Fakes R Us

15 Feb 2005

What is a fake shag anyway, is it for example, a cormorant, a kittiwake, or maybe even a stormy petrel?

15 Feb 2005

Can I be fake please? I have far too much to be doing than actually going out and meeting genuine people and having lots of fun. I would much rather arrange all of the hard work and just stay in and whatch Shameless or something.
I promise not to continue emailing unless it is requesting another picture of you all. Even then I won't believe you are fake so I will have to see you do a cam show for me. I would reply in kind but my cam is broken/web speed can't handle it/ yet to buy one wink

I can post pretending to be a female looking for a man just so that I can get them occupied with my fakeness so all of the other women I have bombarded with emails and c*ck shots would have one less genuine person to respond to.

15 Feb 2005

A fake shag might be a short pile carpet, or even lino.

15 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
A fake shag might be a short pile carpet, or even lino.

:rotflmao:
Can I be in? - I just got home from work to find the fella I left in bed this mornings gone
bolt

I mean, how fake is that??? Was he ever there in the first place??

15 Feb 2005

Was there a wet patch on the bedsheets or a dip in the pillow where his head had been?
Conclusive proof would be found in the bathroom. Was the toilet seat up? rolleyes

15 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Was there a wet patch on the bedsheets or a dip in the pillow where his head had been?
Conclusive proof would be found in the bathroom. Was the toilet seat up?

No Bev, toilet seats down and even more worryingly the beds made............ :shock: :shock:
dunno

either he's been naughty or I've made him up??
Kitty xx

15 Feb 2005

Hi, my name is Elvis Presley, and yes, its all been a lie and I cant use my real name on here for obvious reasons. Over the 'missing presumed dead years' I Initially spent the first 2 on the moon with 12 virgins at my beck and call, since coming back to earth I have been working in a McDonalds on a local high street, after which I became Shergar. This is a 100% genuine explanation of my real circumstances.
P.S. Prior to being Elvis I was Lord Lucan
P.P.S. I've kept the looks of Elvis, the body of Adonis and the cock off Shergar...

15 Feb 2005

Kitty I think you've been living in a dream world honey. No man is that tidy AND puts the seat down :shock:

15 Feb 2005

Quote by rh2
Hi, my name is Elvis Presley, and yes, its all been a lie and I cant use my real name on here for obvious reasons. Over the 'missing presumed dead years' I Initially spent the first 2 on the moon with 12 virgins at my beck and call, since coming back to earth I have been working in a McDonalds on a local high street, after which I became Shergar. This is a 100% genuine explanation of my real circumstances.
P.S. Prior to being Elvis I was Lord Lucan
P.P.S. I've kept the looks of Elvis, the body of Adonis and the cock off Shergar...

Did the virgins last 2 years & i thought Elvis worked in a chip shop

15 Feb 2005

Quote by freckledbird
Kitty I think you've been living in a dream world honey. No man is that tidy AND puts the seat down :shock:

Aint that the truth :haha:
So can I be certified fake now? worship

uns off before ES sees this bolt

15 Feb 2005

Quote by KcKat
Kitty I think you've been living in a dream world honey. No man is that tidy AND puts the seat down :shock:

Aint that the truth :haha:
So can I be certified fake now? worship

uns off before ES sees this bolt

Oi!! Too late smackbottom

So you were faking those orgasms all the time were you? :huh: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Well I'm a fake really insofar as I borrowed my....................er.....................appendage off a donkey and then the wind changed so I haven't been able to give it back ever since! redface

ops: :oops: :oops:
Um, do I qualify blue? dunno

15 Feb 2005

well im really a 23yr old female reporter for the sunday sport wink

:shock: :twisted:
do i qualify to join the clique confused

: :?:

15 Feb 2005

No Satin because we knew who you were all along and played along with you lol

15 Feb 2005

I am a fake, I must have answered a good 0 adds so far asking for a shag smile

15 Feb 2005

I'm a cake, is that close enough?

15 Feb 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Ah, but do you have to be a genuine fake, or can you be a fake fake? Soon you will need to verify the fakes as genuine fakes, to stop the place being flooded with fake fakes....

OMG i think ive just gone cross eyed :shock:

16 Feb 2005

I'm faking being a genuine fake! Can I join? lol

:lol: :lol:
I like this idea, at least a clique I can be part. wink

I am also officially Average if that helps. :lol:
Roger the Fake Dragon cool

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Scandal
Hello, I am the Mona Lisa, can I join? :grin:

Yes. Have a badge.

16 Feb 2005

Quote by Alexandra
Ice!!!!!!!
I reckon you must be a fake as I saw you (I-Spy) on TV in the States a couple of days ago!!!!! :wink: :wink:

No, that wasn't me. It was Bill Cosby. He's a fake. Doesn't look anything like me!
Welcome back Alex. kiss

16 Feb 2005

Everyone I am really phil neville but shhh we dont want another dogging case in the news of the screws having 1 footballer is abd enough.
Anway for all those few people that know who I am and have met me pls agree with me.
Anyway i am of to spain to meet my mate becks,
LOL lol

mike "the red" C

16 Feb 2005

Well I'm an absolute stud but I'm totally knackered because every night I get women pestering me to shag them. hump

:hunk:
So that lot must guarantee me membership. lol

Signed HungryP (who never lies) redface

16 Feb 2005

Quote by en bloc
Is this the thread that us newbs can say hello in?
Hello S H :wave:

Only if you are a genuine fake. Otherwise...... sod off!
wink

:wave:

17 Feb 2005

I'm faking it all over the East Riding of Yorkshire.......
I'm just a big foookin fakerer.........
I am sooo qualified.......
Banderas.x

17 Feb 2005

I want to join too! I've been faking all along, I have no interest in sex whatsoever and lied about the parties I've been to! Never had sex in my whole life!