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Fantasy Dinner Party with an SH Twist

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Okay so we've probably done it before but I'm in the mood for a spot of nonsense.
If you were hosting an evening of fun SH stylee, who would be on your guestlist?
I'm envisaging dinner, drinks and debauchery.
You're allowed:
One actor
One actress
A musician
A politician
A sports person
Another celebrity of your choice
And no more than three SH members
add in yourself and that makes ten.
Will post mine in a moment - just debating (with myself rolleyes ) who the sportsperson should be!
Nola x
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You're allowed:
One actor - Al Pacino (preferably circa Scarface)
One actress - Eva Mendes or maybe January Jones
A musician - Prince (predictable, moi? rolleyes ) or probably the lead singer from the Kings of Leon - I'd be waaaay too overawed by Prince
A politician - Barack Obama (if he's not available then David Lammy wink )
A sports person - Sebastien Chabal or Fernando Torres (depends on my mood :twistedsmile
Another celebrity of your choice - Dita Von Teese
And no more than three SH members - Mazandden (I'm figuring Maz and Dita could burlesque it up... :rascal:) and erm, not saying the third one redface but I am imagining it and it is HOT.
One actor David Tennant
One actress Renee Russo
A musician Brian May
A politician John Prescott
A sports person Pele
Another celebrity of your choice Peter Kay
And no more than three SH members
Nola, Resonance and none other than our own Mr Kent.....I reckon we'd have a fab night :giggle:
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One actor Sean Connery
One actress Elizabeth Taylor
A musician Darren Hayes
A politician Margaret Thatcher
A sports person Lawrence Dallaglio
Another celebrity of your choice Dawn French
And no more than three SH members Going to go for some I haven't yet met, so: Resonance, Cherrytree and Flower
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One actor : Stephen Fry
One actress : Julie Walters
A musician : Bono. Just so I could give him a slap.
A politician : Boris Johnson, he's like a strategically shaved Old English Sheepdog, minus the brains.
A sports person : Brian Clough
Another celebrity of your choice : Bill Bailey
And no more than three SH members : There is absolutely no way I could ever name just three SH members at the moment. I have not met any of you and I cannot prioritise, if need be, I'd mug Bono for the cash and send Cloughie out to find a bigger table/room so more people could come! (Yes this is a cop out of the highest order!)
This is toooooo hard! Can I cheat?! innocent
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This is toooooo hard! Can I cheat?! innocent

Nope. I've made it hard on purpose!
One actor – Stephen Fry
One actress – Monica Belucci
A musician – Jim Morrison
A politician – Tony Benn (mad as a bag of monkeys)
A sports person – Jesse Owens
Another celebrity of your choice – Les Dawson
And no more than three SH members – can I leave this till we get better acquainted?
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This is toooooo hard! Can I cheat?! innocent

Nope. I've made it hard on purpose!
:shock: well, I thought that was the general idea when playing! :twisted:
One actor Ray Winstone
One actress Juliette Binoche
A musician Ronnie Wood
A politician Hugo Chavez
A sports person Ally McCoist
Another celebrity of your choice Stephen Fry
And no more than three SH members
Silk
The Losts ( do they count as one ?)
Dirty Girly
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This is toooooo hard! Can I cheat?! innocent

Nope. I've made it hard on purpose!
rolleyes
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I'm envisaging dinner, drinks and debauchery.
You're allowed:
One actor - Matt Damon
One actress - Julia Roberts
A musician - Pink
A politician - Senator Robert McCallister :whistling:
A sports person - Johnny Wilkinson
Another celebrity of your choice - Richard Hammond
And no more than three SH members - Dawnie, Angel Chat and Bloke
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One actor Sean Connery
One actress Elizabeth Taylor
A musician Darren Hayes
A politician Margaret Thatcher
A sports person Lawrence Dallaglio
Another celebrity of your choice Dawn French
And no more than three SH members Going to go for some I haven't yet met, so: Resonance, Cherrytree and Flower

I just realised I may have left people thinking I would enjoy debauchery with Maggie and Liz :shock:
Drinks and dinner with all of them and then debauchery with some of them, methinks!
There's no question about my list... I'd be debauched with all of them and some!! :rascal:
One actor - Alan Rickman

And no more than three SH members - Freckledbird (to share Alan Rickman) :twisted:, Random_Orbit (In his kilt) cool and........ Markz rolleyes
hump :hump: Debauchery with all :twisted:
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One actor David Tennant
One actress Renee Russo
A musician Brian May
A politician John Prescott
A sports person Pele
Another celebrity of your choice Peter Kay
And no more than three SH members
Nola, Resonance and none other than our own Mr Kent.....I reckon we'd have a fab night :giggle:

I am a great after dinner speaker. wink
Shit I rushed to the thread hoping I might get on Kentys list :-)
Come on mate you gotta agree it would nothing like a dull evening?
lol
One actor: Oliver Reed pre alcohol. He enjoys the evening so much that he stays forever!
One actress: Vanessa Redgrave. She is so completely spellbinding on stage; I'd like to tell her. Actually she'd be very serious company. Let's have - um - Ruth-what's-occuring-Jones - she wouldn't have to travel far!
A musician: Steven Sondheim. And he could do that sitting at my pea - annah thing after dinner and singalonga show tune.
A politician: Michael Portillo. I just would!
A sports person: the first XV
Another celebrity of your choice: Will Self. Thrillingly odd and clever!
And no more than three SH members: My two funny valentines and the one who cares about apostrophes. You know who you are!
Oh dear. Only two women. How will we ever manage? :twisted:
One actor - Kiera Knightly (I do believe the title of actor is now interchangeable)
One actress- Neve Campbell
A musician - Joan Armatrading
A politician - Barbara Jordon.
A sports person - Ed Byrne - as I have nothing to do with sport and couldn't imagine a worse evening than including someone who likes physical activity other than fucking.
Another celebrity of your choice - Michael Moore
And no more than three SH members - Ummm Worlass, Winchwench, Dirtygirl :twisted:
Yup I think that would be a fine evening.
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And no more than three SH members: My two funny valentines and the one who cares about apostrophes. You know who you are!
Oh dear. Only two women. How will we ever manage? :twisted:

Ahhhh, but how do you know your Valentines are from men? wink
Actor.......David Niven
Actress.....Elizabeth Taylor
Politition..Winston Churchill
Musician....Syd Barrett
Sports person...Muhammed Ali
Celebrity of my choice...Jade Goody
Swinging Heaven mates.....Kenty, Minxy, mr Lost
The tales those folk could tell (I mean the famous ones.....not the SH ones!!!!)
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Shit I rushed to the thread hoping I might get on Kentys list :-)
Come on mate you gotta agree it would nothing like a dull evening?
lol

With me around, it would never be dull.
Love me or hate me, ya can't ignore me. wink
One actor Robin williams
One actress Julia Roberts
A musician Shania Twain
A politician Barack Obama
A sports person Frankie Dettori
Another celebrity of your choice Julia Walters
And no more than three SH members Flower, LP, Res
One actor - Johnny Depp
One actress - Audrey Hepburn (when she was in Breakfast at Tiffany's)
A musician - Dave Grohl
A politician - Angela Eagle
A sports person - Ben Foden
Another celebrity of your choice - Russell Howard
And no more than three SH members - Mr Stuff, Resonance and one I won't mention by name cos he doesn't post in the forum anyway.
Hmmmmmmmm 3 ladies and 7 men - however will we cope :twisted:
actor- johhny depp (i need a smoking partner n who better)
actress- the divine miss B (well there would never be any awkward silences with her about)
musician- deborah harry (gorgeous nuff said)
politician- fidel castro (intrigues me)
sports person-tom hanks( well he did play ping pong in forrest gump)
other celeb- phil n fern (they count as one don't they? i love it when they get the giggles gets me goin every time lol )
3 sh members- obviously mr bouncy (wouldn't forgive me if deborah was there n he wasn't rolleyes ) minxie (cause she makes me smile) and res (to see if he makes sense to me in real life cause bloody confuses me in text bloody brain box :shocksmile
One actor Samuel L Jackson
One actress Dame Helen Mirren
A musician Keith Richards
A politician Tony Benn
A sports person Frank Worthington
Another celebrity of your choice Sir Ranulph Fiennes
And no more than three SH members Kentswingers777, Mr Powers and Dirtydoggers.
That would be my guestlist for entertainment, if it was for debauchery, then it would be:
One actor Johnny Depp
One actress Claire King
A musician Tori Amos
A politician Caroline Flint
A sports person Helen Chamberlain
Another celebrity of your choice Lucy Pinder
And no more than three SH members Serendipity, Angel Chat and Dirtygirly
One actor ......Roger Moore
One actress .......Betty Davis ( who you ask? )
A musician ........Jimmy Page
A politician........Maggie Thatcher
A sports person.......Tiger Woods
Another celebrity of your choice ........Gaunty. biggrin
And no more than three SH members.......Mrs777 obviously,Splendid ( cause I would love to smack her botty ) and a very well endowed guy ( any offers )? lol
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One actor ......Roger Moore
One actress .......Betty Davis ( who you ask? )
A musician ........Jimmy Page
A politician........Maggie Thatcher
A sports person.......Tiger Woods
Another celebrity of your choice ........Gaunty. biggrin
And no more than three SH members.......Mrs777 obviously,Splendid ( cause I would love to smack her botty ) and a very well endowed guy ( any offers )? lol

God... I feel so sorry for Mrs777 and Splendid... an evening with Mr K, Gaunty and Mrs T, the sex would have to be pretty damn amazing wouldn't it? Mind you Tiger's very good with his balls so maybe all is not lost...
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One actor ......Roger Moore
One actress .......Betty Davis ( who you ask? )
A musician ........Jimmy Page
A politician........Maggie Thatcher
A sports person.......Tiger Woods
Another celebrity of your choice ........Gaunty. biggrin
And no more than three SH members.......Mrs777 obviously,Splendid ( cause I would love to smack her botty ) and a very well endowed guy ( any offers )? lol

God... I feel so sorry for Mrs777 and Splendid... an evening with Mr K, Gaunty and Mrs T, the sex would have to be pretty damn amazing wouldn't it? Mind you Tiger's very good with his balls so maybe all is not lost...
sorry for me ??? shoot me. banghead
Actor......Robert Newton
Actress.......Judi Dench
Musician......Paul O'Dette
Politician.....Cream
Sportsperson.....Garry Kasparov
Celeb.......Oscar Wilde
3 SH members......only know one. Can I have her three times over! :P
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Actor......Robert Newton
Actress.......Judi Dench
Musician......Paul O'Dette
Politician.....Cream
Sportsperson.....Garry Kasparov
Celeb.......Oscar Wilde
3 SH members......only know one. Can I have her three times over! :P

hey, you have Oscar Wilde and Judi Dench. I will be there too.