many people does that make raising genuine concerns?
did a lot of ops also post criticisms in these threads? do you imagine for one minute that those ops are trolling, and whinging for the sake of whinging, or do you think they are trying to be constructive, and offer valid criticism based on genuine concern? somehow, i can't see that ops who've invested much of their time and effort in this site, would be trolling, do you?
mal, you and i know both know that i can hit the search button right now, and find posts you yourself have made re: changes to the site. in fact, i seem to remember you suggesting that some changes seemed to be aimed at making this site into some kind of adult contact, instashag site? i, of course, assume that you were genuinely concerned, and raised issues you had an opinion on? i also strongly suspect that concerns about site changes have been raised in mods lounge? the difference is, mods have the privelege of doing that in private. we only have the open boards?
we can take this to PM if you prefer?
neil x x x ;)
Neil
Whatever
Mal
Handbags at dawn is it boys? wink Be good or I'll have to join in.... lol
an opinion is just that "an opinion" dont call it a whinge because you dont agree .
one of the worst kinds of abuse on this site imo.
Quote by wild rose and the stag
if its all about numbers and you want your number of views upped, go in the chatroom and watch it soar, if you post "i want a fuck now" it will go off the scale!!!!
not sure it will work for guys though but you never know
oh dear
staggy

We've posted 'Anyone want to meet for a shag tonight' in the chatrooms before now and not got anyone...could be because we are a bi couple seeking the same (or bi single male) or could just be that a lot of the people there wouldn't 'swing' if their lives depended on it? wink
aha flidais but now you get to see how many people looked at your profile and then thought No lol
well i have something positive i wish to share.
i have just raised a "support ticket" with admin and got an email back,
it transpires that you dont need to pay a £25 upgrade fee to have your ticket classed as priority and dealt with in 24 hours,
as a "normal" member, you can istead send a text message (costing only ) wich garuntees you the same treatment,
woohoooo
lol :lol:
Dear well_busty_babe,
Your support ticket (subject "pics") has been submitted for review by our
support staff. You will be notified by email when it is updated.
To view your ticket in the future, you will need the following information:
Your email address: blah blah blah @blah blah blah
Your ticket ID: blah blah blah
Alternatively, you can view your support tickets by using your usual site login.
Your support ticket can be seen at:
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/support-tickets/
Upgrade your support ticket to 'Urgent' status for a guaranteed 24hr turnaround!
Just text HELP blah blah blah to blah blah blah
Terms & Conditions: All transactions cost each (billable via 1 x
premium sms message). Open to UK residents only. Participants must be 18 years
of age or over and have the bill payer's permission.
Please do not respond to this email directly, instead visit the link above and
add a note to your ticket.
Kind regards,
The Swinging Heaven Support Team
and to make it even better.....
they were EXTREMELY helpfull and also dealt with it in only 6 mins!
think we should celebrate that peeps
x
Quote by sexycouple22
Exactly, bloody annoying. that's why i've got the same message twice, as it went down on me, Oh Er redface , twice while i was trying to send it.
Jeff

at least something went down on you , never mind not having any winks lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
as a "normal" member, you can istead send a text message (costing only ) wich garuntees you the same treatment,
woohoooo

Or you can offer Noel a BJ and it cost feck-all lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by flidais-media
or could just be that a lot of the people there wouldn't 'swing' if their lives depended on it? wink

So cynical ....
..... yet oh so true. lol
Quote by northwest-cpl
or could just be that a lot of the people there wouldn't 'swing' if their lives depended on it? wink

So cynical ....
..... yet oh so true. lol
pmsl
Just wish things were different though confused
Quote by wild rose and the stag
aha flidais but now you get to see how many people looked at your profile and then thought No lol

True, we guess though, at least, since we put the bit on about ignoring 'winks' they seem to have slowed down...at least people can read it wink :lol:
I have messages from 4 different people with exactly the same subject line and exactly the same content (below)
Really like your profile, why don't you drop by and have a look at mine, and let me know what you think.
I am not flattered by the fact that these 4 people apparently couldn't be bothered to make up their own message and appear to be using some sort of standard form. In fact it is downright RUDE!! :fuckinghell:
Is anyone else getting these?
they're winks. join the cue for complaining. check out the other threads.
H.x
Quote by foxylady2209
I have messages from 4 different people with exactly the same subject line and exactly the same content (below)
Really like your profile, why don't you drop by and have a look at mine, and let me know what you think.
I am not flattered by the fact that these 4 people apparently couldn't be bothered to make up their own message and appear to be using some sort of standard form. In fact it is downright RUDE!! :fuckinghell:
Is anyone else getting these?

Just do what we do, state quite clearly on your profile that all winks will be ignored and deleted..that's stopped most of them for us. biggrin