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off to a fancy dress party 2nite - have nothing to wear and refuse to pay for something fancy! anyone got any ideas of something i can wear from bog standard house stuff? thanks
Sex God
Quote by krazykayaker
off to a fancy dress party 2nite - have nothing to wear and refuse to pay for something fancy! anyone got any ideas of something i can wear from bog standard house stuff? thanks

Is there any theme for party??? or just fancy dress?
white bed sheet tied all fancy = toga/ roman kind of thing...
dunno
Depends what you have in your wardrobe... if it's anything like mine you should be able rustle up a fancy dress outfit with old clothes in no time :dunno:
i cant think what though - there is no theme to this though! help!!!
Why dont you go as a Grecian or something. Or as someone already said go as a roman by using a white sheet round your body. Thats a good idea.
Warming the Bed
Why dont you put a banana on your head
And go as...erm.....Banana Head
Quote by Yeah_Yeah_Yeahs
Why dont you put a banana on your head
And go as...erm.....Banana Head

lol

Just get undressed and go as a nudist................ fun fun fun.
Hugs and cuddles
Blondeslave
Orgasminator
Quote by blondeslave

Just get undressed and go as a nudist................ fun fun fun.
Hugs and cuddles
Blondeslave

darn, you beat me to it, was gonna say go as Adam or Eve
oh well, least I wasnt the only lateral thinker in the room smile
Sexlightened
put a suit on and talk bollocks all night.
tony blair lol
Warming the Bed
Vicar Just a dog Collar
kayaker Complete with spray deck and chat up line "Ive lost my boat, its a big banana, can you help me find it"
Something from "Rocky Horror"
Or as John Major a pair of glasses and your underpants over your trousers who could resist you (Steve Bell cartoons).
Go in the six colours of the Rubick's cube (R, Y, G, B, O, W) and ask people to swop clothes with you during the night so you end up one colour and complete the puzzle... or just get naked! lol
thansk for the help lol - ive been out with the same bunch of mates as a school girl and a dominatrix (dont dare do that again, someone unziped my skirt and besides it was halloween, this one is valentines do but there is no theme) think im goin to wear my wetsuit - just hope i dont boil! keep on with the suggestions though and thanks guys xxxx
Warming the Bed
Buy a little green beret and attach a flake to the top.
Then cover yourself in green balloons.
A grape costume...easy!
lol
Sex God
Quote by little gem
white bed sheet tied all fancy = toga/ roman kind of thing...

I agree with Gem - and, if that's too drab, you can add a splash of colour with an old curtain, some ivy leaves and a nice serpent...

~Reese! surprised
P.S. ...alternately, you can just buy a selection of colourful rectangular sponges and go as a Pez dispenser.
Sex God
OMG.
That is NOT my husband. That is someoner elses husband. Not mine. Oh, no.

Now I wish I had some of those laughing emoticons like Sarge has!
(Your wish is my command!!) wink
put a durex on your nose, when anyone asks what your come as say fuck nose.
failing that if you wana spend just a couple of pounds do what i did , black skirt ( or trousers, white shirt an djust get a cheep checked tie, cut it up and stitch to the shoulders of shirt, instant copper. and im sure you have handcuffs already cool
x femxxxxxxx
Quote by Libra-Love

Now I wish I had some of those laughing emoticons like Sarge has!
(Your wish is my command!!) wink

What? The Mods have 'special' emoticons.. and I thought it was just that I hadn't found them yet :P I know Jags has 'magic buttons' as she said so herself the other day....
How do I get 'special' emoticons please? :wink:
Sex God
Quote by Bloke2005
What? The Mods have 'special' emoticons.. and I thought it was just that I hadn't found them yet :P I know Jags has 'magic buttons' as she said so herself the other day....
How do I get 'special' emoticons please? wink

Blokey~
Could just hit the "Quote" button and steal his image link! *hee hee*
~Reese! surprised
Thanks Reese - SO creative and to the point (as always) lol
I am also planning on robbing a small rural bank fairly soon - can you help?
Quote by krazykayaker
i cant think what though - there is no theme to this though! help!!!

Well if you have some wellies........ & some white paint....... paint the wellies & wear them so you can go as..................
LIL_MIZ_NAUGHTY biggrin :D :D
Sex God
Quote by freckledbird
oooooo Reese whose is the serpent?

Was the neighbours' whose party it was. They'd just got it that evening, and didn't know how to handle it. I've always loved snakes, and used to raise them from eggs in wet newspaper. I think they gave it back to the shop about a week after that party. sad
~Reese! surprised