farting lasses

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I don't fart :smug:

hmmmmmmm

14 Nov 2007

Quote by paul-tina
I don't fart :smug:

hmmmmmmm

:shock: shurrup you!

14 Nov 2007

I love farting!! even during important public service meetings lol

14 Nov 2007

I'm keeping out of this one :lol2:

14 Nov 2007

dekntan: Looks like you've come up trumps again - this thread has just blown me away! :mrgreen:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by niceandgentle
dekntan: Looks like you've come up trumps again - this thread has just blown me away! :mrgreen:

hmmm this is one id rather hadnt lol

:lol: cheers deky rolleyes

14 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
how many of you out there have farting girlfriends , i do she farts night and day . i know when its coming she cocks one leg eases her big arse up aims it towards me and lets rip !she is now contesting the fact she has a big arse , what do you think ?

Looks fine to me!

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by helnheaven
:roll: :roll: :roll: dek thinks he can embarrass me i soo do not cock my leg ffs

And theres nothing wrong with big bootys either! lol

Oh yes! Nothing wrong at all!
:lickface: :lickface: :lickface:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by mdr2000
Stop it...
Girls do not fart!
Its just wrong.
Mike x

Quite right!... you, Frecklers and I should start a new campaign! :lol:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
she has a big arse , what do you think ?

Nope don't think it's big at all, quite nice really :twisted:

14 Nov 2007

Just blame some one else or the cat / dog/ child

14 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
dekntan: Looks like you've come up trumps again - this thread has just blown me away! :mrgreen:

hmmm this is one id rather hadnt lol

:lol: cheers deky rolleyes

Dek do you therefore wish this thread was gone with the wind so to speak? wink

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Sarah
Just blame some one else or the cat / dog/ child

Its never me or mr lyns who pass wind in our house :angel: its always one of the kids innocent

14 Nov 2007

Yep yep yep........I fart.... lol

Mainly in a morning Kev reckons its cus I have had my mouth shut all night and I have built up pressure.
I have never done it while having sex....well not from my bum anyway rotflmao

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I don't fart :smug:

Are you sure about that dunno

:giggle:

Quote by Mallock2006
I'm keeping out of this one :lol2:

Fart arse :giggle:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by kazandkev
Yep yep yep........I fart.... Mainly in a morning Kev reckons its cus I have had my mouth shut all night and I have built up pressure.
I have never done it while having sex....well not from my bum anyway

:rotflmao: oh no!.. not the other, not the dreaded FF!!! :lol:

14 Nov 2007

Seriously now confused

Girls don't fart......... Do they?
Ladies definatly don't.. Surely not?
Noo :cry:
Mike x

14 Nov 2007

At least us lasses dont let one rip under the duvet and then shove their partners head under to absorb the aroma.

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Clove-hitch
At least us lasses dont let one rip under the duvet and then shove their partners head under to absorb the aroma.

Ah....the dutch oven...... lol

:lol: :lol:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Clove-hitch
At least us lasses dont let one rip under the duvet and then shove their partners head under to absorb the aroma.

14 Nov 2007

Quote by jaymar
Stop it...
Girls do not fart!
Its just wrong.
Mike x

Quite right!... you, Frecklers and I should start a new campaign! :lol:
Can I join? I really think it's hugely unladylike, and in 18 years haven't ever done it (except for the occasional accident) in front of Mr W.
If I do it whilst i'm asleep- I'm utterly mortified! redface

14 Nov 2007

I can HONESTLY say that I don't pass windipops! :smug:
Steve says its because I don't shut up long enough for the pressure to build up and force one out!

Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

14 Nov 2007

:shock: How can you know someone for years and not fart in front of them?

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Clove-hitch
At least us lasses dont let one rip under the duvet and then shove their partners head under to absorb the aroma.

dont we

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
:shock: How can you know someone for years and not fart in front of them?

lots of bad tummies ??????????

14 Nov 2007

Quote by bbw_lover
how many of you out there have farting girlfriends , i do she farts night and day . i know when its coming she cocks one leg eases her big arse up aims it towards me and lets rip !she is now contesting the fact she has a big arse , what do you think ?

Looks fine to me!

:rotflmao::rotflmao:

Quote by tricky-dicky
she has a big arse , what do you think ?

Nope don't think it's big at all, quite nice really :twisted:
kiss

:kiss: :kiss:
ty both

14 Nov 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
:shock: How can you know someone for years and not fart in front of them?

Aaah, now we're getting nearer the truth! :giggle:
Sometimes, all it takes is a Bar-B-Q!
I always reckon that once you've farted in front of eachother you can get on and be real friends.
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14 Nov 2007

Quote by westerross
:shock: How can you know someone for years and not fart in front of them?

Aaah, now we're getting nearer the truth! :giggle:
Sometimes, all it takes is a Bar-B-Q!
I always reckon that once you've farted in front of eachother you can get on and be real friends.
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redface

:shock:

14 Nov 2007

Quote by westerross
:shock: How can you know someone for years and not fart in front of them?

Aaah, now we're getting nearer the truth! :giggle:
Sometimes, all it takes is a Bar-B-Q!
I always reckon that once you've farted in front of eachother you can get on and be real friends.
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:thumbup: :thumbup: me and tune needs a farting session :shock: lol

14 Nov 2007

Quote by dekntan
:thumbup: :thumbup: me and tune needs a farting session :shock:

Hehe - thanks - I'll use that as me pick up line next time I go to a club!! rotflmao

I'm not sure I'm advocating arranging farting sessions in order to become friends - must have some sort of adverse effect on global warming? dunno

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