tonight i met up with a good friend of mine.............
shes an absolutely beautiful looking woman
beautiful face
slim
large chest
imaculately turned out
blonde hair
dark eyes
the problem is always the same......... after only a few drinks with dinner, she gets very tipsy and as night follows day..... very horny....
so there we were, back at mine, sat on the couch, having a bottle of bubbly.. when she suggests that we go upstairs............
15 minutes of frantic activity later.......... she's fast asleep...........and the evenings over!!
and im downstairs firing up the computer..............bored out of my mind
im wondering if any other members can relate to this and offer some advice?
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Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
nice idea...................
i just dont know if shes gonna be so receptive when she wakes up.......... seems she only has sex with me when we've been drinking..........
She has to be drunk to let you shag her? :shock:
And, she'd struggle to lie vertically across a bed, methinks
Quote by Freckledbird
nice idea...................
i just dont know if shes gonna be so receptive when she wakes up.......... seems she only has sex with me when we've been drinking..........
She has to be drunk to let you shag her? :shock:
And, she'd struggle to lie vertically across a bed, methinks
:giggle:
Must admit I thought that too .....
Cx
Quote by Calista
nice idea...................
i just dont know if shes gonna be so receptive when she wakes up.......... seems she only has sex with me when we've been drinking..........
She has to be drunk to let you shag her? :shock:
And, she'd struggle to lie vertically across a bed, methinks
:giggle:
Must admit I thought that too .....
Cx
i have a large bed........and shes small..............
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
i have a large bed.......... i see lateral thinking isnt a strong point with u 2
Lateral thinking or not, she'd have to be upright to be vertical - youhaveto lie on a bed horizontally, regardless of how big it is.
Quote by winchwench
Kinda obvious.......but lie next to her & start to kiss her gently.
Just make sure you dont (obviously) cross the line between seduction/ assault allegation.
I cant think of a nicer way to be woken up.
thanx winchwench................ i was just toying with that idea.........
the rest of u are only jealous.................
Sex God
Quote by DeeCee
i have a large bed.......... i see lateral thinking isnt a strong point with u 2
Lateral thinking or not, she'd have to be upright to be vertical - youhaveto lie on a bed horizontally, regardless of how big it is.
one nil to the hair splitters it is then
And to those of us who don't have to be drunk to shag someone?
Quote by Freckledbird
i have a large bed.......... i see lateral thinking isnt a strong point with u 2
Lateral thinking or not, she'd have to be upright to be vertical - youhaveto lie on a bed horizontally, regardless of how big it is.
one nil to the hair splitters it is then
And to those of us who don't have to be drunk to shag someone?
i dont know ..... shes asleep.............
I've been woken from a drunken daze many a time by my ex letting his fingers do the walking so now I try not to get in that bad a state to miss out on the good bits Sex God
:doh: Used those in the absence of a :scratchingmyhead: emoticon.
Sex God
Dunno about anyone else but I'd be a bit worried about you posting a report if I'd met you :shock:
Quote by Freckledbird
Dunno about anyone else but I'd be a bit worried about you posting a report if I'd met you :shock:
i think our chances of meeting up are about nil.........
as for my level of discretion........ ive had meets with approx 30 people off the site and been to many munches and socials.... im always discrete.............and a gentleman...
the lady concerned is not a member of the site and unlikely to ever read it....
is there any reason why your so intent on being so rude? why you feel the need to belittle me and cast aspertions as to my character?
Quote by Manolishi
Once, while chatting to the most lovliest of ladies on her couch, I fell asleep.
all she did was sit there, look at me and laugh.
I wish she had woken me with kisses and stuff!
So go on - give it a go - you just never know!
Lovely lady but obviously boring then if you managed to fall alseep on her :lol2:
Maybe she was laughing because you snore
Sex God
I'm actually trying not to be rude. I think it's very indiscreet of you to post what you did, whether she's a member on here or not. And to be honest, you left yourself wide open to a little mickey-taking when you said she only has sex with you when you've both been drinking.
