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Fashion Disasters..........

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Quote by zootle
:shock: A man who loves shoes!

A man who loves shoes is no man at all! lol
Well, I dunno, maybe he's just very in touch with his femenin side...
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ohh zootle you have no idea ......no idea at all.. rotflmao
right where's Easy ....see I fLuckin told you that I had a softer side to me, appearances can be deceptive ya know!
......davej listening to a very gentle C.D. sipping on a drink, very chilled out and not rising to the bait at all.
suit n cufflinks
:rascal:
o like a man with style
Quote by redstilletto
suit n cufflinks
:rascal:
o like a man with style

So do I Red and when I find him, I will lend him my clothes to wear.
What about this vision of ..... errrr....... delight? :undecided: ~~~>
Just can't help wondering how much of it is real and how much is his mothers picnic blanket cut into shapes that resemble clothes dunno
Quote by MISSCHIEF
What about this vision of ..... errrr....... delight? :undecided: ~~~>Epitomy of style
Just can't help wondering how much of it is real and how much is his mothers picnic blanket cut into shapes that resemble clothes dunno

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
one of the daughters brought one of his relatives home one weekend.........he didn't stay very long .......
Quote by MISSCHIEF
What about this vision of ..... errrr....... delight? :undecided: ~~~>Epitomy of style
Just can't help wondering how much of it is real and how much is his mothers picnic blanket cut into shapes that resemble clothes dunno

I'm no fashion expert, as I'd be the first to admit but, really, the phrase 'fashion distaster' does not suit that... that... thing. I wonder, perhaps, if a more appropriate phrase is 'fashion armageddon'. After all, if that's the direction fashion is heading in then the world needs to end. Quickly.
Ah! So that's why George W Bush was re-elected! He's trying to save the world from Burberry and chavs by destroying the planet! God bless America.
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
IMHO, there is nothing wrong with waring football shirts especially of ot has the Man U crest or Three Lions on. I own several pairs of faded/ripped jeans.
I also own hoodys / loud shirts and Tracksuit bootoms.
Buy hey I am 23 and can get away with waring such clothes. However if my father was to wair such atire I would be embaressed.
Kind Regards Mr Fashion Disaster
Quote by zootle
I am a fashion distaster! lol I just can't choose normal clothes to save my life. And as for fancy dress, I avoid any such occasion, that's even harder than normal clothes! :lol:

Me too. I cannot "do" casual, for some reason I am unable to meet the specification. I can do smart, dinner Suit, ordinary suit, jackat and tie, (not very smart but acceptable in all circles), but I cannot do casual, I just look scruffy.
Likewise Fancy Dress, other people look funny, I just look a tit.
Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
lol im sure you look sexy in 'em either way.

I do!
Quote by musketeer
I am a fashion distaster! lol I just can't choose normal clothes to save my life. And as for fancy dress, I avoid any such occasion, that's even harder than normal clothes! :lol:

Me too. I cannot "do" casual, for some reason I am unable to meet the specification. I can do smart, dinner Suit, ordinary suit, jackat and tie, (not very smart but acceptable in all circles), but I cannot do casual, I just look scruffy.
Likewise Fancy Dress, other people look funny, I just look a tit.
I live in black trousers, i wear them for work, i wear them for vegging, i wear them for going out, i have about 50 pairs of black trousers in my wardrobe! they do for smart, casual, smart casual, wondefully versatile!! :lol: mind you, i do look damn sexy in a suit if i do say so myself!! :smug:
i bought a v neck t shirt from harvey nics had lots of holes in cost me 60 pound worn it once not happy
Quote by the funk
i bought a v neck t shirt from harvey nics had lots of holes in cost me 60 pound worn it once not happy

You need the holes funk ....without the holes you would have nowhere to put your arms, and head, the garment would then be a sack instead of a Tshirt. A sack is certainly not worth £60, however as yours does have holes then it is a Tshirt and worth the money......be happy.
Quote by MikeC
I also own hoodys / loud shirts and Tracksuit bootoms.

So do I. Is this unfashionable? I do hope so. I'd rather be a fashion disaster than a fashion victim. biggrin
I love fashion distasters, mainly because they were always SO cool for the briefest moment in time (with the possible exception of the puffball skirt!). I was a teenager in the 80s and wore some schockers, including extra shoulderpads inside jackets that already had them (Wallis used to put velcro on the shoulder pads in their clothes so you could build up a collection!). Other dubious items included ra-ra skirts, cowboys boots with fringing (early 80s), cowboy boots (90) with culottes, studded belts and string vests like Madonnna, tailored trousers with stirrups, gigantic earrings, gigantic hair. The 80s were just great!! lol The best thing I owned was a bright cerise and black leopard print skirt.....I was quite a cheerful goth for a while!
Truthfully, it's only a disaster if there is photographic evidence in existence wink
lol
and at my "Ripe Young Age" I still have a Romper Suit and am also inspired by the dress of MISSCHIEF wink
Fred
....and I would agree with you on the footie shirts Scandal....fLuckin awfull!!
However the only thing worse than FOOTBALL shirts is FOOTIE shirts
confused Unsure of how to distinguish myself in my evening leaving attire post wedding, I trawled round every designer store in Glasgow. In the end I came down to an Armani suit and a Versace shirt/jacket type thing. My now ex swayed me to the uniqueness of the Vesace item................................
It's black and yellow, looks like a wasp, cost me £350 and ironically I'm now getting to feel the sting since we split.....................
"fashion forewarning?" redface
Quote by MISSCHIEF
What about this vision of ..... errrr....... delight? :undecided: ~~~>Epitomy of style
Just can't help wondering how much of it is real and how much is his mothers picnic blanket cut into shapes that resemble clothes dunno

I think it's a real shame what has happened to burberry. They are one of the best fashion houses in this country and while using house check for lining or as a small logo until about 1996 when along with EURO 96, not only was Burberry ruined by this, so were labels like Stone Island.....
I blame Baddiel and Skinner and Footballs coming home for the new breed of 'footie' supporters.....
I'll get off my soap box now
Quote by ShaggyJ
confused Unsure of how to distinguish myself in my evening leaving attire post wedding, I trawled round every designer store in Glasgow. In the end I came down to an Armani suit and a Versace shirt/jacket type thing. My now ex swayed me to the uniqueness of the Vesace item................................
It's black and yellow, looks like a wasp, cost me £350 and ironically I'm now getting to feel the sting since we split.....................
"fashion forewarning?" redface

At least you still have a ""Tail""
Oh poop, you can scoff but it's all had a revival! lol I know all of the thirtysomething girls on the site will read that and be turning pink as they recall their ra-ra moments!
I'm a-scootin' now, them thar cows ain't never gonna milk theyselves wink