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Quote by browning
My ex would not fart in front of me, but she used to fart in her sleep!.
She always slept behind you then?
Or did you just get a couple off before you dropped off to ensure you were first - a sort of Fart As You Go voucher!
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Quote by winchwench
Stop it...
Girls do not fart!
Its just wrong.
Mike x
Quite right!... you, Frecklers and I should start a new campaign! :lol:
Can I join? I really think it's hugely unladylike, and in 18 years haven't ever done it (except for the occasional accident) in front of Mr W.
If I do it whilst i'm asleep- I'm utterly mortified!
Ladies like yourself just 'whisper' quietly... Were obviously from a different err.. 'age bracket' to these heathens lol...
In your sleep its forgiven.. Just!
Never mind you girls lol... Even I don't fart in company lol.. Always get the pi** taken because I just won't..
Ok.. call me stiff I don't care lol..
Mike xx
Quote by westerross
:thumbup: :thumbup: me and tune needs a farting session :shock:
Hehe - thanks - I'll use that as me pick up line next time I go to a club!!
I'm not sure I'm advocating arranging farting sessions in order to become friends - must have some sort of adverse effect on global warming?
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:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: tis fartastic flirtation
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Quote by kazandkev
Yep yep yep........I fart....
I have never done it while having sex....well not from my bum anyway
Oh don't you hate these kind --- so embarrassing, trouble is I love doggy so much I kinda have to expect it to happen
ops: pink x
still at least it's not a real fart
Quote by blueandpink
Yep yep yep........I fart....
I have never done it while having sex....well not from my bum anyway
Oh don't you hate these kind --- so embarrassing, trouble is I love doggy so much I kinda have to expect it to happen
ops: pink x
still at least it's not a real fart
Ohh Really??? :grin: Well...... 'Wooof'
Mike x
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I really think some here need to lay off the beans and sprouts for a little while
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Quote by helnheaven
I really think some here need to lay off the beans and sprouts for a little while
Sprouts fer dinner tonight :shock: .
But I don't do fanny farts :smug:
Must go and find Missy's Fanny Fart thread....
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Quote by browning
My ex would not fart in front of me, but she used to fart in her sleep!.
This is very true, most women do fart in their sleep. I once was with a woman who almost 'breathed' through her bum. As she lay there sleeping, she would let out a series of almost silent farts, in sync with her breathing. No smells or anything, just a curious instinctive reflex ability.
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Quote by duncanlondon
My ex would not fart in front of me, but she used to fart in her sleep!.
This is very true, most women do fart in their sleep. I once was with a woman who almost 'breathed' through her bum. As she lay there sleeping, she would let out a series of almost silent farts, in sync with her breathing. No smells or anything, just a curious instinctive reflex ability.
You were just lucky mate! :giggle:
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Quote by westerross
But I don't do fanny farts :smug:
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No and neither do 'proper' ladies
:silly: :grin: 
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Quote by helnheaven
But I don't do fanny farts :smug:
No and neither do 'proper' ladies
:silly: :grin: I'm not a proper lady then :shock: Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
But I don't do fanny farts :smug:
No and neither do 'proper' ladies
:silly: :grin: I'm not a proper lady then :shock:Thats ok, I can forgive you that
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Quote by mdr2000
Yep yep yep........I fart....
I have never done it while having sex....well not from my bum anyway
Oh don't you hate these kind --- so embarrassing, trouble is I love doggy so much I kinda have to expect it to happen
ops: pink x
still at least it's not a real fart
Ohh Really??? :grin: Well...... 'Wooof'
Mike x
nice doggy....(strokes Mikey till he starts panting)
