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anais
Sex God
Quote by X_fanny_x
:smug: i stand proud and say im addicted to facebook anyone wanna poke lol :smug:

lol yes please
may have to pm me your name or what ever it is im no good at finding people lol
Fan- Lyns is now on my list wink
Mwah ha ha!!
i got her as well yey
does anyone else have urges to sorta clean it up get rid of notifications and stuff? or just me
I do delete loads every now and then as it takes ages to load the page otherwise!
I do dislike some of the silly ones..what colour are you etc.
Unknown User
Just had a cleanup on mine!
However, I've also just made a new "circle of friends" wink
mazandden
Sex God
I think we should make a private group like fabs suggests (but with a v innocent title!!!)
Unknown User
Quote by mazandden
I think we should make a private group like fabs suggests (but with a v innocent title!!!)

Just done it, well, a circle anyway. A bit like a knitting circle, with nipples! It's a very special ladies room wink
Unknown User
im there, im special hahahahaha!! and I love the name biggrin
mazandden
Sex God
i can't find anyone!!!! :cry:
Unknown User
Quote by mazandden
i can't find anyone!!!! :cry:

We we're all hiding from ya lol
Tan____Kinky
Sex God
Quote by mazandden
i can't find anyone!!!! :cry:
you have a pm lol
mazandden
Sex God
i made it! eventually! still a bit slow on the old facebook malarky!hehehe
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
I think we should make a private group like fabs suggests (but with a v innocent title!!!)

Just done it, well, a circle anyway. A bit like a knitting circle, with nipples! It's a very special ladies room wink
oooo can I join? huh? can I? huh? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
markz
Sex God
I searched for dozy bints but can't find you all.... rolleyes
Unknown User
Quote by markz
I searched for dozy bints but can't find you all.... rolleyes

Sorry, but we have an anti - Fuckwit Filter :roll:
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
I searched for dozy bints but can't find you all.... rolleyes

Sorry, but we have an anti - Fuckwit Filter :roll:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
mrs_cream123
Sex God
Quote by jaymar
I searched for dozy bints but can't find you all.... rolleyes

Sorry, but we have an anti - Fuckwit Filter :roll:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Oh bugger, he found me, wish I'd have known about this filter :giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
markz
Sex God
Quote by creampie123
I searched for dozy bints but can't find you all.... rolleyes

Sorry, but we have an anti - Fuckwit Filter :roll:
rotflmao :rotflmao:
Oh bugger, he found me, wish I'd have known about this filter :giggle:
Miss Cream xxx
finding you was easy I just looked for a blond with a can of beer in her hand....... :roll:
Ukwineman
Orgasminator
ok so the new thing on facebook is OWNED
I added the application because a lady here sent me a notification, i installed but to be honest never really had time to look at it properly.
It now seems I'm owned by other people, 4 people have bid for me who i dont even know :shock: one from Iceland, and my current owner is a guy.
Whats it all about dunno
Unknown User
Quote by markz
I searched for dozy bints but can't find you all.... rolleyes

nah you just ignore them :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by Ukwineman
ok so the new thing on facebook is OWNED
I added the application because a lady here sent me a notification, i installed but to be honest never really had time to look at it properly.
It now seems I'm owned by other people, 4 people have bid for me who i dont even know :shock: one from Iceland, and my current owner is a guy.
Whats it all about dunno

rotflmao it's just a laugh me hunni, I was bidding on you but lost out! lol
But just you wait, some called hmph friends sell you when your back's turned! confused
:mrgreen:
Unknown User
Quote by Ukwineman
ok so the new thing on facebook is OWNED
I added the application because a lady here sent me a notification, i installed but to be honest never really had time to look at it properly.
It now seems I'm owned by other people, 4 people have bid for me who i dont even know :shock: one from Iceland, and my current owner is a guy.
Whats it all about dunno

Sassy & MarkZ have been in a bidding war for me for ages!
Do you think it's coz I'm cheap? :lol2:
Unknown User
My fave apps of the moment are Fleet Command and Flirt lol
Unknown User
Quote by winchwench
ok so the new thing on facebook is OWNED
I added the application because a lady here sent me a notification, i installed but to be honest never really had time to look at it properly.
It now seems I'm owned by other people, 4 people have bid for me who i dont even know :shock: one from Iceland, and my current owner is a guy.
Whats it all about dunno

Sassy & MarkZ have been in a bidding war for me for ages!
Do you think it's coz I'm cheap? :lol2:
So THAT'S who he is? :doh:
Wino, feel free to add me hunni wave
Unknown User
Quote by jaymar
ok so the new thing on facebook is OWNED
I added the application because a lady here sent me a notification, i installed but to be honest never really had time to look at it properly.
It now seems I'm owned by other people, 4 people have bid for me who i dont even know :shock: one from Iceland, and my current owner is a guy.
Whats it all about dunno

rotflmao it's just a laugh me hunni, I was bidding on you but lost out! lol
But just you wait, some called hmph friends sell you when your back's turned! confused
:mrgreen:
innocent
Misskitty_2008
Sex God
Its the second site I log into after SH - and have had contact from friends I haven't seen or heard from for over 15 years! Its nice catching up with them..
No-one owns me yet though... heres hoping!!!!
anais
Sex God
Quote by Ukwineman
ok so the new thing on facebook is OWNED
I added the application because a lady here sent me a notification, i installed but to be honest never really had time to look at it properly.
It now seems I'm owned by other people, 4 people have bid for me who i dont even know :shock: one from Iceland, and my current owner is a guy.
Whats it all about dunno

I prefer friends for sale than owned....
Still all good fun smile
gothicpunk
Sexpert
I wish I had been following this, as I hate facebook especially because TWO people I may have accidentally have had a slight amount of sex with in the past HAVE FOUND ME ON THERE.
What the hell is up with that?!!?!?!
gothicpunk
Sexpert
ps - ignore me - i am unusually angry due to not being a smoker anymore....
anais
Sex God
Quote by gothicpunk
ps - ignore me - i am unusually angry due to not being a smoker anymore....

Good luck with the no smoking...
As for FB, many people change their settings so they cant be found in search. Maybe that might help you? Alternatively, if you know someones full name that you dont want contacting or finding you, you can block them.
xx
Unknown User
Thought I'd share this with you all.......
Many of you will be familiar with social me on facebook. An utterly pointless, while away a few minutes application in which you leave comments on other peoples pics.
I've only ever left nice ones, and only ever received nice ones. Until tonight....
I got a tag from a 22 year old American wanna be goth rock (ahem) star. It simply said "Not Fuckable" Now, I don't give a shit what people who don't know me think of me, so I was about to ignore him. Then I wondered what sort of effect his comments could have on someone who was really insecure......so in response to his
"Not Fuckable"
I tagged him with
"Not capable"
And this is what found itself into my inbox...(copy/pasted)
.."OF WHAT i FUCK JUST FINE THANX AND YOU LOOK LIKE THAT BITCH FROM THE RING"
To which I responded;
"Don't dish it if you can't take it. I'm sure you do fuck just fine, and I'm sure your right hand will confirm that. Just don't expect me to lose any sleep over your comments."
He replied...
"GOOD NEWS FOR A PROSTITUTE iWOULD RATHER HAVE A RIGHT HAND THAN AN STD YOU FUCKIN SCARY BITCH"
Now I was a little dunno at that one, TBH, so I replied;
"I can't possibly continue this conversation any longer. I don't speak Muppet."
His response:
"you kinda look like something from mirror mask so I dont know how you dont speak muppet"
:dunno: :dunno:
Now at the moment, I'm torn twixt playing with him like a cat would a mouse....or leaving him to it. He's quite clearly wound up, whereas I'm sat here smirking innocent
I know what I should do.....but comments about him being a virgin won't leave my head.....
lol
Steve
Sex God
We (well I do anyway) anxiously await the next instalment of "The Goth waana be pop star who cant even pull on facebook" :giggle:
Unknown User
go girlie go girlie go girlie :thrilled:
sock it to em hun
or click the report for abuse button....apparently it gets em bannaed from social me haha!!!