Fakes R Us

15 Feb 2005

If you are a fake, this is the clique for you.....
Membership is quick and easy.
Fake membership card and pretend shag guaranteed.
Reply here to join.

15 Feb 2005

Wooohooo! I`m in! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

15 Feb 2005

We're fakes - never met anyone, never shagged anyone and not even a real couple :shock: wink

Tracy-Jayne & Jon

15 Feb 2005

I'm in

Are the cards good quality fakes as well?
Jas
XXX

15 Feb 2005

Ah, but do you have to be a genuine fake, or can you be a fake fake? Soon you will need to verify the fakes as genuine fakes, to stop the place being flooded with fake fakes....

15 Feb 2005

Well I'll join just for the fake shag - 'cos I really don't know anything about real ones.
Yahoooo - a clique for me.
:bounce: :bounce:

15 Feb 2005

I'm in as well lol

And got the paperwork from local Trading Standards to prove it is fake :shock:

15 Feb 2005

Well ive always been the fake GenuineHertsCpl so I MUST be in!!

15 Feb 2005

Well I dont mind if I am a 'fake fake' or a 'genuine fake' unless the 'fake fake' gets a genuine shag, and the 'genuine fake' gets a fake shag then I want to be......hang on what gets me a genuine shag again?

15 Feb 2005

'm not here, I'm off on a spit my dummy out don't play with me flouncey kind of thing, so I must be fake!
All the membership things please blue, except the shag!
:shock: Did I just turn down a shag from blue???
I must be ill!

15 Feb 2005

I am deffo a fake. It's all lies. Every word. Especially the first eighteen words in this post.

15 Feb 2005

I missed the bit about the fake shag.........that was good!

15 Feb 2005

Oh that's a shame cos I'm definitely real so I can't join your club sad

15 Feb 2005

Quote by Scandal
Hey Mike, are you a genuine fake and not an all-sort?
I suspect you are a Flake !
Is this off Topic?

Scandal, I expect (Venusn)Mars and KitKat to join in any time now.
Mike.

15 Feb 2005

Omust be a fake cos really im a virgin!! :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

15 Feb 2005

well peeps keep saying my boobs are fake.. so guess that gets me a joining card!

15 Feb 2005

Quote by MikeNorth
Scandal, I expect (Venusn)Mars and KitKat to join in any time now.
Mike.

Beat you to it Mike :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

15 Feb 2005

Errr, I'm not really a parrot.
I'm not even a Geordie.
Does that mean I'm a fake on 2 counts and entitled to 2 fake shags?
Can I swop a fake shag for a fake blow job?
Steve (AKA Confused of Blackburn)

15 Feb 2005

We only know one couple on SH, and met them on an exhibitionist camping type adventure in Wales.
So unless they can redeem us, we hold our fake sign up, high n proud. wink

15 Feb 2005

Fake is as fake does.......I'm fake wave

Fakin'ell :shock:

15 Feb 2005

I'm noticing a few individuals on this thread who are suspiciously genuine-sounding. We simply cannot have genuine people in Fakes R Us.... so, if you are genuine... BOG OFF!
Leave us fakes to our pretend shagging, fake orgasms and fake IDs.... BOG OFF back to the photo ads where all the other genuine timewasters live :shock:

15 Feb 2005

Everything about me is fake. Including this post. :shock:

15 Feb 2005

At last-a clique we can fit into!
:smile:
I mean my bf isn't even Welsh..we got away with it for soooo long.....
:twisted:
Heh,
Minx xx

15 Feb 2005

Quote by bluexxx
I'm noticing a few individuals on this thread who are suspiciously genuine-sounding. We simply cannot have genuine people in Fakes R Us.... so, if you are genuine... BOG OFF!
Leave us fakes to our pretend shagging, fake orgasms and fake IDs.... BOG OFF back to the photo ads where all the other genuine timewasters live :shock:

I`m a real fake, I have photo ID to prove it!

Venusxxx

15 Feb 2005

Quote by VenusnMars
I`m a real fake, I have photo ID to prove it!

Venusxxx

Looks just like my Auntie WildWilma

15 Feb 2005

Is this the thread that us newbs can say hello in?
wave

Hello S H :wave:

15 Feb 2005

4 single horny cum sluts looking for single male to fufil us all
have webcam and are willing to show you all
is that fake or does that come as every timewasters fantasy
dunno

15 Feb 2005

Who verifies everyone as fakes then confused

:
Is there a fake verification person type thingy?
Or do we need to be fake certified?

15 Feb 2005

is a 12 year old bi-tightrope artiste with a penchant for lubricants - remove my original ad it is all lies!

15 Feb 2005

My name is really Gladys Itchcrack and I work for Al Jazeera and
I am undercover in this country for the sake of intensive immoral research and detailed selection processes.
I can offer you a selection of fake ID documents, served with Branston Pickle or garlic mayo (with added chives).
Orgasms I can fake in an instant. Just have to plug me mike in and think of past shags.
I could be of help to you........and I give you good price.
wink