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Farts: why are they so funny?!
I was on one of those 'must attend' management courses with a slightly American style which required us all to do some 'Physical Jerks' to prepare for the day.
We started with toe touching (toe seeing being strenuous enough for me) when a particularly snooty delegate ( on achieving the closest she could manage to her pinkies ) let rip the most perfect 'Toot' I have ever heard
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With no further ado, she walked back to where she had left her things, gathered them, and left never to be seen again.
We started with toe touching (toe seeing being strenuous enough for me) when a particularly snooty delegate ( on achieving the closest she could manage to her pinkies ) let rip the most perfect 'Toot' I have ever heard
.With no further ado, she walked back to where she had left her things, gathered them, and left never to be seen again.
Orgasminator
All very funny so far,
But how do you handle it when you drop a 'Silent but Deadly' in a crowded lift?
Personally, I just move slightly to one side, if there is room, and raise an eyebrow at the nearest bloke. Invariably he looks embarrassed and gets the blame from all the others. :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Harry0
But how do you handle it when you drop a 'Silent but Deadly' in a crowded lift?
Personally, I just move slightly to one side, if there is room, and raise an eyebrow at the nearest bloke. Invariably he looks embarrassed and gets the blame from all the others.
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venus its not just you babe.. its a girl thing!!!
i have never in my life farted...and anyone who claims i have is a liar!!!!!!!!!!
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busty...
Got visions of the lift door opening and everyone, apart from me, pinned to the sides! 
